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The People's Imperial Federation of Kannap

“Citius, Altius, Fortius ”

Category: Corporate Bordello
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Esportiva

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The People's Imperial Federation of Kannap is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Jeremy Andersson with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.674 billion Kannapians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with the Environment, although Education and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70%. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the government is reining in public spending, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Presbyterianism, and its currency is the Royal Kannapian Krona.

Kannap is ranked 25th in Esportiva and 14,006th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -2 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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