Most Influential: 44th Rudest Citizens: 327th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 614th
The Clampdown of
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Joe Strummer
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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.579 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,161 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 285,462 Springsteens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 821,985 per year while the poor average 78,742, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 13,694th in the world and 37th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Poor Incomes, with 78,742.95 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 44thRudest Citizens: 327thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 614thLargest Gambling Industry: 781stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 796thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 835thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,008thMost Armed: 1,024thHighest Economic Output: 1,254thFattest Citizens: 1,328thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,376thMost Stationary: 1,436thHighest Average Incomes: 1,497thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,502ndTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,597thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,726thLargest Retail Industry: 1,826thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,862ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,159thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,207thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,791stHighest Crime Rates: 2,837thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,861stMost Avoided: 3,208thLargest Mining Sector: 3,345thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,665thMost Cultured: 4,067thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,355thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,795thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,059thLargest Populations: 6,348thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,416thSmartest Citizens: 6,899thNudest: 7,383rdTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,854thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,887thMost Efficient Economies: 9,192ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,236thLargest Black Market: 10,380thMost Pro-Market: 10,622ndMost Rebellious Youth: 11,902ndHighest Poor Incomes: 13,694thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,762ndHighest Drug Use: 14,726th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionNudest: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the region

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