The Free Communist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Remember you're a Womble
Jez
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Communist States of Jezland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jez with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.005 billion Jezlish love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wimbledon. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The sizeable but stagnant Jezlandian economy, worth 93.5 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,345 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal, and Jez panders to nontraditional families. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jezland's national animal is the Cod, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jezland is ranked 54th in The Moon and 87,225th in the world for Most Devout, scoring -4 on the Paradise-Perdition Likelihood Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jezland, Jez panders to nontraditional families.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezland, the nation's Medal of Honour can be found as a free toy in breakfast cereal.
  • : Following new legislation in Jezland, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • : Jezland relocated from Osiris to The Moon.
  • : Jezland was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Jezland ceased to exist.
  • : Jezland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Jezland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • : Jezland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Jezland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Inclusive.

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