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The White Elephant of Katyuscha

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Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Kotturheim

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The White Elephant of Katyuscha is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by nah with an iron fist, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.729 billion Katyuschans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of nah. The average income tax rate is 96%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Gambling and Door-to-door Insurance Sales.

The nah is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Katyuscha Blood Tithe, a recent law has banned homes from having any more than one wheel, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katyuscha's national animal is the nah, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is nah, and its currency is the nah.

Katyuscha is ranked 8th in Kotturheim and 13,216th in the world for Largest Populations, with 6,729 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • 6 days ago: Katyuscha's influence in Kotturheim rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • 10 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 13 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Katyuscha's influence in Kotturheim rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • 18 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • 22 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 24 days ago: Katyuscha's influence in Kotturheim rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • 28 days ago: Katyuscha was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • 29 days ago: Katyuscha's influence in Kotturheim rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".

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