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The Federated Imperium of Kajal

“He who hesitates, dies.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Auxiliary

Location: The Vast

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The Federated Imperium of Kajal is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Vierun Muraan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 24.061 billion Kajali are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Defence, although Education and Healthcare are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hir-Kajurmani. The average income tax rate is 99%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, Kajal's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, and Myarra is one of the most popular forenames in Kajal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kajal's national animal is the Myarra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Ljose, and its currency is the Galac.

Kajal is ranked 5th in The Vast and 8,496th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 90 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 100 minutes ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, Myarra is one of the most popular forenames in Kajal.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, Kajal's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Kajal was reclassified from "Libertarian Police State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, high food prices have reduced the national diet to staple foods and water.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • 5 days ago: Kajal fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kajal, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.

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