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The Islamic Sultanate of Johor

“فَإِنَّ حِزْبَ ٱللَّهِ هُمُ ٱلْغَٰلِبُونَ ”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: United Empire of Islam

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The Islamic Sultanate of Johor is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Salahuddin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.35 billion Johorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johor Bahru. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Prisons are crowded with possible terrorist suspects, government policy is dictated by Islam, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and the only places to see Tigers now are at local zoos. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johor's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Islam, and its currency is the Gold Dinar.

Johor is ranked 29th in United Empire of Islam and 29,164th in the world for Most Authoritarian, with 0.826 Stalins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Johor, the only places to see Tigers now are at local zoos.
  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Johor, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Johor, government policy is dictated by Islam.
  • 6 days ago: Johor's influence in United Empire of Islam rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • 7 days ago: Johor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 8 days ago: Johor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Johor was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • 11 days ago: Johor fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 11 days ago: Johor fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 12 days ago: Johor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 5%).

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