Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th Best Weather: 7th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 26.272 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth a remarkable 8,039 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 306,006 Flabbergasts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, Maxtopians dominate the nation's military hierarchy, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Kaigi is ranked 21,501st in the world and 523rd in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 70.32 on the Human Development Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 4thBest Weather: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thNicest Citizens: 16thHealthiest Citizens: 40thMost Rebellious Youth: 40thMost Compassionate Citizens: 41stLargest Welfare Programs: 43rdLongest Average Lifespans: 51stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 54thMost Pacifist: 62ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 64thMost Beautiful Environments: 107thMost Advanced Public Transport: 108thMost Ignorant Citizens: 123rdLowest Crime Rates: 177thLargest Governments: 293rdHighest Economic Output: 327thHighest Poor Incomes: 379thLargest Gambling Industry: 388thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 395thMost Devout: 497thHighest Average Tax Rates: 502ndMost Corrupt Governments: 574thSafest: 655thMost Stationary: 953rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,025thLargest Populations: 1,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 1,151stMost Influential: 1,208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,250thMost Inclusive: 1,346thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,644thTop
Most Primitive: 1,814thMost Efficient Economies: 2,499thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,112thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,449thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,762nd
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23rd in the regionMost Primitive: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 38th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 94th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 253rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 427th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 523rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 828th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Republic of United Galexies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Maxtopians dominate the nation's military hierarchy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, a government program is underway to revitalize Kaigi's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, corporate executives continue to enjoy generous tax benefits while the public is taxed to the hilt.


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