Largest Populations: 6,638th Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,144th Most Income Equality: 12,801st
The Sexyness of
Democratic Socialists
O'Neill is legendary
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Sexyness of Jonathan O Neill is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate population of 13.89 billion Jonathan O Neillians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jack O'Neill . The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Jonathan O Neillian economy, worth 524 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving. Average income is 37,746 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Army rations are served on silver platters, teenagers are sent to jail for being out too late, Jonathan O Neill successfully hosted the Stargate Olympics, and divorce is illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jonathan O Neill's national animal is the entity, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jonathan O Neill is ranked 32,471st in the world and 14th in Stargate for Longest Average Lifespans, with 69.52 Years.

Largest Populations: 6,638thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,144thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,801stMost Pacifist: 14,405thMost Influential: 15,584thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,443rdLargest Governments: 17,316thNicest Citizens: 17,602ndLowest Crime Rates: 18,197thMost Primitive: 18,218th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 6th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jonathan O Neill was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : Jonathan O Neill's influence in Stargate rose from "Nipper" to "Truckler".
  • : Jonathan O Neill relocated from Balder to Stargate.
  • : Jonathan O Neill was refounded in Balder.
  • : Jonathan O Neill ceased to exist.
  • : Jonathan O Neill was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Jonathan O Neill was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Jonathan O Neill was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations and Highest Average Tax Rates and the Top 10% for Largest Governments, Most Compassionate Citizens, and Most Income Equality.
  • : Jonathan O Neill fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • : Jonathan O Neill was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.


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