Highest Poor Incomes: 323rd Largest Cheese Export Sector: 330th Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 348th
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The Ocean-Washed Archipelago of Kanaia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jack with a fair hand, and notable for its soft-spoken computers, anti-smoking policies, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 24.458 billion Kanaians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rufion. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kanaian economy, worth a remarkable 7,536 trillion Adrians a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 308,123 Adrians, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only AI know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, schoolchildren learn basic numeracy by counting off their push-ups, and the government is spending millions on lawyers' fees trying to get Jack off a murder charge. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kanaia's national animal is the Oliphant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanaia is ranked 153,888th in the world and 32nd in Eternal Scholars for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -54.59 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Highest Poor Incomes: 323rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 330thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 348thHighest Economic Output: 389thMost Scientifically Advanced: 446thMost Armed: 494thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 656thLargest Information Technology Sector: 717thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 776thHighest Average Incomes: 1,152ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,252ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,307thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,320thLargest Black Market: 1,327thTop
Highest Crime Rates: 1,669thLargest Populations: 1,691stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,745thRudest Citizens: 1,759thSmartest Citizens: 2,155thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,334thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,471stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,544thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,705thLargest Mining Sector: 4,283rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,466thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,767thMost Developed: 5,034thMost Cultured: 5,884thBest Weather: 6,126thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,453rdMost Secular: 6,851stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,963rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,045thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8,208thLargest Retail Industry: 8,598thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,338thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,124thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12,742ndMost Politically Free: 13,315thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 14,029th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the region

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