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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania

“Равенства, Единства, Братства”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Fragile
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: United Left Front

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Acting Premier Kovalenko with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.774 billion Jnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Workers' complaints never reach central planning, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Jnanian Ruble.

Jnania is ranked 1st in United Left Front and 6,947th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 315 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 103 minutes ago

  • 79 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 15 hours ago: Jnania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fertile Farmland Protection".
  • 1 day 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Jnania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Coalition Of Freedom"".
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Jnania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fertile Farmland Protection".
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Jnania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 1 day 12 hours ago: Jnania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.

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