The Confederation of
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In the long run, luck is awarded to the efficient
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Confederation of Jrustela is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arch-Duke with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, aversion to nipples, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.281 billion Jrustelans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Education, with Public Transport and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hathinelthor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jrustelan economy, worth a remarkable 3,751 trillion Stacus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 262,661 Stacus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 791,533 per year while the poor average 67,952, a ratio of 11.6 to 1.

Anti-government web sites are springing up, criminals are put to death while cuddling their favourite teddy bear, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime is totally unknown. Jrustela's national animal is the Head-Shagging Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jrustela is ranked 310th in The North Pacific and 9,748th in the world for Safest, scoring 658.877 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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