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The Lascivious Lycanthropy of John Talbot

“Is Wolfbane the Bane of Wolves?”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Unicorns of the World

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The Lascivious Lycanthropy of John Talbot is a colossal, devout nation, notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.929 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture industries.

Billions of Pounds are being blown on orbital weapons development, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime is a serious problem. John Talbot's national animal is the Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Pound.

John Talbot is ranked 2nd in The Unicorns of the World and 10,414th in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 4 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 12 days ago: John Talbot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 45 days ago: John Talbot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 62 days ago: John Talbot was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • 111 days ago: John Talbot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • 145 days ago: John Talbot was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 202 days ago: John Talbot fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • 214 days ago: John Talbot fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 218 days ago: John Talbot fell out of the world Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 278 days ago: John Talbot fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 304 days ago: John Talbot fell out of the world Top 10% for Fastest-Growing Economies.

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