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The Almighty Land of JugglerLand

“Rise Against The club”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Almighty Land of JugglerLand is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Boris Johnson with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed population of 5.594 billion JugglerLandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Contact City. The average income tax rate is 93%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Furniture Restoration and Cheese Exports.

JugglerLand's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JugglerLand's national animal is the Slow Lorris, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Atheism, and its currency is the Club.

JugglerLand is ranked 585th in Lazarus and 16,717th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 51 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 days ago

  • 3 days 9 hours ago: JugglerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces.
  • 4 days ago: JugglerLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 11 days ago: JugglerLand fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in JugglerLand, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in JugglerLand, crooks and people with too many kids are being kicked out of the country.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in JugglerLand, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in JugglerLand, JugglerLand's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in JugglerLand, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms.
  • 17 days ago: JugglerLand was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in JugglerLand, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency.

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