Most Influential: 45th Rudest Citizens: 380th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 604th
The Clampdown of
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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.945 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,265 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 285,434 Springsteens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 821,903 per year while the poor average 78,735, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 1,383rd in the world and 7th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 2,500.66506624 Days.

Most Influential: 45thRudest Citizens: 380thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 604thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 742ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 768thLargest Gambling Industry: 792ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,004thMost Armed: 1,008thHighest Economic Output: 1,221stFattest Citizens: 1,345thMost Stationary: 1,383rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,412thHighest Average Incomes: 1,506thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,587thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,657thLargest Retail Industry: 1,965thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,002ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,030thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,195thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,278thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,853rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,900thHighest Crime Rates: 2,909thMost Avoided: 3,234thLargest Mining Sector: 3,421stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,674thMost Cultured: 4,231stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,499thLargest Populations: 6,281stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,443rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,562ndLargest Insurance Industry: 7,022ndSmartest Citizens: 7,195thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,349thNudest: 8,464thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,787thMost Efficient Economies: 9,599thTop
Largest Black Market: 10,397thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,162ndMost Pro-Market: 12,619thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,807thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,559thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,744thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,773rdHighest Drug Use: 16,778th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 27th in the region

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