The Contented Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
No, you're not paranoid. It's happening.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Contented Republic of Kangarawa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Adrienne Miller with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 15.081 billion Kangarawans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tasman. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kangarawan economy, worth a remarkable 2,359 trillion Wazoos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 156,434 Wazoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Skateparks can be found in every city, it is a crime to offend someone's religious beliefs, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kangarawa's national animal is the Tasmanian Devil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Proferism.

Kangarawa is ranked 80th in The East Pacific and 4,015th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 14 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

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