Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,854th Largest Black Market: 3,249th Most Beautiful Environments: 3,792nd
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
A nation of dreams and prosperity.
Premier Jeremy Andersson
Regional Influence
Direkter of un Advertissiments
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Federation of Kannap is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Jeremy Andersson with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.297 billion Kannapians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 108,894 Royal Kannapian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Kannapolis, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 6,321st in the world and 2nd in The Oubliette for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,713.33 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,854thLargest Black Market: 3,249thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,792ndNudest: 4,061stBest Weather: 4,599thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,784thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,321stMost Devout: 7,407thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,162ndMost Subsidized Industry: 8,961stHighest Economic Output: 10,365thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,194thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,599thLargest Populations: 13,663rdMost Efficient Economies: 14,876th

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