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The Unbelievable Pure Evil of Jiflandia

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Weed

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The Unbelievable Pure Evil of Jiflandia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jifman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 17.814 billion Jiflandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business individuals devotes most of its attentions to Defence, with areas such as Social Equality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jiflandiaville. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Uranium Mining industry, followed by Arms Manufacturing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs, guns are banned, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters, and young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jiflandia's national animal is the Cerberus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Jifocism, and its currency is the Death Knoll.

Jiflandia is ranked 7th in Weed and 111,069th in the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with -3,594.75 Net Tourists per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Jiflandia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Jiflandia, the government struggles to keep up with the endless list of petrol disasters.
  • 9 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Jiflandia, guns are banned.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Jiflandia, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Jiflandia, Jiflandia is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 26 days ago: Following new legislation in Jiflandia, tax rises are attributed to divine will.
  • 32 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 33 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 35 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.

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by Max Barry

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