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The Clampdown of Kaputer

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Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: Capitalist Paradise


The Clampdown of Kaputer is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 9.428 billion enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Joe Strummer's bedroom, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and graffiti graces every city's streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue, and its currency is the Springsteen.

Kaputer is ranked 16th in Capitalist Paradise and 5,394th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 181 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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