The Soviet Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Равенства, Единства, Братства
Regional Influence
Power
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Andreyev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.094 billion Jnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The Jnanian economy, worth 985 trillion Jnanian Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 161,722 Jnanian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and a government program is underway to revitalize Jnania's beaches. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jnania is ranked 58th in United Left Front and 143,252nd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -8 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, a government program is underway to revitalize Jnania's beaches.
  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Jnania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: #1).
  • 2 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, drug-related crimes carry the death penalty.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, guns are banned.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Jnania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Jnania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "International Expositions Act"".

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Tiberius Caesar, C0L0MBIA, Aanoria Empire, Crixus22, West Osea, Equadoria, and Rapanatcha.

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