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The Lost Paradise of Kapellen

“Sapere aude”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Scandinavia

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The Lost Paradise of Kapellen is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dirk Van Mechelen with a fair hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 17.028 billion love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hobonia. The average income tax rate is 84%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

A vast monorail network carries people all over the country, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Hobonia Times is sold out, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime is totally unknown. Kapellen's national animal is the guanoape, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the krone.

Kapellen is ranked 90th in Scandinavia and 100,737th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -11 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Kapellen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 15 days ago: Kapellen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs (last census: Top 1%).
  • 15 days ago: Kapellen was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • 19 days ago: Kapellen was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 28 days ago: Kapellen was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 31 days ago: Kapellen fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Income Equality.
  • 32 days ago: Kapellen lodged a message on the Scandinavia Regional Message Board.
  • 32 days ago: Kapellen relocated from Belgium to Scandinavia.
  • 32 days ago: Kapellen was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured (last census: Top 5%).
  • 33 days ago: Kapellen fell out of the regional Top 10% for Happiest Citizens.

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