The Unbelievable Pure Evil of Jiflandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Jifman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.208 billion Jiflandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jiflandiaville. Income tax is unheard of.
The powerhouse Jiflandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,739 trillion Death Knolls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 298,822 Death Knolls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,149,591 per year while the poor average 13,380, a ratio of 160 to 1.
Conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Jiflandia's national animal is the Cerberus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jifocism.
Most Recent Government Activity: 26 days ago
- 26 days ago: Jiflandia relocated from Lazarus to Weed.
- 26 days ago: Jiflandia was refounded in Lazarus.
- 60 days ago: Jiflandia ceased to exist.
- 89 days ago: Jiflandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 1%).
- 103 days ago: Following new legislation in Jiflandia, organ donation is compulsory.
- 103 days ago: Following new legislation in Jiflandia, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- 103 days ago: Following new legislation in Jiflandia, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
- 113 days ago: Jiflandia relocated from Lazarus to Weed.
- 113 days ago: Jiflandia was refounded in Lazarus.
- 114 days ago: Jiflandia ceased to exist.