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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania

“Равенства, Единства, Братства”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: United Left Front

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Andreyev with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.377 billion Jnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

The number of students attending university has reached a record high, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Jnanian Ruble.

Jnania is ranked 95th in United Left Front and 118,329th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -28 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the government seizes the property of the recently deceased.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the number of students attending university has reached a record high.
  • 2 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget'.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, Jnania's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Jnania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Foreign Patent Recognition".
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • 4 days ago: Jnania was ranked #1 in the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).

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