Most Influential: 42nd Rudest Citizens: 563rd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 588th
The Clampdown of
Capitalizt
Pop Tarts for all
Joe Strummer
Regional Influence
Contender
Vocals
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.249 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,046 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 283,964 Springsteens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 811,847 per year while the poor average 79,114, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 6,589th in the world and 55th in Capitalist Paradise for Smartest Citizens, with 91.17 Quips Per Hour.

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Most Influential: 42ndRudest Citizens: 563rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 588thLargest Gambling Industry: 758thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 772ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 804thMost Armed: 918thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 953rdHighest Economic Output: 1,254thFattest Citizens: 1,275thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,339thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,454thHighest Average Incomes: 1,469thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,472ndMost Stationary: 1,476thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,628thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,703rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,851stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,062ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,116thHighest Crime Rates: 2,579thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,743rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,913thLargest Mining Sector: 3,426thMost Avoided: 3,427thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,577thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,801stMost Cultured: 4,051stMost Corrupt Governments: 4,883rdLargest Insurance Industry: 5,545thNudest: 5,745thLargest Populations: 6,480thSmartest Citizens: 6,589thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,697thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,544thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,977thMost Pro-Market: 9,582ndMost Efficient Economies: 9,639thLargest Black Market: 10,408thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,247thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,450thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,582ndHighest Drug Use: 14,587th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionNudest: 26th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionFattest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Armed: 36th in the region

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