Largest Insurance Industry: 283rd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 314th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 438th
The Unbelievable Pure Evil of
Corporate Police State
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Unbelievable Pure Evil of Jiflandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jifman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.332 billion Jiflandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jiflandiaville. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Jiflandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,880 trillion Death Knolls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 304,187 Death Knolls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,153,457 per year while the poor average 14,377, a ratio of 149 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, the nation has declared war on all passing comets, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, and prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Jiflandia's national animal is the Cerberus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jifocism.

Jiflandia is ranked 154,300th in the world and 7th in Weed for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring zero on the Gilded Widget Scale.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 283rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 314thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 438thMost Avoided: 526thLargest Mining Sector: 543rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 543rdHighest Economic Output: 633rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 764thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 853rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,053rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,072ndHighest Average Incomes: 1,167thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,207thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,211thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,404thTop
5%
Most Extreme: 2,043rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,098thLargest Retail Industry: 2,265thFattest Citizens: 2,648thLowest Crime Rates: 2,933rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,968thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,046thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,085thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,177thLargest Populations: 3,375thSafest: 3,405thMost Conservative: 3,485thMost Pro-Market: 3,980thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,852ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,130thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,197thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,316thTop
10%
Largest Black Market: 9,351stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,224thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,690thLargest Governments: 12,768th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jiflandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Jiflandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Jiflandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Jiflandia's influence in Weed rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Jiflandia's influence in Weed rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
  • : Jiflandia's influence in Weed rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
  • : Jiflandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry, Largest Manufacturing Sector, Highest Average Incomes, Highest Wealthy Incomes, and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Jiflandia, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jiflandia, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone.
  • : Following new legislation in Jiflandia, the nation has declared war on all passing comets.

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