The Free Communist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Remember you're a Womble
Jez
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Communist States of Jezland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jez with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, digital currency, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.473 billion Jezlish love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wimbledon. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The sizeable but stagnant Jezlandian economy, worth 87.6 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,242 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation leads The Moon in per capita stalking, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, and mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jezland's national animal is the Cod, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jezland is ranked 77th in The Moon and 135,100th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -234 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Jezland was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, the nation leads The Moon in per capita stalking.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
  • 11 days ago: Jezland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 1%).
  • 15 days ago: Jezland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
  • 19 days ago: Jezland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 1%).

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