The Free Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
We will not be broken.
Regional Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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The Free Republic of Kahanistan is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the President with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 21.416 billion Kahanistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare, Defense, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Masada. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kahanistanian economy, worth a remarkable 4,138 trillion shekels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 193,246 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, the cat is a protected species, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kahanistan's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is secularism.

Kahanistan is ranked 25th in Greater Prussia and 123,258th in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -151.12 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Kahanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 11 days ago: Kahanistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Godforsaken.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • 17 days ago: Kahanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the cat is a protected species.
  • 29 days ago: Kahanistan fell out of the world Top 5% for Safest.
  • 30 days ago: Kahanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 30 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Kahanistan, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.

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