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The Almighty Land of JugglerLand

“Rise Against The club”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Balder

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The Almighty Land of JugglerLand is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Boris Johnson with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, parental licensing program, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.138 billion JugglerLandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Contact City. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient JugglerLandian economy, worth 671 trillion Clubs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 109,341 Clubs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Contact City is a police state during international summits, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (JugglerLand has found 1 easter egg), female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape JugglerLand. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JugglerLand's national animal is the Slow Lorris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

JugglerLand is ranked 1,555th in Balder and 34,587th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 93 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 3 days 16 hours ago: JugglerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Devout.
  • 7 days ago: JugglerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 11 days ago: JugglerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fastest-Growing Economies (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: JugglerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 18 days ago: JugglerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in JugglerLand, the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape JugglerLand.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in JugglerLand, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in JugglerLand, international organisations everywhere are united in their condemnation of the nation's zombified military (JugglerLand has found 1 easter egg).
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in JugglerLand, Contact City is a police state during international summits.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in JugglerLand, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.

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