The Clampdown of
Capitalizt
Pop Tarts for all
Joe Strummer
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.453 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,503 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 281,344 Springsteens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,363,907 per year while the poor average 33,593, a ratio of 40.6 to 1.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious. Crime is totally unknown. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 402nd in Capitalist Paradise and 128,783rd in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -2,138 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaputer lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Kaputer lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
  • : Kaputer voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Military Freedom Act"".
  • : Kaputer was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Kaputer, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaputer, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaputer, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Kaputer was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in Kaputer, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Kaputer endorsed The Queendom of Tol-Sairanarmi.

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