The Contented Republic of
Father Knows Best State
No, you're not paranoid. It's happening.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Contented Republic of Kangarawa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Adrienne Miller with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 15.583 billion Kangarawans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tasman. The average income tax rate is 80.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kangarawan economy, worth a remarkable 2,462 trillion Wazoos a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 158,003 Wazoos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kangarawa's national animal is the Tasmanian Devil, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Proferism.

Kangarawa is ranked 6,384th in The East Pacific and 142,511th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -465.36 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

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