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The Unbelievable Pure Evil of Jiflandia

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Weed

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The Unbelievable Pure Evil of Jiflandia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Jifman with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.109 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jiflandiaville. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Jiflandia. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jiflandia's national animal is the Cerberus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Jifocism, and its currency is the Death Knoll.

Jiflandia is ranked 1st in Weed and 443rd in the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 18 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 9 hours ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • 3 days 9 hours ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 4 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 5 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 10 days ago: Jiflandia's influence in Weed rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 15 days ago: Jiflandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 20 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 20 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • 23 days ago: Jiflandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 26 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.

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by Max Barry

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