Most Cheerful Citizens: 4th Best Weather: 7th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 26.484 billion Kaigians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth a remarkable 8,113 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 306,369 Flabbergasts, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Bowerstone, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, and citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Kaigi is ranked 157th in the world and 3rd in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 13,870.75 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 4thBest Weather: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thNicest Citizens: 16thHealthiest Citizens: 39thMost Rebellious Youth: 42ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rdLongest Average Lifespans: 49thLargest Welfare Programs: 52ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 55thMost Pacifist: 67thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 71stMost Beautiful Environments: 114thMost Ignorant Citizens: 129thMost Advanced Public Transport: 157thLowest Crime Rates: 208thHighest Economic Output: 330thLargest Governments: 331stLargest Gambling Industry: 371stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 452ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 586thMost Devout: 606thMost Corrupt Governments: 655thSafest: 813thMost Stationary: 947thMost Inclusive: 1,021stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,071stLargest Populations: 1,087thHighest Average Incomes: 1,184thMost Influential: 1,301stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,447thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 1,811thMost Primitive: 1,880thMost Efficient Economies: 2,504thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,907thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,899thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,281stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,221stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 15,329th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Primitive: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28th in the regionMost Inclusive: 28th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 71st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 96th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 104th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 417th in the regionMost Developed: 530th in the regionMost Average: 618th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Bowerstone.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Kaigi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.

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