The Lascivious Lycanthropy of
Corporate Police State
Is Wolfbane the Bane of Wolves?
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Lascivious Lycanthropy of John Talbot is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 11.818 billion Talbotians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The frighteningly efficient a Talbotian economy, worth a remarkable 1,040 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 88,023 Pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 392,586 per year while the poor average 12,262, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

Billions of Pounds are being blown on orbital weapons development, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. John Talbot's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

John Talbot is ranked 2nd in The Unicorns of the World and 4,834th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 14 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 16 hours ago

  • 19 days ago: John Talbot fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 22 days ago: John Talbot fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 38 days ago: John Talbot fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 151 days ago: John Talbot's influence in The Unicorns of the World rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • 232 days ago: John Talbot changed its national demonym to "Talbotian" and its demonym adjective to "a Talbotian".
  • 234 days ago: John Talbot's influence in The Unicorns of the World rose from "Powerbroker" to "Power".
  • 246 days ago: John Talbot fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 305 days ago: John Talbot's influence in The Unicorns of the World fell from "Power" to "Powerbroker".
  • 327 days ago: John Talbot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 360 days ago: John Talbot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.

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