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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Blake The Awesome with an iron fist, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.62 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Flabbergast mansions, and the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, its national religion is Pastafarian, and its currency is the Flabbergast.

Kaigi is ranked 4,232nd in The East Pacific and 121,565th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -19 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 18 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Flabbergast mansions.
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 17 hours ago: Kaigi was endorsed by The People's Republic of Lerison.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, cars are banned.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Kaigi was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Kaigi was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).

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