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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania

“Равенства, Единства, Братства”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: United Left Front

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Premier Andreyev with an iron fist, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.488 billion Jnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Jnanian Ruble.

Jnania is ranked 106th in United Left Front and 119,037th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -13 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 49 minutes ago

  • 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, anti-environmentalist protesters are gunned down without mercy.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Jnania rejected a request from The World of Avatar for an embassy with United Left Front.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • 2 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jnania, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Jnania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Jnania was ranked #1 in the region for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).

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