Highest Poor Incomes: 314th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 350th Highest Economic Output: 387th
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The Ocean-Washed Archipelago of Kanaia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jack with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 24.609 billion Kanaians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rufion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kanaian economy, worth a remarkable 7,584 trillion Adrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 308,203 Adrians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups, and the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Jack off a murder charge. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kanaia's national animal is the Oliphant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanaia is ranked 131,807th in the world and 1,463rd in 10000 Islands for Most Pro-Market, scoring -69.22 on the Rand Index.

Highest Poor Incomes: 314thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 350thHighest Economic Output: 387thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 461stMost Scientifically Advanced: 481stMost Armed: 484thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 619thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 766thLargest Information Technology Sector: 801stHighest Average Incomes: 1,151stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,243rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,273rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,323rdLargest Black Market: 1,376thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 1,670thLargest Populations: 1,683rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,769thRudest Citizens: 1,859thSmartest Citizens: 2,195thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,375thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,506thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,550thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,705thLargest Mining Sector: 4,292ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,456thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,930thMost Developed: 5,210thMost Cultured: 5,957thBest Weather: 6,152ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,439thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,059thMost Secular: 7,148thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,478thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,543rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,241stLargest Retail Industry: 8,904thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,346thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,397thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,902ndMost Politically Free: 13,600thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,942nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26th in the regionRudest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 36th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 41st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 50th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 52nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 63rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 76th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 88th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 97th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 98th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 112th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 126th in the regionMost Developed: 129th in the regionMost Cultured: 135th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 144th in the regionBest Weather: 158th in the regionMost Secular: 160th in the region

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