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The Unbelievable Pure Evil of Jiflandia

“I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. ”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Weed

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The Unbelievable Pure Evil of Jiflandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jifman with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.495 billion Jiflandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jiflandiaville. Income tax is unheard of.

The powerhouse Jiflandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,561 trillion Death Knolls a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is an amazing 300,729 Death Knolls, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,163,310 per year while the poor average 13,465, a ratio of 160 to 1.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and the government funds private schools for intellectually gifted children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Jiflandia's national animal is the Cerberus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Jifocism.

Jiflandia is ranked 1st in Weed and 419th in the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 16 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Jiflandia altered its national flag.
  • 6 days ago: Jiflandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector.
  • 50 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 53 days ago: Jiflandia relocated from Balder to Weed.
  • 53 days ago: Jiflandia was refounded in Balder.
  • 80 days ago: Jiflandia ceased to exist.
  • 86 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 96 days ago: Jiflandia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • 108 days ago: Jiflandia relocated from Balder to Weed.
  • 108 days ago: Jiflandia was refounded in Balder.

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by Max Barry

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