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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Blake The Awesome with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 22.411 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

The nation has an international reputation for compassion, women aren't allowed to work but at least dinner is served on time, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, its national religion is Pastafarian, and its currency is the Flabbergast.

Kaigi is ranked 7th in The East Pacific and 1,210th in the world for Largest Populations, with 22,411 Capita (millions).

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