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The Free Republic of Kahanistan

“We will not be broken.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Greater Prussia

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The Free Republic of Kahanistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and remarkable for its hatred of cheese. Its hard-nosed, intelligent population of 19.002 billion hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Healthcare and Defence are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masada. The average income tax rate is 76%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, students cut up leftover shekels during Arts and Crafts, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kahanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is secularism, and its currency is the shekel.

Kahanistan is ranked 48th in Greater Prussia and 116,981st in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -663.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 21 hours ago

  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, students cut up leftover shekels during Arts and Crafts.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, Kahanistan has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 14 days ago: Kahanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Scientifically Advanced (last census: Top 10%).
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.

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