Most Influential: 43rd Rudest Citizens: 348th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 604th
The Clampdown of
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Joe Strummer
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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.791 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,221 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 285,434 Springsteens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 821,903 per year while the poor average 78,735, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 789th in the world and 19th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 27,535.05 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 43rdRudest Citizens: 348thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 604thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 754thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 788thLargest Gambling Industry: 789thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,000thMost Armed: 1,007thHighest Economic Output: 1,231stFattest Citizens: 1,341stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,395thMost Stationary: 1,411thHighest Average Incomes: 1,501stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,584thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,602ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,910thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,919thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,041stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,186thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,232ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,791stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,845thHighest Crime Rates: 2,861stMost Avoided: 3,209thLargest Mining Sector: 3,369thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,752ndMost Cultured: 4,166thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,383rdLargest Populations: 6,257thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,318thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,439thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,761stSmartest Citizens: 7,070thNudest: 7,923rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,092ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,450thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,455thLargest Black Market: 10,292ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,499thMost Pro-Market: 11,889thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,131stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,630thHighest Drug Use: 14,631stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,755thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,784th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 18th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionNudest: 22nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the region

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