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The Dark Dark Dark of Katyuscha

“Go! Go!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Tofuline


The Dark Dark Dark of Katyuscha is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Buddahs' Baby Brother Benny with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.594 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The New. The average income tax rate is 95%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Furniture Restoration.

The Marimo is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Katyuscha Blood Tithe, a recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katyuscha's national animal is the Marimo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is that sound, and its currency is the Gold.

Katyuscha is ranked 131st in Tofuline and 118,389th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -23 Whatever.

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