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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania

“Равенства, Единства, Братства”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: United Left Front

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Andreyev with an iron fist, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.326 billion Jnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Torture is illegal, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Jnanian Ruble.

Jnania is ranked 104th in United Left Front and 119,555th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -13 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 28 minutes ago

  • 28 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Jnania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Jnania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Nicest Citizens.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, torture is illegal.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Jnania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Anti-Counterfeiting Pact".
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, New Moscow spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Jnania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Luna Amore"".

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Endorsements Received: 5 » Sovereign Republics, The East African Community, C0L0MBIA, Bohemian Montezuma, and Tiberius Caesar.

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