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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Blake The Awesome with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 22.209 billion Kaigians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, nudity is frowned upon, and conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, its national religion is Pastafarian, and its currency is the Flabbergast.

Kaigi is ranked 3,131st in The East Pacific and 97,788th in the world for Most Extreme, scoring 11 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, calling out of the blue has become taboo.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.

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