Most Income Equality: 6,931st Most Pacifist: 8,592nd Safest: 9,556th
The Politically Incoherent Fools of
Left-wing Utopia
I can't see the road for the rain in my eyes.
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The Politically Incoherent Fools of Just Guy is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service, state-planned economy, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.068 billion Just Guyians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggcha. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Just Guyian economy, worth 127 trillion Kanqurens a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 31,312 Kanqurens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Just Guy has designated Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggcha as its capital city, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, and the study of medicine is popular throughout Just Guy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Just Guy's national animal is the Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Just Guy is ranked 23,365th in the world and 1,100th in Lazarus for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,265.66 Tourists Per Hour.

Most Income Equality: 6,931stMost Pacifist: 8,592ndSafest: 9,556thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 10,328thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,700thNicest Citizens: 15,537thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,099th
Most Income Equality: 209th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 407th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 421st in the regionSafest: 476th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Just Guy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Just Guy's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Just Guy's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Just Guy was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality and Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Least Corrupt Governments, Most Compassionate Citizens, and Nicest Citizens.
  • : Just Guy's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Just Guy voted for The Crashed Spaceship of The Salaxalans in Round 3 of the election.
  • : Just Guy was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Just Guy ceased to exist.
  • : Just Guy was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Income Equality.
  • : Just Guy relocated from Lazarus to Liberty Alliance.


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