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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania

“Равенства, Единства, Братства”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: United Left Front

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Andreyev with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.167 billion Jnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and children are raised bilingual from an early age. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Jnanian Ruble.

Jnania is ranked 53rd in United Left Front and 63,036th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 54 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 15 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • 12 hours ago: Jnania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Hobbesistan"".
  • 12 hours ago: Jnania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Hobbesistan"".
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, abortions are routinely performed in Jnania's hospitals.
  • 5 days ago: Jnania was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".

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