The Clampdown of
Capitalizt
Pop Tarts for all
Joe Strummer
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.839 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,316 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 280,120 Springsteens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,201,285 per year while the poor average 41,808, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport, concussed Pugball players cannot remember their lineup position, and lending firms are subject to strict government regulations. Crime is totally unknown. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 44th in Capitalist Paradise and 2,347th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 37 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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