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“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Blake with an even hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 12.406 billion are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Flabbergast.

Kaigi is ranked 2617th in the region and 55,073rd in the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.