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Safest: 646th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 733rd Largest Mining Sector: 1,456th
The Islamic Sultanate of
Democratic Socialists
فَإِنَّ حِزْبَ ٱللَّهِ هُمُ ٱلْغَٰلِبُونَ
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Islamic Sultanate of Johor is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Salahuddin with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.406 billion Johorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johor Bahru. The average income tax rate is 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Johorian economy, worth a remarkable 3,092 trillion Gold Dinars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,477 Gold Dinars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, and carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johor's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Islam.

Johor is ranked 149,094th in the world and 46th in United Empire of Islam for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -22.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Safest: 646thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 733rdLargest Mining Sector: 1,456thTop
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Most Devout: 1,909thMost Efficient Economies: 1,944thHighest Economic Output: 2,100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,351stLowest Crime Rates: 2,425thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,521stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,659thLargest Governments: 4,914thLargest Populations: 5,121stHighest Average Incomes: 5,365thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,503rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,132ndSmartest Citizens: 6,315thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,536thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,717thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 9,409thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,051stLargest Retail Industry: 10,918thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,955thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,121stMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,761stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,570thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,788thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,966thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14,238thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,163rd
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Largest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Johor's influence in United Empire of Islam rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Following new legislation in Johor, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population.
  • : Following new legislation in Johor, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in Johor, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Johor, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Johor lodged a message on the United Empire of Islam Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Johor, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.
  • : Johor's influence in United Empire of Islam rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Johor's influence in United Empire of Islam rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Johor's influence in United Empire of Islam rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".

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