| Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
| Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Truckler
Location: Greater Prussia
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Free Republic of Kahanistan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 14.447 billion are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whoever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous government concentrates mainly on Education, although Healthcare and Defence are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masada. The average income tax rate is 14%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.
The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The New Masada Times is sold out, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Kahanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is secularism, and its currency is the shekel.
Kahanistan is ranked 16th in Greater Prussia and 91,717th in the world for Best Weather, with -248 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

























National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago
- 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Kahanistan, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. - 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in
Kahanistan, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kahanistan, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. - 5 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kahanistan, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The New Masada Times is sold out. - 6 days ago:
Kahanistan fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Public Transport Department. - 6 days ago:
Kahanistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department. - 8 days ago:
Kahanistan applied to join the World Assembly. - 8 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kahanistan, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport. - 9 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kahanistan, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable. - 11 days ago: Following new legislation in
Kahanistan, divorce lawyers are found begging on the streets.






