Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th Best Weather: 8th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 27.078 billion Kaigians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth a remarkable 8,598 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 317,543 Flabbergasts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bowerstone is a police state during international summits, birth rates have hit an all-time low, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and Kaigi's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Kaigi is ranked 180,726th in the world and 9,638th in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -60.53 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4thBest Weather: 8thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10thNicest Citizens: 15thHealthiest Citizens: 37thMost Compassionate Citizens: 39thMost Rebellious Youth: 41stLongest Average Lifespans: 46thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48thMost Pacifist: 55thLargest Welfare Programs: 79thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 93rdMost Beautiful Environments: 106thLowest Crime Rates: 163rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 173rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 248thHighest Economic Output: 298thLargest Governments: 300thLargest Gambling Industry: 367thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 452ndHighest Poor Incomes: 515thHighest Average Tax Rates: 553rdMost Corrupt Governments: 603rdMost Inclusive: 637thMost Devout: 637thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 847thSafest: 875thMost Stationary: 885thHighest Average Incomes: 1,032ndLargest Populations: 1,048thMost Influential: 1,236thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,446thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,735thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,444thMost Efficient Economies: 2,462ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,175thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,927thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,309thTop
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Most Cultured: 9,285th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionSafest: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 45th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 103rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 217th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 227th in the regionMost Cultured: 235th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 555th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 860th in the regionLargest Black Market: 865th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Kaigi's first free elections in recent memory have been successfully concluded.
  • : Kaigi was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Bowerstone is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, almost all of Kaigi's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Kaigi endorsed The Community of Rybeck.

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