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The Clampdown of Kaputer

“Pop Tarts for all”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Capitalist Paradise


The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.075 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The large, corrupt, pro-business government devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Tourism.

The recently unemployed can often be seen at the local homeless shelter, much of Kaputer's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour. Crime is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue, and its currency is the Springsteen.

Kaputer is ranked 395th in Capitalist Paradise and 110,186th in the world for Best Weather, with -617 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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