The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 23.931 billion Kaigians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth a remarkable 6,763 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 282,611 Flabbergasts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, the internet has been placed under government control, and racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Kaigi is ranked 5th in The East Pacific and 269th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 68 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, the internet has been placed under government control.
  • 1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, morning coffees are no longer the same since the disappearance of newspapers.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, nine out of ten citizens of Kaigi answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Kaigi endorsed The Confederacy of Taxilis.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Kaigi was endorsed by The Confederacy of Taxilis.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, CDs are regularly copy-protected.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.

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