Largest Information Technology Sector: 35th Largest Publishing Industry: 40th Most Scientifically Advanced: 124th
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The Free Republic of Kahanistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 23.98 billion Kahanistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masada. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kahanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,984 trillion shekels a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 207,869 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kahanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secularism.

Kahanistan is ranked 71,488th in the world and 8th in Greater Prussia for Largest Governments, scoring 15.72 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Information Technology Sector: 35thLargest Publishing Industry: 40thMost Scientifically Advanced: 124thSmartest Citizens: 358thMost Secular: 677thMost Developed: 739thHighest Economic Output: 874thMost Efficient Economies: 921stMost Armed: 1,108thHighest Crime Rates: 1,392ndTop
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Most Cultured: 1,734thLargest Populations: 1,791stMost Politically Free: 1,852ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,888thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,448thLargest Black Market: 3,070thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,230thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,247thMost Inclusive: 3,316thHighest Average Incomes: 3,923rdMost Rebellious Youth: 3,927thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,936thMost Stationary: 5,007thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,172ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 5,258thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,775thHighest Drug Use: 5,842ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,265thTop
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Most Influential: 9,592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,633rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,097thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,745thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,943rd
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the government has certified several glow-in-the-dark athletes as drug free.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, dining out often involves cats on the plate no matter what you order.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Kahanistan, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Kahanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

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