Most World Assembly Endorsements: 837th Most Influential: 1,110th Most Efficient Economies: 1,174th
The Contented Republic of
Father Knows Best State
No, you're not paranoid. It's happening.
Adrienne Miller
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The Contented Republic of Kangarawa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Adrienne Miller with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, rampant corporate plagiarism, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 17.8 billion Kangarawans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tasman. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kangarawan economy, worth a remarkable 2,887 trillion Wazoos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 162,193 Wazoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Protest songs are the nation's de facto anthems, all news sources are under strict government control, a government program is underway to revitalize Kangarawa's beaches, and breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kangarawa's national animal is the Tasmanian Devil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Proferism.

Kangarawa is ranked 2,426th in the world and 43rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 122.53 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 837thMost Influential: 1,110thMost Efficient Economies: 1,174thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,631stMost Stationary: 1,663rdTop
Most Developed: 1,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,131stHighest Economic Output: 2,219thLowest Crime Rates: 2,426thBest Weather: 2,484thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,499thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,537thLargest Mining Sector: 2,858thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,948thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,294thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,445thHealthiest Citizens: 3,490thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,663rdLargest Populations: 4,226thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,310thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,816thSmartest Citizens: 5,414thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,518thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,972ndLargest Governments: 7,422ndHighest Poor Incomes: 7,447thHighest Average Incomes: 7,770thTop
Nicest Citizens: 9,372ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,569thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,338thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,396th
Most Influential: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 23rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 32nd in the regionMost Stationary: 33rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionBest Weather: 45th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 46th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 55th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 68th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 75th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 87th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 93rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 103rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 108th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 143rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 153rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 178th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 185th in the regionNicest Citizens: 255th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 277th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 307th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 435th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 495th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 562nd in the regionSafest: 588th in the regionLargest Black Market: 643rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 705th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 752nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kangarawa, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace.
  • : Kangarawa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate The Arab League".
  • : Kangarawa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "The Rule of Law".
  • : Following new legislation in Kangarawa, a government program is underway to revitalize Kangarawa's beaches.
  • : Kangarawa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Hell".
  • : Kangarawa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on Execution"".
  • : Kangarawa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kangarawa, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • : Kangarawa was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Kangarawa voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Animal Abuse".


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