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The Free Republic of Kahanistan

“We will not be broken.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Greater Prussia

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The Free Republic of Kahanistan is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 19.909 billion Kahanistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Healthcare and Defence are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masada. The average income tax rate is 79%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

A new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, prison visits increase substantially during election years, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. Kahanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is secularism, and its currency is the shekel.

Kahanistan is ranked 30th in Greater Prussia and 96,569th in the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, scoring 37 on the Inverse Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 10 days ago: Kahanistan fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • 11 days ago: Kahanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nudest (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 15 days ago: Kahanistan fell out of the regional Top 10% for Safest.
  • 15 days ago: Kahanistan lodged a message on the Greater Prussia Regional Message Board.
  • 15 days ago: Kahanistan endorsed The Greater Island Kingdom of New Hayesalia.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, a new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision.
  • 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.

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