The Antarctica Founders of
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When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk.
Regional Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Antarctica Founders of Joop is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joop Polarbear with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 25.372 billion Joopians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icetown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Joopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,639 trillion Polar Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 143,457 Polar Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,103,140 per year while the poor average 4,996, a ratio of 220 to 1.

Jennifer Government is a bestseller, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, students abandon classrooms for online education, and euthanasia is legal. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Joop's national animal is the Polar Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Joop is ranked 34th in Antarctica and 44,735th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Joop fell out of the regional Top 10% for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Developed.
  • : Joop was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 10%).

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