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“Peace, God and Freedom”

The United Socialist States of Jon4de is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. Its compassionate, intelligent population of 3.297 billion enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, the Environment, and Social Welfare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 100%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Tourism industry.

Expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, and legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass. Crime is totally unknown. Jon4de's national animal is the Caribou, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the Dollar.

Jon4de is ranked 588th in the region and 51,712th in the world for Most Godforsaken.