Largest Publishing Industry: 29th Largest Information Technology Sector: 42nd Most Scientifically Advanced: 229th
The Free Republic of
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Liberty!
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Free Republic of Kahanistan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.759 billion Kahanistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masada. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kahanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,810 trillion shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 194,297 shekels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 628,961 per year while the poor average 45,325, a ratio of 13.9 to 1.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', Kahanistan's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Greater Prussia, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kahanistan's national animal is the Giant Python, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is freedom.

Kahanistan is ranked 173,324th in the world and 11th in Greater Prussia for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.8 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 29thLargest Information Technology Sector: 42ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 229thHighest Crime Rates: 381stSmartest Citizens: 453rdMost Armed: 504thMost Efficient Economies: 914thHighest Economic Output: 972ndMost Developed: 1,244thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,279thMost Secular: 1,287thMost Cultured: 1,346thRudest Citizens: 1,464thMost Politically Free: 1,586thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,628thLargest Populations: 1,729thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 1,946thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,040thMost Inclusive: 2,051stMost Extreme: 3,963rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4,553rdMost Stationary: 4,557thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,824thHighest Average Incomes: 5,146thHighest Drug Use: 6,391stFattest Citizens: 6,697thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,082ndNudest: 7,376thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,853rdTop
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Most Influential: 9,399thLargest Black Market: 9,799thLeast Corrupt Governments: 10,471st
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Smartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, Kahanistan's newly-famous raindances to summon storms instead attract tourists from all over Greater Prussia.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the nation's youth is held blameless for all crimes.
  • : Kahanistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Compliance Commission".
  • : Kahanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and the Top 10% for Nicest Citizens.

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