Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 105th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 317th Highest Poor Incomes: 331st
The Ocean-Washed Archipelago of
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The Ocean-Washed Archipelago of Kanaia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jack with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 24.242 billion Kanaians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rufion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kanaian economy, worth a remarkable 7,455 trillion Adrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 307,552 Adrians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups, and the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Jack off a murder charge. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kanaia's national animal is the Oliphant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanaia is ranked 166,643rd in the world and 62nd in California for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -44.5 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 105thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 317thHighest Poor Incomes: 331stHighest Economic Output: 387thMost Scientifically Advanced: 425thMost Armed: 472ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 644thLargest Information Technology Sector: 679thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 753rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,127thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,242ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,260thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,294thLargest Black Market: 1,377thRudest Citizens: 1,497thHighest Crime Rates: 1,631stTop
Largest Populations: 1,704thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,705thSmartest Citizens: 2,064thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,292ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,344thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,602ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,685thLargest Mining Sector: 4,343rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,481stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,502ndMost Developed: 4,532ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,400thMost Cultured: 5,837thBest Weather: 5,913thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,194thMost Secular: 6,240thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,869thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,939thLargest Retail Industry: 8,170thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,156thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,783rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,229thMost Politically Free: 12,266thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,209thMost Efficient Economies: 16,569th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kanaia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Kanaia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Kanaia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Utopia"".
  • : Kanaia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Kanaia's influence in California rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Kanaia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Kanaia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate California".
  • : Kanaia's influence in California rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Following new legislation in Kanaia, the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Jack off a murder charge.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanaia, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups.


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