Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th Best Weather: 7th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th
The Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.894 billion Kaigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth a remarkable 7,882 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 304,431 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, the arms industry is strictly regulated, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Kaigi is ranked 51st in the world and 1st in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 4,324.76 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 5thBest Weather: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13thNicest Citizens: 17thLargest Welfare Programs: 34thMost Rebellious Youth: 37thHealthiest Citizens: 42ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 48thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51stLongest Average Lifespans: 53rdMost Pacifist: 62ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 79thMost Beautiful Environments: 107thLowest Crime Rates: 154thMost Ignorant Citizens: 163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 264thLargest Governments: 265thHighest Economic Output: 326thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 365thLargest Gambling Industry: 384thSafest: 391stHighest Average Tax Rates: 430thMost Devout: 503rdMost Corrupt Governments: 740thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 851stMost Stationary: 971stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 978thMost Influential: 1,080thLargest Populations: 1,104thHighest Average Incomes: 1,127thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,466thMost Inclusive: 1,650thMost Primitive: 1,777thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,549thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,542ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,697thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 11,541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,755thNudest: 16,324th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 21st in the regionMost Primitive: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionMost Inclusive: 49th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 104th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 306th in the regionNudest: 372nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 415th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 471st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Kaigi was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the arms industry is strictly regulated.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Kaigi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Kaigi is building an army to protect its overseas territories.


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