Safest: 1,012th Most Pacifist: 1,154th Healthiest Citizens: 1,296th
The Free Communist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Remember you're a Womble
Jez
Regional Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Weak
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Free Communist States of Jezland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jez with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.495 billion Jezlish love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wimbledon. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The large but underdeveloped Jezlandian economy, worth 627 trillion Pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 59,818 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, and convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jezland's national animal is the Cod, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jezland is ranked 154,277th in the world and 73rd in The Moon for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -32.84 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Safest: 1,012thMost Pacifist: 1,154thHealthiest Citizens: 1,296thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,581stMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,217thMost Cultured: 2,388thLargest Governments: 2,406thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,601stNicest Citizens: 2,767thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,866thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,910thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,946thLowest Crime Rates: 3,219thSmartest Citizens: 3,515thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,376thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,411thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,872ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,816thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,278thBest Weather: 7,025thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,753rdTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,829thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,551stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,667thMost Inclusive: 10,571stLargest Populations: 10,729thMost Income Equality: 10,769thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,147thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,362ndNudest: 14,125th
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Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Income Equality: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jezland, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezland, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezland, the new coalition government has 99 problems and can't agree on how to fix one.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezland, the military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezland, Tourism facilities are being turned into Cod habitats.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezland, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Wimbledon to enjoy their national art.
  • : Jezland's influence in The Moon rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Jezland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezland, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezland, the endangered saltwater humpback Cod is only seen in captivity programs.

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