The Federation of
Corporate Bordello
A nation of dreams and prosperity.
Premier Jeremy Andersson
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Federation of Kannap is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Jeremy Andersson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.102 billion Kannapians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The enormous, pro-business government prioritizes Environment, with Education, Social Policy, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth 506 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. Average income is 82,951 Royal Kannapian Kronor, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

The 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, the government is reining in public spending, and a National Academy regulates grammar and usage. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kannap is ranked 1st in Greater Narnia and 5,370th in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 116 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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