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The Sexyness of Jonathan O Neill

“O'Neill is legendary”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Stargate

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The Sexyness of Jonathan O Neill is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, intelligent population of 10.279 billion Jonathan O Neillians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jack O'Neill . The average income tax rate is 83%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Army rations are served on silver platters, teenagers are sent to jail for being out too late, Jonathan O Neill successfully hosted the Stargate Olympics, and divorce is illegal. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonathan O Neill's national animal is the entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dollar.

Jonathan O Neill is ranked 5th in Stargate and 13,309th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 12 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 27 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Jonathan O Neill fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare.
  • 7 days ago: Jonathan O Neill was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare (last census: Top 10%).
  • 33 days ago: Jonathan O Neill fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • 55 days ago: Jonathan O Neill was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Least Corrupt Governments (last census: Top 10%).
  • 70 days ago: Jonathan O Neill fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 82 days ago: Jonathan O Neill fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
  • 101 days ago: Jonathan O Neill's influence in Stargate fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • 109 days ago: Jonathan O Neill's influence in Stargate rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • 124 days ago: Jonathan O Neill's influence in Stargate fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • 178 days ago: Jonathan O Neill was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Pacifist.

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