The Confederation of
Capitalist Paradise
In the long run, luck is awarded to the efficient
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Confederation of Jrustela is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arch-Duke with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.522 billion Jrustelans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Public Transport and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hathinelthor. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Jrustelan economy, worth a remarkable 3,089 trillion Stacus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 246,756 Stacus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 902,077 per year while the poor average 47,878, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists. Crime is totally unknown. Jrustela's national animal is the Head-Shagging Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jrustela is ranked 23rd in The East Pacific and 1,342nd in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with 20 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days ago

  • 59 minutes ago: Jrustela was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
  • 5 days ago: Jrustela was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, corporations are either above the law or corrupting it.

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