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The Sexyness of Jonathan O Neill

“O'Neill is legendary”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Stargate


The Sexyness of Jonathan O Neill is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.1 billion Jonathan O Neillians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jack O'Neill . The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Jonathan O Neillian economy, worth 352 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 31,790 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Army rations are served on silver platters, teenagers are sent to jail for being out too late, Jonathan O Neill successfully hosted the Stargate Olympics, and divorce is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonathan O Neill's national animal is the entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonathan O Neill is ranked 3rd in Stargate and 9,805th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 60 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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