| Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
| Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Powerbroker
Location: The Last Stronghold of Superlative Troll
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The Almighty Land of JugglerLand is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Boris Johnson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads. Its hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.799 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Commerce, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Contact City. The average income tax rate is 90%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Furniture Restoration and Tourism.
The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, bicyclists are banned from major roads, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JugglerLand's national animal is the Slow Lorris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Atheism, and its currency is the Club.
JugglerLand is ranked 4th in The Last Stronghold of Superlative Troll and 7,717th in the world for Largest Public Sector, scoring 23 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.











National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 1 hour ago
- 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
JugglerLand, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. - 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
JugglerLand, retail stores offer sales every hour on the hour. - 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
JugglerLand, bicyclists are banned from major roads. - 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
JugglerLand, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields. - 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in
JugglerLand, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. - 45 days ago:
JugglerLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed. - 69 days ago:
JugglerLand fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry. - 78 days ago:
JugglerLand fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments. - 81 days ago:
JugglerLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%). - 81 days ago: Following new legislation in
JugglerLand, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in JugglerLand to be bombproof.
World Assembly
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