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The Federated Imperium of Kajal

“He who hesitates, dies.”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: The Vast

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The Federated Imperium of Kajal is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Vierun Muraan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.827 billion Kajali are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Education and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hir-Kajurmani. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, students cut up leftover Galacs during Arts and Crafts, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kajal's national animal is the Myarra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Ljose, and its currency is the Galac.

Kajal is ranked 21st in The Vast and 109,728th in the world for Best Weather, with -309 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 6 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, students cut up leftover Galacs during Arts and Crafts.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Kajal was reclassified from "Iron Fist Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, the wreckages of bombed planes that litter Kajal are highly popular tourist destinations.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.

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