Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,931st Largest Black Market: 3,252nd Most Beautiful Environments: 3,871st
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
A nation of dreams and prosperity.
Premier Jeremy Andersson
Regional Influence
Direkter of un Advertissiments
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Federation of Kannap is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Jeremy Andersson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.482 billion Kannapians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 108,894 Royal Kannapian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Kannapolis, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 131,604th in the world and 3rd in The Oubliette for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -7.14 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,931stLargest Black Market: 3,252ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,871stNudest: 4,275thBest Weather: 4,659thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,833rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,435thMost Devout: 7,404thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,170thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,120thHighest Economic Output: 10,245thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,379thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,784thLargest Populations: 13,151stMost Efficient Economies: 15,239th

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