“Yield to me”
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Regional Influence: Minnow
The Badass Empire of Jordsindia is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by King Jorr with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of public education. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.128 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kcuffur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.
Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs, and immigrant herding has become a national pastime. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jordsindia's national animal is the king cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Mixed, and its currency is the millennial dollar.
Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago
- 14 days ago: Jordsindia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
- 14 days ago: Jordsindia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Primitive.
- 20 days ago: Jordsindia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- 21 days ago: Jordsindia was refounded in Balder.
- 87 days ago: Jordsindia ceased to exist.
- 90 days ago: Jordsindia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry.
- 92 days ago: Jordsindia was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Land of the monkeys.
- 96 days ago: Jordsindia was ranked #1 in the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- 97 days ago: Jordsindia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
- 98 days ago: Jordsindia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 10%).