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The Islamic Sultanate of Johor

“فَإِنَّ حِزْبَ ٱللَّهِ هُمُ ٱلْغَٰلِبُونَ ”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: United Empire of Islam

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The Islamic Sultanate of Johor is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Salahuddin with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.567 billion Johorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johor Bahru. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

The only places to see Tigers now are at local zoos, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johor's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Islam, and its currency is the Gold Dinar.

Johor is ranked 8th in United Empire of Islam and 3,753rd in the world for Safest, scoring 595.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Johor was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Johor, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit.
  • 14 days ago: Johor was endorsed by The Queendom of Elanore.
  • 16 days ago: Johor was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Public Sector.
  • 18 days ago: Johor was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 10%).
  • 19 days ago: Johor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 19 days ago: Johor was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 20 days ago: Johor was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 21 days ago: Johor was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 25 days ago: Following new legislation in Johor, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Western Arab Empire, Mishalle, KwaDai, Slovenya, and Elanore.

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