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The Idiotic Cesspool of Juristonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Juri with a fair hand, and notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 3.017 billion enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Equality, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juritopia. The average income tax rate is 100%. A very small private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and the arms industry is strictly regulated. Crime is totally unknown. Juristonia's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Cuban boy.

Juristonia is ranked 55th in the region and 54,568th in the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.