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The Communist Republic of Jurmunu

“The Moon shines light on us all”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Dealmaker

Location: Capri

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The Communist Republic of Jurmunu is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Evil Supreme Overlord Chatno Fonlakat with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its compassionate, cynical population of 1.536 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals devotes most of its attentions to Law & Order, with areas such as the Environment and Religion & Spirituality receiving almost no funds by comparison. The average income tax rate is 5%, but much higher for the wealthy. A large private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Pizza Delivery.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the government spends millions of Sun Pounds every year prosecuting spammers, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jurmunu's national animal is the Moon Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Sun Pound.

Jurmunu is ranked 8th in Capri and 57,802nd in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring 26 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 9 days ago: JurmunuJurmunu was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 11 days ago: JurmunuJurmunu altered its national flag.
  • 17 days ago: JurmunuJurmunu fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 18 days ago: JurmunuJurmunu was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nudest.
  • 24 days ago: JurmunuJurmunu was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 31 days ago: JurmunuJurmunu fell out of the regional Top 5% for Stupidest Citizens.
  • 32 days ago: JurmunuJurmunu relocated from Osiris to Capri.
  • 32 days ago: JurmunuJurmunu was refounded.
  • 33 days ago: JurmunuJurmunu ceased to exist.
  • 43 days ago: JurmunuJurmunu fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.

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