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The Republic of Jrustela

“In the long run, luck is awarded to the efficient”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The East Pacific


The Republic of Jrustela is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Arch-Duke with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 11.464 billion Jrustelans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although Public Transport and Law & Order are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hathinelthor. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Book Publishing industry.

Administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jrustela's national animal is the Head-Shagging Parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Stacu.

Jrustela is ranked 3,721st in The East Pacific and 104,773rd in the world for Best Weather, with -122 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

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