The Federation of
A nation of dreams and prosperity.
Premier Jeremy Andersson
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Federation of Kannap is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Jeremy Andersson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.382 billion Kannapians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The enormous, pro-business government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Social Policy, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth 531 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. Average income is 83,267 Royal Kannapian Kronor, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the government is reining in public spending, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kannap is ranked 1st in Greater Narnia and 16,404th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 8 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 5 hours ago

  • 5 days ago: Kannap was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 12 days ago: Kannap was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Anarchy".
  • 34 days ago: Kannap was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 47 days ago: Kannap was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 52 days ago: Kannap granted posting privileges on the Greater Narnia Message Board to nations in embassy regions.
  • 52 days ago: Kannap agreed to construct embassies between Greater Narnia and The Illuminati.
  • 55 days ago: Kannap's influence in Greater Narnia fell from "Dominator" to "Superpower".
  • 56 days ago: Kannap's influence in Greater Narnia fell from "Hermit" to "Dominator".
  • 56 days ago: Kannap's influence in Greater Narnia rose from "Minnow" to "Hermit".
  • 57 days ago: Kannap relocated from Kotturheim to Greater Narnia.


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