Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,084th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,572nd Largest Black Market: 3,166th
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
A nation of dreams and prosperity.
Premier Jeremy Andersson
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Federation of Kannap is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Jeremy Andersson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, disturbing lack of elderly people, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.618 billion Kannapians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth 941 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 109,264 Royal Kannapian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Kannapolis, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 158,015th in the world and 1,228th in Europeia for Most Primitive, scoring -121.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,084thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,572ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,166thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,194thBest Weather: 3,821stMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,166thNudest: 4,275thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,460thMost Devout: 7,311thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,950thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,070thMost Influential: 8,381stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 10,577thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,636thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,099thMost Efficient Economies: 13,401stLargest Populations: 14,321stMost Developed: 14,454thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,926thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,466thLargest Governments: 18,402ndMost Cultured: 18,835th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 23rd in the regionNudest: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 46th in the regionBest Weather: 47th in the regionMost Devout: 57th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 95th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 109th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 142nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 145th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 159th in the region

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