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The Ocean-Washed Archipelago of Kanaia

“I find your lack of faith disturbing...”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: My Little Pony

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The Ocean-Washed Archipelago of Kanaia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jack with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 21.008 billion Kanaians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rufion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kanaian economy, worth a remarkable 5,961 trillion Adrians a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 283,766 Adrians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

People are arrested for looking too sternly at whales, millions of Adrians have been thrown into a project to find the cure for Mad Oliphant Disease, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kanaia's national animal is the Oliphant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kanaia is ranked 4th in My Little Pony and 2,839th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,094.6 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

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