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The Rogue Nation of Kalliana

“Don't suck!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Rogue Nation of Kalliana is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Fandalas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its restrictive gun laws. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.483 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Social Equality and Healthcare are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalliana City. The average income tax rate is 97%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Llama hunting institutions, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Kalliana's national animal is the Llama, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Liana.

Kalliana is ranked 4,432nd in The East Pacific and 121,387th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -13 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kalliana, the dead are minced up and sold to people in burger form.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kalliana, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kalliana, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kalliana, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Llama hunting institutions.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kalliana, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kalliana, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kalliana, public nudity is compulsory.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kalliana, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kalliana, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kalliana, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.

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