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The Armed United States of Jonre

“ sosio-demokrasi & sosio-nasionalisme”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Armed United States of Jonre is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by didik agus dwiantoro with an even hand, and notable for its strong anti-business policies. The hard-nosed population of 11.342 billion Jonreans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Education are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of tulungagung. The average income tax rate is 99%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in Lazarus, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, and children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonre's national animal is the barongan gedi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Kejawen, and its currency is the saritem.

Jonre is ranked 155th in Lazarus and 5,427th in the world for Best Weather, with 179 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Jonre was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Authoritarian.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Jonre, children listen incredulously when their grandparents explain what a "running river" is.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Jonre, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • 27 days ago: Following new legislation in Jonre, the nation's train stations are widely considered to be the ugliest in Lazarus.
  • 49 days ago: Following new legislation in Jonre, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • 49 days ago: Following new legislation in Jonre, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 76 days ago: Following new legislation in Jonre, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 76 days ago: Following new legislation in Jonre, a government program is underway to revitalize Jonre's beaches.
  • 76 days ago: Following new legislation in Jonre, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • 76 days ago: Following new legislation in Jonre, workers' complaints never reach central planning.

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