Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 938th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,941st Lowest Crime Rates: 3,399th
The Romantic Sob of
Father Knows Best State
Just another night in Nantes
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The Romantic Sob of Katyuscha is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Zach Condon with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.198 billion Katyuschans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nantes. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Katyuschan economy, worth a remarkable 1,277 trillion Loves a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 125,266 Loves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The Beasty is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Katyuscha Blood Tithe, a recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katyuscha's national animal is the Beasty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Romance.

Katyuscha is ranked 98,172nd in the world and 7th in Kotturheim for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,020.76 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 938thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,941stLowest Crime Rates: 3,399thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,000thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,585thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,955thLargest Governments: 6,392ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,749thHighest Economic Output: 7,357thMost Influential: 7,629thSafest: 8,676thTop
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Most Developed: 9,277thHealthiest Citizens: 9,473rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,151stLargest Populations: 10,469thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,274thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,802ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,315thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,399thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,292ndMost Stationary: 15,886thMost Efficient Economies: 15,970thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,607thHighest Average Incomes: 16,764th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the region

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  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces, the Top 5% for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 5% for Largest Insurance Industry, Most Developed, Lowest Crime Rates, and Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.

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