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The Confederation of Jrustela

“In the long run, luck is awarded to the efficient”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific

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The Confederation of Jrustela is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arch-Duke with a fair hand, and renowned for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 11.815 billion Jrustelans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Education, although Public Transport and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hathinelthor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

The people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country, and the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jrustela's national animal is the Head-Shagging Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Stacu.

Jrustela is ranked 31st in The East Pacific and 2,472nd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 132 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 5 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Jrustela was reclassified from "Corporate Bordello" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, mobile phone masts are being erected all over the country.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Jrustela endorsed The Empire of Lagaronians.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, marketing departments of corporate giants compete to sponsor little league teams.
  • 2 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Jrustela was endorsed by The Empire of Lagaronians.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, citizens must pay to enjoy Jrustela's pristine beaches.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, unemployment rates have skyrocketed as businesses abandon the country in search of cheap labour.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jrustela, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.

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