The Contented Republic of
Father Knows Best State
No, you're not paranoid. It's happening.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Contented Republic of Kangarawa is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adrienne Miller with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 15.397 billion Kangarawans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tasman. The average income tax rate is 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kangarawan economy, worth a remarkable 2,402 trillion Wazoos a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 156,016 Wazoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kangarawa's national animal is the Tasmanian Devil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Proferism.

Kangarawa is ranked 5,881st in The East Pacific and 137,424th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -266 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 31 minutes ago: Kangarawa was endorsed by The TEP Puffin of Bachtendekuppen.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kangarawa, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan.
  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kangarawa, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Kangarawa was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kangarawa, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kangarawa, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kangarawa, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kangarawa, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned.
  • 2 days ago: Kangarawa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend A mean old man"".
  • 2 days ago: Kangarawa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Right to a Lawful Divorce"".

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