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The White Elephant of Katyuscha

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Handshaker

Location: Tofulinearity

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The White Elephant of Katyuscha is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by nah with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.186 billion Katyuschans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of nah. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Furniture Restoration.

The nah is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Katyuscha Blood Tithe, a recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katyuscha's national animal is the nah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is nah, and its currency is the nah.

Katyuscha is ranked 30th in Tofulinearity and 20,358th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 21 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Katyuscha's influence in Tofulinearity rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Katyuscha fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Katyuscha fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Influential.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Katyuscha was endorsed by The Paradise of Othelos.
  • 6 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 13 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 14 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 14 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 16 days ago: Katyuscha lodged a message on the Tofulinearity Regional Message Board.
  • 16 days ago: Katyuscha lodged a message on the Tofulinearity Regional Message Board.

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