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The Federated Imperium of Kajal

“He who hesitates, dies.”

Category: Libertarian Police State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: The Vast

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The Federated Imperium of Kajal is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Vierun Muraan with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 23.714 billion Kajali are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Education and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hir-Kajurmani. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, and abortions are routinely performed in Kajal's hospitals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kajal's national animal is the Myarra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Ljose, and its currency is the Galac.

Kajal is ranked 5th in The Vast and 865th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 357 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, abortions are routinely performed in Kajal's hospitals.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, Hir-Kajurmani spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, artists are pillars of society.
  • 9 days ago: Kajal was reclassified from "Iron Fist Socialists" to "Libertarian Police State".
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, the government is a law unto itself.
  • 9 days ago: Kajal lodged a message on the The Vast Regional Message Board.

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