The Democratic Free Republic of Karlando is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Karl McSwansson with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 17.444 billion Karlandonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karlandonia City. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Karlandonan economy, worth a remarkable 3,225 trillion Krawas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 184,917 Krawas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and there's a bright dawn ahead for Karlando. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karlando's national animal is the Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Swanism.

Karlando is ranked 4,754^th in the world and 72^nd in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.71 law-abiding acts per hour.