The Soviet Socialist Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Равенства, Единства, Братства
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Some

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Premier Andreyev with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.256 billion Jnanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The strong Jnanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,178 trillion Jnanian Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 188,452 Jnanian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jnania successfully hosted the United Left Front Olympics, abortions are routinely performed in Jnania's hospitals, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jnania is ranked 40th in United Left Front and 137,505th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -261 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 103 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, abortions are routinely performed in Jnania's hospitals.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, Jnania successfully hosted the United Left Front Olympics.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Premier Andreyev's bedroom.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Jnania banned Communism is a sinking ship from United Left Front.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Jnania suppressed a post on the United Left Front regional message board.

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