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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania

“Равенства, Единства, Братства”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: United Left Front

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The Soviet Socialist Republic of Jnania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Premier Andreyev with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.343 billion, 4.035 billion of whom are zombies, Jnanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Education, and Law & Order. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscow. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Most citizens in Jnania are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down, citizens wishing to leave the country must surrender half their wealth to the government, and the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jnania's national animal is the Bear on Unicycle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Jnanian Ruble.

Jnania is ranked 97th in United Left Front and 113,780th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring -22 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Jnania is currently researching a cure.

People: 308,202,100

Zombies: 4,035,044,443

Dead: 858,922,424

Survival Rate: 5.92%

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