Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,760th Largest Black Market: 3,218th Most Beautiful Environments: 3,641st
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
A nation of dreams and prosperity.
Premier Jeremy Andersson
Regional Influence
Dealmaker
Gay Ostrich Trackman
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Federation of Kannap is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Jeremy Andersson with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, strictly enforced bedtime, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.123 billion Kannapians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth 993 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 108,894 Royal Kannapian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Kannapolis, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 15,822nd in the world and 3rd in The Oubliette for Most Developed, scoring 75.2 on the Human Development Index.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,760thLargest Black Market: 3,218thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,641stNudest: 3,755thBest Weather: 4,465thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,704thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,132ndMost Devout: 7,323rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,392ndTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 8,933rdHighest Economic Output: 10,381stMost Advanced Public Education: 11,101stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,451stLargest Populations: 13,727thMost Efficient Economies: 14,687thMost Developed: 15,822ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,516thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,782nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kannap's influence in The Oubliette rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Kannap was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Kannap was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Kannap lodged a message on the The Oubliette Regional Message Board.
  • : Kannap lodged a message on the The Oubliette Regional Message Board.
  • : Kannap published "First Dessotum of the Second Constitution of Kannap" (Factbook: Legislation).
  • : Kannap lodged a message on the The Oubliette Regional Message Board.
  • : Kannap was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Kannap altered its national flag.
  • : Kannap was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.

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