The White Elephant of
Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The White Elephant of Katyuscha is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by nah with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 8.054 billion Katyuschans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of nah. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Katyuschan economy, worth 983 trillion nahs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 122,101 nahs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nah is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Katyuscha Blood Tithe, a recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katyuscha's national animal is the nah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is nah.

Katyuscha is ranked 66th in Kotturheim and 137,756th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -788.984 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 15 days ago: Katyuscha fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 21 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
  • 29 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 29 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Insurance Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 33 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Safest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 38 days ago: Katyuscha fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 41 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 51 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Rudest Citizens.
  • 57 days ago: Katyuscha lodged a message on the Kotturheim Regional Message Board.
  • 57 days ago: Katyuscha lodged a message on the Kotturheim Regional Message Board.

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