Nudest: 1,731st Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,370th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,440th
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The Empire of Kavastan is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Rudi with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 2.313 billion Kavastanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Solace. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The strong Kavastanian economy, worth 209 trillion Dongs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is 90,478 Dongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, the nation is known as the cheapskates of the Rejected Realms, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kavastan's national animal is the Coywolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kavastan is ranked 5,408th in the world and 94th in the Rejected Realms for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,724.92 Tourists Per Hour.

Nudest: 1,731stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,370thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,440thMost Pacifist: 2,489thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,147thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,687thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,804thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,342ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,290thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,408thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,453rdLargest Governments: 5,807thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,839thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,123rdSafest: 6,182ndLowest Crime Rates: 6,533rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,988thBest Weather: 7,585thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,002ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,907thTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,239thSmartest Citizens: 13,138thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,526thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,185th
Most Pacifist: 44th in the regionNudest: 46th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 52nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 61st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 74th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 87th in the regionSafest: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 94th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 101st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 105th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 109th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 114th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 118th in the regionBest Weather: 138th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 159th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 164th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 216th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 230th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 259th in the regionMost Inclusive: 320th in the regionMost Developed: 320th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 365th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 404th in the region

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