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The Free Republic of Kahanistan

“We will not be broken.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Greater Prussia

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The Free Republic of Kahanistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 19.029 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Healthcare and Defence are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masada. The average income tax rate is 76%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Students cut up leftover shekels during Arts and Crafts, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, and island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kahanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is secularism, and its currency is the shekel.

Kahanistan is ranked 55th in Greater Prussia and 120,082nd in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -10 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, students cut up leftover shekels during Arts and Crafts.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, Kahanistan has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.

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