The Confederation of
Capitalist Paradise
In the long run, luck is awarded to the efficient
Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Confederation of Jrustela is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Arch-Duke with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 12.378 billion Jrustelans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Public Transport and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hathinelthor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jrustelan economy, worth a remarkable 3,038 trillion Stacus a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 245,446 Stacus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 842,071 per year while the poor average 52,508, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Billions of Stacus are being poured into a space program, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists. Crime is totally unknown. Jrustela's national animal is the Head-Shagging Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jrustela is ranked 6,801st in The East Pacific and 137,774th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -111 Smiles Per Hour (net).

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