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The Islamic Sultanate of Johor

“فَإِنَّ حِزْبَ ٱللَّهِ هُمُ ٱلْغَٰلِبُونَ ”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: United Empire of Islam


The Islamic Sultanate of Johor is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Salahuddin with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.797 billion Johorians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johor Bahru. The average income tax rate is 97%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, anyone who so much as frowns is referred to a mental health unit, and Johor Bahru is a police state during international summits. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Johor's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Islam, and its currency is the Gold Dinar.

Johor is ranked 9th in United Empire of Islam and 50,772nd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 69 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Johor applied to join the World Assembly.
  • 18 days ago: Johor fell out of the world Top 5% for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 19 days ago: Johor's influence in United Empire of Islam fell from "Auxiliary" to "Ambassador".
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Johor, Johor Bahru is a police state during international summits.
  • 19 days ago: Johor relocated from Osiris to United Empire of Islam.
  • 19 days ago: Johor altered its national flag.
  • 19 days ago: Johor was refounded in Osiris.
  • 29 days ago: Johor ceased to exist.
  • 30 days ago: Johor was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 33 days ago: Johor fell out of the regional Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.


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