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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania

“Равенства, Единства, Братства”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Power

Location: United Left Front

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Andreyev with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.022 billion Jnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game, the Jnania Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', Jnania's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Jnanian Ruble.

Jnania is ranked 3rd in United Left Front and 7,672nd in the world for Best Weather, with 138 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • 17 hours ago: Jnania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "The Landmine Convention"".
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, Jnania's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the Jnania Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Jnania lodged a message on the United Left Front Regional Message Board.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 4 days ago: Jnania was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).

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