The Clampdown of
Capitalizt
Pop Tarts for all
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.517 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,205 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 278,345 Springsteens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,320,659 per year while the poor average 34,620, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, movies and computer games are strictly censored for violence, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, and several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation. Crime is totally unknown. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 28th in Capitalist Paradise and 878th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 11 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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