The Clampdown of
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Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
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Political Freedom
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The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.638 billion Kaputerians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,250 trillion Springsteens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 279,310 Springsteens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,325,238 per year while the poor average 34,740, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Pugdogs' dominate wildlife preserves, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways. Crime is totally unknown. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 50th in Capitalist Paradise and 2,799th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 1,155.45 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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