The Clampdown of
Capitalizt
Pop Tarts for all
Joe Strummer
Regional Influence
Contender
Vocals
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.411 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,771 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 281,256 Springsteens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,458,608 per year while the poor average 29,384, a ratio of 49.6 to 1.

Stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents, pro-life activists often lecture pregnant women undergoing routine prenatal screening, hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, and prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason. Crime is totally unknown. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 273rd in Capitalist Paradise and 135,301st in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.01 Stalins.

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