The Soviet Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Равенства, Единства, Братства
Regional Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Fair
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Premier Andreyev with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 5.937 billion Jnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but underdeveloped Jnanian economy, worth 691 trillion Jnanian Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 116,409 Jnanian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people", and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jnania is ranked 1st in United Left Front and 801st in the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 317 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 15 hours ago: Jnania was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: #1).
  • 16 hours ago: Jnania agreed to construct embassies between United Left Front and The Communist Legion.
  • 16 hours ago: Jnania agreed to construct embassies between United Left Front and ULSR.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, public loudspeakers constantly tell citizens they are "happy people".
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Jnania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Wartime Looting and Pillage".
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.

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