NationStates | The Kingdom of Kaigi

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“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights: Average	Economy: Frightening	Political Freedoms: Below Average

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: The East Pacific

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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by King Blake The Awesome with an even hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. Its compassionate, hard-working population of 16.55 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Social Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, citizens must have a license to operate a computer, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Pastafarian, and its currency is the Flabbergast.

Kaigi is ranked 1st in The East Pacific and 64th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 536 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

#1 in The East Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens Top 1% of The East Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry Top 1% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments Top 1% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates Top 1% of The East Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements #1 in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry Top 5% of The East Pacific for Most Godforsaken Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken Top 1% of The East Pacific for Largest Public Sector #1 in The East Pacific for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Happiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates Top 1% of the world for Most Influential #1 in The East Pacific for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans Top 1% of The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates #1 in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens #1 in The East Pacific for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist Top 1% of the world for Highest Police Ratios Top 1% of The East Pacific for Largest Populations Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations Top 1% of the world for Largest Public Transport Department Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth Top 1% of the world for Safest #1 in The East Pacific for Stupidest Citizens Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens #1 in The East Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations #1 in The East Pacific for Best Weather Top 1% of the world for Best Weather #1 in The East Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 7 hours ago

2 hours ago: Kaigi was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Napoleanish.
1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, citizens must have a license to operate a computer.
2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "Love and peace!" as a way of life.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list.
4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kaigi, loans are available for students from poor families.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 55 (Cial, Cloudous, Dannistaan, Nylter, Todd McCloud, Packilvania, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Kelssek, The Second Alexander, Kangarawa, East Malaysia, Eat-All-You-Can, Free Pacific States, Reziel, Stromburg, Syxx9Core, Kleezey, De Quay, Lifaen, Kriov, Avianara, Orsalia, The Cults Children, MikGonnia, Sun Fire Dragon, Swkoll, Zang0, Wentworthville, Barbara Manatee, Free Underwear Fliers, The Romanum Legio, Nasi nasi, Vulshain, Turff, Lyontisia, Erestela, West Heights, Annie Hall, Adolanta, Kandorith, Euphaesthea, Retired Greyhounds, Mayav, Kingdom of Yah, Leahland, Puerto Colombia, United Gojoseon, Normandish, Azkadam, Stateless573, Prussistan, Clariks, Pepper Eggs, Napoleanish)