The Soviet Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Равенства, Единства, Братства
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Premier Andreyev with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.837 billion Jnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Jnanian economy, worth 109 trillion Jnanian Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 16,086 Jnanian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government seizes all major gold finds, Jnania's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, and a government program is underway to revitalize Jnania's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jnania is ranked 20th in United Left Front and 117,712th in the world for Most Pacifist, scoring -2,103 on the Lennon-Springsteen Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, a government program is underway to revitalize Jnania's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, Jnania's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, most citizens in Jnania are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Jnania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Sapient Rights".
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, Jnania is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Jnania, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.

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