Most Influential: 44th Rudest Citizens: 422nd Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 600th
The Clampdown of
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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.212 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,341 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 285,420 Springsteens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 821,863 per year while the poor average 78,731, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, the lasting legacy of the current generation is a million years of buried radioactivity, and corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 8,646th in the world and 38th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 6,549.64 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 44thRudest Citizens: 422ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 600thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 721stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 757thLargest Gambling Industry: 802ndMost Armed: 999thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,001stHighest Economic Output: 1,206thMost Stationary: 1,339thFattest Citizens: 1,354thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,479thHighest Average Incomes: 1,524thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,560thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,808thLargest Retail Industry: 2,052ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,126thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,204thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,254thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,255thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,887thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,956thHighest Crime Rates: 2,969thMost Avoided: 3,299thLargest Mining Sector: 3,397thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,666thMost Cultured: 4,407thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,601stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6,120thLargest Populations: 6,148thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,607thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,944thSmartest Citizens: 7,314thNudest: 8,534thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,646thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,835thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 10,117thLargest Black Market: 10,425thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,947thMost Pro-Market: 12,792ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,614thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,692ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,308thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,729thHighest Drug Use: 17,693rd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 19th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 31st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the region

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