The Holy Empire of
Corporate Police State
For the Emperor!
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Holy Empire of Jinaria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Jin Fury with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.195 billion Jinarians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pain Central. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jinarian economy, worth 708 trillion pains a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 221,861 pains, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,268,590 per year while the poor average 18,764, a ratio of 67.6 to 1.

The nation leads Balder in per capita stalking, children use fake IDs to purchase candy, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinaria's national animal is the spotted juggernaught, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Emperorism.

Jinaria is ranked 252nd in Balder and 6,070th in the world for Safest, scoring 883.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jinaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Jinaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Jinaria was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Jinaria was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • : Following new legislation in Jinaria, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinaria, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinaria, children use fake IDs to purchase candy.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinaria, the nation leads Balder in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Jinaria, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Jinaria was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.

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