Most Influential: 43rd Rudest Citizens: 401st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 591st
The Clampdown of
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Joe Strummer
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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.396 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 4,107 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 285,339 Springsteens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 827,565 per year while the poor average 77,920, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

The legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence, robosexual marriages are increasingly common, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 166,020th in the world and 293rd in Capitalist Paradise for Lowest Crime Rates, with 5.9 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Influential: 43rdRudest Citizens: 401stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 591stLargest Gambling Industry: 726thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 775thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 815thMost Armed: 924thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 980thHighest Economic Output: 1,247thFattest Citizens: 1,282ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,322ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,405thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,424thMost Stationary: 1,451stHighest Average Incomes: 1,451stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,594thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,644thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,765thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,113thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,211thHighest Crime Rates: 2,514thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,836thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2,986thMost Avoided: 3,395thLargest Mining Sector: 3,477thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,701stMost Cultured: 4,027thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,890thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,623rdNudest: 6,229thLargest Populations: 6,362ndSmartest Citizens: 6,754thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,318thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,587thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,627thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,767thMost Efficient Economies: 9,221stMost Pro-Market: 9,799thLargest Black Market: 10,262ndMost Rebellious Youth: 11,857thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,205thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,062ndHighest Drug Use: 14,407th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionNudest: 16th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 28th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 33rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaputer was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaputer, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaputer, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaputer, crime is on the rise as online youths compete to vlog the most shocking scenes of violence.
  • : Kaputer voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn the Pacific"".
  • : Kaputer voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Humanitarian Aid Expansion Act"".
  • : Kaputer was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Edison Culver.
  • : Kaputer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaputer, the legislature keeps promising "more study" of corruption allegations against the parliamentary whip system.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaputer, the rich are forced to sell their cars to pay for more police to prevent their cars from being stolen.


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