Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,747th Nudest: 3,000th Largest Black Market: 3,220th
The Federation of
Father Knows Best State
A nation of dreams and prosperity.
Premier Jeremy Andersson
Regional Influence
Gay Ostrich Trackman
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Federation of Kannap is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Jeremy Andersson with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.973 billion Kannapians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. The average income tax rate is 80.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth 977 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 108,894 Royal Kannapian Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Kannapolis, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 139,759th in the world and 6th in The Oubliette for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -7.21 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,747thNudest: 3,000thLargest Black Market: 3,220thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,528thBest Weather: 4,335thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,722ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,957thMost Devout: 7,442ndTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,468thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,083rdHighest Economic Output: 10,510thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,161stLargest Publishing Industry: 12,345thLargest Populations: 13,938thMost Efficient Economies: 14,766th

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