Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th Best Weather: 7th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 26.662 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth a remarkable 8,309 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 311,653 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Replacement organs are grown in vats, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, contestants on Kaigi's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Kaigi is ranked 10,286th in the world and 273rd in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 253.57 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4thBest Weather: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thNicest Citizens: 16thHealthiest Citizens: 37thMost Compassionate Citizens: 42ndMost Rebellious Youth: 43rdLongest Average Lifespans: 46thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52ndLargest Welfare Programs: 55thMost Pacifist: 64thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 78thMost Beautiful Environments: 110thMost Advanced Public Transport: 148thMost Ignorant Citizens: 152ndLowest Crime Rates: 183rdHighest Poor Incomes: 259thLargest Governments: 316thHighest Economic Output: 321stLargest Gambling Industry: 381stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 442ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 549thMost Devout: 568thMost Corrupt Governments: 633rdMost Stationary: 781stSafest: 805thMost Inclusive: 972ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 972ndLargest Populations: 1,068thHighest Average Incomes: 1,096thMost Influential: 1,305thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,346thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,868thMost Efficient Economies: 2,486thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,812thMost Primitive: 3,762ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,085thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,286thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,694th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 24th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 101st in the regionMost Primitive: 156th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 273rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 277th in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 419th in the regionMost Developed: 565th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Matriarchy of Ethalria.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Kingdom of Staynes.
  • : Kaigi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, contestants on Kaigi's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Kaigi was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, replacement organs are grown in vats.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.

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