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The Islamic Sultanate of Johor

“فَإِنَّ حِزْبَ ٱللَّهِ هُمُ ٱلْغَٰلِبُونَ ”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: United Empire of Islam

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The Islamic Sultanate of Johor is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Salahuddin with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.005 billion Johorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johor Bahru. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, euthanasia is illegal, and emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johor's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Islam, and its currency is the Gold Dinar.

Johor is ranked 3rd in United Empire of Islam and 5,643rd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 235 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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