The Contented Republic of
Father Knows Best State
No, you're not paranoid. It's happening.
Adrienne Miller
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Contented Republic of Kangarawa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Adrienne Miller with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 17.131 billion Kangarawans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tasman. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kangarawan economy, worth a remarkable 2,755 trillion Wazoos a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 160,863 Wazoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, the government snoops on private internet connections, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kangarawa's national animal is the Tasmanian Devil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Proferism.

Kangarawa is ranked 42nd in The East Pacific and 2,251st in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 457.4 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kangarawa was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kangarawa fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Kangarawa fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Kangarawa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Kangarawa fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kangarawa was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Kangarawa was endorsed by The Holy Empire of JJJrtheiiiish.
  • : Kangarawa was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Kangarawa was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Kangarawa was endorsed by The The The The The The Stasi of In Gentem Et De Libris Scientiam.

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