“Citius, Altius, Fortius ”
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Regional Influence: Minnow
The People's Imperial Federation of Kannap is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Jeremy Andersson with a fair hand, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 5.674 billion Kannapians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with the Environment, although Education and Social Equality are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70%. A healthy private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.
The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the government is reining in public spending, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Presbyterianism, and its currency is the Royal Kannapian Krona.
Most Recent Government Activity: 53 minutes ago
- 9 days ago: Kannap voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa Dreiundzwanzig".
- 10 days ago: Kannap endorsed The Oxymoron of Apox.
- 10 days ago: Kannap endorsed The Special Administrative Zone of Gregoryisgodistan Special Admin Zone.
- 10 days ago: Kannap endorsed The Federation of Free Republics.
- 10 days ago: Kannap endorsed The Constitutional Democracy of New North Aqmuland.
- 11 days ago: Kannap was endorsed by The Constitutional Democracy of New North Aqmuland.
- 12 days ago: Kannap was endorsed by The Federation of Free Republics.
- 14 days ago: Kannap fell out of the world Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- 20 days ago: Kannap relocated from Mordor to Esportiva.
- 20 days ago: Kannap relocated from The Black Riders to Mordor.