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The Badass Empire of Jordsindia

“Yield to me”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the Land of Power

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The Badass Empire of Jordsindia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by King Jorr with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.382 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kcuffur. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture.

The populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, anti-government web sites are springing up, Jordsindia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, and tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jordsindia's national animal is the king cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Mixed, and its currency is the millennial dollar.

Jordsindia is ranked 4th in the Land of Power and 3,659th in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 9 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 8 hours ago

  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jordsindia, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Jordsindia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jordsindia, Jordsindia is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jordsindia, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Jordsindia lodged a message on the The Land of Power Regional Message Board.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Jordsindia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Jordsindia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jordsindia, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jordsindia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jordsindia, recruitment posters proclaim the army to be both fabulous and fashionable.

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