The Soviet Socialist Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Равенства, Единства, Братства
Regional Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Premier Andreyev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.446 billion Jnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Jnanian economy, worth 100 trillion Jnanian Rubles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 15,628 Jnanian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers' complaints never reach central planning, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, and truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jnania is ranked 33rd in United Left Front and 146,714th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -12 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Jnania was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • 1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the people are famous throughout the region for their bleached-white teeth.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • 2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Jnania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Right to Bear Arms".
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Jnania was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • 2 days 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, children are raised bilingual from an early age.

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