Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th Best Weather: 7th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th
The Kingdom of
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If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 25.756 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth a remarkable 7,773 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 301,808 Flabbergasts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers, many aides in Lord Blake's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Kaigi is ranked 1,795th in the world and 24th in The East Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring 122.25 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 5thBest Weather: 7thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13thNicest Citizens: 18thMost Rebellious Youth: 35thLargest Welfare Programs: 36thHealthiest Citizens: 42ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 43rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 51stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 52ndLongest Average Lifespans: 54thMost Pacifist: 67thMost Advanced Public Transport: 84thMost Ignorant Citizens: 98thMost Beautiful Environments: 111thLowest Crime Rates: 190thLargest Governments: 277thHighest Economic Output: 332ndLargest Gambling Industry: 351stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 409thMost Devout: 474thHighest Average Tax Rates: 476thSafest: 519thMost Corrupt Governments: 611thHighest Poor Incomes: 649thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 794thMost Stationary: 974thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,007thMost Influential: 1,080thLargest Populations: 1,098thHighest Average Incomes: 1,144thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,583rdMost Inclusive: 1,781stMost Primitive: 1,795thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,543rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,506thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,308thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,046thTop
Nudest: 12,806thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,440th
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionSafest: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the regionMost Primitive: 24th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionMost Inclusive: 47th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 85th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 197th in the regionNudest: 275th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 382nd in the regionMost Developed: 465th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 951st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Republic of The Grand Republic Of United Galaxeies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, euthanasia is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, many aides in Lord Blake's office are known to be serial jaywalkers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, replacement organs are grown in vats.
  • : Kaigi was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Leromen.


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