Most Influential: 41st Rudest Citizens: 541st Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 548th
The Clampdown of
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Joe Strummer
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Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Political Freedom
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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 13.919 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,960 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 284,537 Springsteens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 813,486 per year while the poor average 79,274, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 189,038th in the world and 332nd in Capitalist Paradise for Best Weather, with -267 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Influential: 41stRudest Citizens: 541stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 548thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 731stLargest Gambling Industry: 732ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 765thMost Armed: 874thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 930thFattest Citizens: 1,221stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,227thHighest Economic Output: 1,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,305thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,375thHighest Average Incomes: 1,392ndMost Stationary: 1,498thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,507thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,634thLargest Retail Industry: 1,695thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,941stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,047thHighest Crime Rates: 2,503rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,562ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,797thMost Avoided: 3,206thLargest Mining Sector: 3,383rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,467thMost Cultured: 3,744thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,640thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,488thSmartest Citizens: 6,346thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,410thLargest Populations: 6,585thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,086thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,369thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,564thNudest: 7,731stMost Efficient Economies: 8,803rdTop
Largest Black Market: 10,357thMost Pro-Market: 11,427thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,043rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,453rdMost Rebellious Youth: 12,702ndHighest Drug Use: 17,151st
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionNudest: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 34th in the regionFattest Citizens: 35th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 37th in the region

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