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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania

“Равенства, Единства, Братства”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: United Left Front

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Premier Andreyev with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.96 billion Jnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, the Jnania Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', military spending is on the increase, and the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Jnanian Ruble.

Jnania is ranked 87th in United Left Front and 112,927th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -12 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 38 minutes ago

  • 17 minutes ago: Jnania created a new poll in United Left Front: "Recognition of the independence of the Soviet Socialist Republic of Ingria".
  • 17 minutes ago: Jnania deleted a regional poll in United Left Front.
  • 18 minutes ago: Jnania created a new poll in United Left Front: "Recognition of the independence of the Soviet Socialist Republic of Ingria".
  • 19 minutes ago: Jnania lodged a message on the United Left Front Regional Message Board.
  • 32 minutes ago: Jnania changed its national leader to "Premier Andreyev".
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, military spending is on the increase.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the Jnania Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses'.

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