The Federation of
Corporate Bordello
A nation of dreams and prosperity.
Premier Jeremy Andersson
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Federation of Kannap is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Jeremy Andersson with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.825 billion Kannapians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The enormous, pro-business government prioritizes Environment, although Education, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kannapolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kannapian economy, worth 582 trillion Royal Kannapian Kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. Average income is 85,335 Royal Kannapian Kronor, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, graffiti graces every city's streets, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kannap's national animal is the Nighthawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Church of Kannap.

Kannap is ranked 20,935th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 40 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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