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The People's Federation of Kannap

“Citius, Altius, Fortius ”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The Darwin Allied Republics

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The People's Federation of Kannap is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Jeremy Andersson with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.781 billion Kiennuanuaenpijagennuabeag enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Social Equality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beagtahnaiddokikirjainnaidmormeanach. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71%. A robust private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is moderate, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Presbyterianism, and its currency is the Kiabnaidnuaen.

Kannap is ranked 4th in The Darwin Allied Republics and 5,823rd in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring 35 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 25 minutes ago

  • 12 hours ago: Kannap was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 hours ago: Kannap was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Kannap was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Kannap was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Best Weather.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Kannap, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Kannap, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Kannap, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Kannap, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Kannap, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Kannap was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.

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