Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,630th Largest Black Market: 3,204th Most Beautiful Environments: 3,266th
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
A nation of dreams and prosperity.
Premier Jeremy Andersson
Regional Influence
Gay Ostrich Trackman
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Federation of Kannap is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Jeremy Andersson with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.753 billion Kannapians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth 953 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 108,894 Royal Kannapian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Kannapolis, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 164,331st in the world and 6th in The Oubliette for Longest Average Lifespans, with 51.94 Years.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,630thTop
Largest Black Market: 3,204thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,266thNudest: 3,718thBest Weather: 3,989thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,446thMost Influential: 4,841stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,616thMost Devout: 7,410thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,238thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,455thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,577thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,655thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,943rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,009thLargest Populations: 14,119thMost Developed: 15,096thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,798thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,988th

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