The Clampdown of
Capitalizt
Pop Tarts for all
Joe Strummer
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.27 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,448 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 281,068 Springsteens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,119,255 per year while the poor average 47,543, a ratio of 23.5 to 1.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, concussed Pugball players cannot remember their lineup position, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime is totally unknown. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 141st in Capitalist Paradise and 39,596th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaputer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Kaputer was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kaputer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kaputer voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Space Administration"".
  • : Kaputer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Kaputer was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kaputer voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Sapient Rights".
  • : Kaputer was endorsed by The Democratic States of Commonwealth Republic.
  • : Kaputer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Kaputer lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.

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