Largest Publishing Industry: 36th Largest Information Technology Sector: 38th Most Scientifically Advanced: 343rd
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The Free Republic of Kahanistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 24.336 billion Kahanistanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masada. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kahanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,683 trillion shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 192,469 shekels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 610,247 per year while the poor average 46,282, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Kahanistan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kahanistan's national animal is the cockroach, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is freedom.

Kahanistan is ranked 71,100th in the world and 8th in Greater Prussia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,496.62 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 36thLargest Information Technology Sector: 38thMost Scientifically Advanced: 343rdHighest Crime Rates: 477thSmartest Citizens: 486thMost Armed: 609thMost Secular: 880thHighest Economic Output: 1,005thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,268thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,273rdMost Developed: 1,276thMost Cultured: 1,656thLargest Populations: 1,769thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,134thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,055thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3,075thMost Inclusive: 3,231stLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,504thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,659thMost Stationary: 4,852ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,942ndHighest Average Incomes: 5,117thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,387thMost Efficient Economies: 8,351stFattest Citizens: 8,586thTop
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Most Influential: 9,495thLargest Black Market: 9,924thMost Politically Free: 10,573rdNudest: 11,225thMost Extreme: 11,536thMost Pro-Market: 16,044thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,185th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kahanistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured and Largest Populations, the Top 5% for Most Efficient Economies and Fattest Citizens, and the Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, Kahanistan's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites.
  • : Kahanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.

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