The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Blake The Awesome with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 23.343 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth a remarkable 6,507 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 278,777 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kaigi has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Kaigi is ranked 1st in The East Pacific and 43rd in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 730 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Kaigi was endorsed by The Queendom of Akanaya.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, highschool principals regularly send armed truancy patrols to drag problem students to school.
  • 11 hours ago: Kaigi was endorsed by The Republic of Default Republic.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, Kaigi has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Kaigi was endorsed by The Emirate of SS Atlas.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Kaigi was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Masquerading Marauder.

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