Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 907th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,920th Lowest Crime Rates: 3,687th
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The Thingy of Katyuscha is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Him with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.102 billion Katyuschans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cityville. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Katyuschan economy, worth a remarkable 1,390 trillion Munzzes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 125,266 Munzzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Beasty is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Katyuscha Blood Tithe, a recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katyuscha's national animal is the Beasty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Whatever.

Katyuscha is ranked 16,190th in the world and 13th in Kotturheim for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,401.14 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 907thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,920thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,687thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,361stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,339thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,006thLargest Governments: 7,022ndHighest Economic Output: 7,195thLargest Insurance Industry: 7,236thMost Influential: 7,458thSafest: 8,674thHealthiest Citizens: 9,537thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,561stTop
Largest Populations: 9,890thMost Developed: 10,584thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,419thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,822ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,839thMost Stationary: 13,514thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,614thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,190thMost Efficient Economies: 17,052ndLargest Welfare Programs: 17,270thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,451stHighest Average Incomes: 18,187thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,964th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Katyuscha altered its national flag.
  • : Katyuscha altered its national flag.
  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements, Largest Welfare Programs, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Katyuscha altered its national flag.
  • : Katyuscha altered its national flag.
  • : Katyuscha altered its national flag.


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