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The Unbelievable Pure Evil of Jiflandia

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Weed

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The Unbelievable Pure Evil of Jiflandia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jifman with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.646 billion Jiflandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jiflandiaville. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, Jiflandia's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children, and charity no longer begins at home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jiflandia's national animal is the Cerberus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Jifocism, and its currency is the Death Knoll.

Jiflandia is ranked 6th in Weed and 111,917th in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -67 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 5 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 7 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 16 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Avoided.
  • 20 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 22 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 24 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 31 days ago: Jiflandia's influence in Weed rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in Jiflandia, charity no longer begins at home.
  • 32 days ago: Following new legislation in Jiflandia, the adult unemployment rate nears 100% as all available jobs have been filled by young children.

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by Max Barry

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