Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 319th Largest Publishing Industry: 485th Largest Populations: 745th
The Antarctica Founders of
Capitalizt
When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Regional Influence
Truckler
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Antarctica Founders of Joop is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joop Polarbear with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 27.144 billion Joopians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Joopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,926 trillion Polar Crowns a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 144,640 Polar Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,081,168 per year while the poor average 5,636, a ratio of 191 to 1.

Students abandon classrooms for online education, euthanasia is legal, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers, and the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Joop's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Joop is ranked 86,980th in the world and 33rd in Antarctica for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 1,306.6 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 319thLargest Publishing Industry: 485thLargest Populations: 745thRudest Citizens: 983rdLargest Gambling Industry: 983rdMost Stationary: 1,044thHighest Economic Output: 1,297thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,618thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,686thTop
5%
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,912thHighest Crime Rates: 2,116thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,463rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,464thMost Efficient Economies: 2,801stMost Pro-Market: 3,060thMost Influential: 3,889thSmartest Citizens: 4,246thLargest Mining Sector: 4,247thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,650thMost Developed: 6,008thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,162ndMost Avoided: 6,576thNudest: 7,264thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,443rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,654thTop
10%
Most Armed: 9,081stHighest Average Incomes: 10,864thLargest Black Market: 11,750thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,455thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,944th
Top
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest and the Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Joop lodged a message on the Antarctica Regional Message Board.
  • : Joop voted for Hillary anders in Round 3 of the election.
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Joop lodged a message on the Antarctica Regional Message Board.
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary.

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