Most Influential: 42nd Rudest Citizens: 537th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 554th
The Clampdown of
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Joe Strummer
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, complete lack of public education, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 14.055 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Social Policy and Welfare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,994 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 284,181 Springsteens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 812,466 per year while the poor average 79,174, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

Priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 178,835th in the world and 363rd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 9.24 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most Influential: 42ndRudest Citizens: 537thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 554thLargest Gambling Industry: 748thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 754thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 794thMost Armed: 884thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 931stFattest Citizens: 1,251stHighest Economic Output: 1,258thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,273rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,355thHighest Average Incomes: 1,421stMost Stationary: 1,488thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,495thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,579thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,631stLargest Retail Industry: 1,767thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,020thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,142ndHighest Crime Rates: 2,580thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,644thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,883rdMost Avoided: 3,310thLargest Mining Sector: 3,412thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,461stMost Cultured: 3,909thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,724thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,703rdSmartest Citizens: 6,412thLargest Populations: 6,523rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,640thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,589thNudest: 7,781stLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,788thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 9,139thLargest Black Market: 10,450thMost Pro-Market: 10,767thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11,006thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,633rdHighest Poor Incomes: 12,896thMost Rebellious Youth: 13,212thHighest Drug Use: 17,857th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 15th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 34th in the regionNudest: 35th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 36th in the region

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