Highest Poor Incomes: 334th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 351st Highest Economic Output: 392nd
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The Ocean-Washed Archipelago of Kanaia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jack with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 24.809 billion Kanaians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rufion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kanaian economy, worth a remarkable 7,646 trillion Adrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 308,203 Adrians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups, and the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Jack off a murder charge. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kanaia's national animal is the Oliphant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanaia is ranked 109,835th in the world and 43rd in Yorkshire for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 964.09 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

Highest Poor Incomes: 334thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 351stHighest Economic Output: 392ndMost Armed: 492ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 521stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 608thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 684thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 759thLargest Information Technology Sector: 853rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,166thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,219thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,222ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,360thLargest Black Market: 1,400thLargest Populations: 1,664thHighest Crime Rates: 1,679thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,812thRudest Citizens: 1,946thSmartest Citizens: 2,222ndLargest Gambling Industry: 2,408thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,575thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,508thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,775thLargest Mining Sector: 4,350thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,505thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,103rdMost Developed: 5,313thMost Cultured: 6,075thBest Weather: 6,178thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,766thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,266thMost Secular: 7,373rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,283rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,733rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 9,362ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,412thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,757thMost Politically Free: 14,347thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,068thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,554thMost Efficient Economies: 17,410th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 6th in the region

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