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The Free Republic of Kahanistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.193 billion Kahanistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masada. The average income tax rate is 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kahanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,101 trillion shekels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 193,553 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, all tariffs have been abolished, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kahanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secularism.

Kahanistan is ranked 25th in Greater Prussia and 132,874th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -887.006 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • 4 days ago: Kahanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, concussed catball players cannot remember their lineup position.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, captured Brasilistani POWs are staying in 5-star hotels.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan.

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