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The Free Republic of Kahanistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, avant-garde cinema, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 22.956 billion Kahanistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Education, although Healthcare and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masada. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kahanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,756 trillion shekels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 207,206 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up, fast food has been prohibited in favour of expensive health and luxury foods, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is totally unknown. Kahanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secularism.

Kahanistan is ranked 15th in Greater Prussia and 143,275th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -629 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, fast food has been prohibited in favour of expensive health and luxury foods.
  • : Kahanistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Explosive Remnants of War".
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, businesses that prove successful are immediately broken up.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million shekels of property damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests.

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