Largest Mining Sector: 993rd Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,589th Fattest Citizens: 1,677th
The Proud Peoples of
Honor. Loyalty. Freedom. Take it to heart.
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Dispatches People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Proud Peoples of Jordsindia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader Jhord with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 10.209 billion Jordsindians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kcuffur. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jordsindian economy, worth a remarkable 1,387 trillion millennial dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 135,930 millennial dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 384,920 per year while the poor average 38,378, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, Jennifer Government is a bestseller, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and it's always rabbit season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jordsindia's national animal is the king cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mixed.

Jordsindia is ranked 2,292nd in the world and 106th in Balder for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 65.03 Whatever.

Largest Mining Sector: 993rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,589thFattest Citizens: 1,677thRudest Citizens: 1,853rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,902ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,292ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,467thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,829thMost Avoided: 3,122ndLargest Retail Industry: 3,673rdMost Primitive: 4,488thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,068thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,261stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,563rdHighest Economic Output: 6,768thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6,809thLowest Crime Rates: 6,852ndTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,664thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,830thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,626thHighest Drug Use: 8,993rdLargest Insurance Industry: 9,453rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,604thLargest Populations: 10,724thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,255thSafest: 12,252ndHighest Average Incomes: 13,721stMost Devout: 13,842ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,166th
Largest Mining Sector: 42nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 77th in the regionFattest Citizens: 78th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 106th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 116th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 142nd in the regionMost Avoided: 154th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 164th in the regionMost Primitive: 179th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 193rd in the regionTop
Highest Drug Use: 254th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 267th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 268th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 281st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 302nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 305th in the regionLargest Populations: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 309th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 317th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 333rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 352nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 377th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 378th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 382nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jordsindia's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Jordsindia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Jordsindia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Jordsindia's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Jordsindia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, Fattest Citizens, and Largest Mining Sector and the Top 5% for Rudest Citizens and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Jordsindia altered its national flag.
  • : Jordsindia altered its national flag.
  • : Jordsindia was refounded in Balder.
  • : Jordsindia ceased to exist.
  • : Jordsindia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.


View Forum posts


by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics