Most Cheerful Citizens: 5th Best Weather: 8th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th
The Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 26.124 billion Kaigians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth a remarkable 8,036 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 307,643 Flabbergasts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed, and retired racing Sharktopuses are served truffles for breakfast. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarian.

Kaigi is ranked 148,614th in the world and 5,874th in The East Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -27.71 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 5thBest Weather: 8thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thNicest Citizens: 17thLargest Welfare Programs: 36thMost Rebellious Youth: 36thMost Compassionate Citizens: 41stHealthiest Citizens: 42ndLongest Average Lifespans: 50thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 50thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 52ndMost Pacifist: 61stMost Advanced Public Transport: 86thMost Beautiful Environments: 106thLowest Crime Rates: 166thMost Ignorant Citizens: 187thLargest Governments: 261stHighest Economic Output: 324thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 360thLargest Gambling Industry: 399thHighest Poor Incomes: 406thHighest Average Tax Rates: 448thSafest: 461stMost Devout: 511thMost Corrupt Governments: 616thMost Stationary: 964thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 993rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,063rdLargest Populations: 1,097thHighest Average Incomes: 1,110thMost Influential: 1,136thMost Inclusive: 1,350thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,443rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,531stMost Primitive: 2,560thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,178thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,302ndTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,018thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,822ndNudest: 14,307th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 33rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 39th in the regionMost Primitive: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 58th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 95th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 200th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 330th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 369th in the regionMost Developed: 499th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, retired racing Sharktopuses are served truffles for breakfast.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, murder victims' families receive windfall payouts when the murderers are executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Kaigi was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave.
  • : Following new legislation in Kaigi, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.

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