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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Blake The Awesome with an even hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 21.919 billion Kaigians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, all footpaths have tollbooths, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, its national religion is Pastafarian, and its currency is the Flabbergast.

Kaigi is ranked 3,378th in The East Pacific and 112,076th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring -106 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 7 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales.
  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, guns are banned.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, the mining industry has taken a hit from tighter environmental regulations.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time.

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