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The Kingdom of Kaigi

“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific


The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Blake The Awesome with an iron fist, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 19.149 billion, 43 million of whom are zombies, Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government, political activists are routinely executed, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, its national religion is Pastafarian, and its currency is the Flabbergast.

Kaigi is ranked 3,947th in The East Pacific and 115,235th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -14 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Kaigi is currently considering its options.

People: 19,106,171,252

Zombies: 43,145,083

Dead: 3,322,008,289

Survival Rate: 85.03%

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