The Unbelievable Pure Evil of Jiflandia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jifman with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.688 billion Jiflandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jiflandiaville. Income tax is unheard of.
The powerhouse Jiflandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,561 trillion Death Knolls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 297,592 Death Knolls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,140,746 per year while the poor average 13,325, a ratio of 160 to 1.
Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children, and conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Jiflandia's national animal is the Cerberus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jifocism.
Most Recent Government Activity: 19 days ago
- 6 days ago: Jiflandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector (last census: Top 1%).
- 14 days ago: Jiflandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Godforsaken.
- 15 days ago: Jiflandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%).
- 18 days ago: Following new legislation in Jiflandia, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
- 38 days ago: Jiflandia altered its national flag.
- 38 days ago: Jiflandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
- 82 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- 86 days ago: Jiflandia relocated from Balder to Weed.
- 86 days ago: Jiflandia was refounded in Balder.
- 112 days ago: Jiflandia ceased to exist.