The Free Communist States of
Left-wing Utopia
Remember you're a Womble
Jez
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Communist States of Jezland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jez with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.295 billion Jezlish are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wimbledon. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The Jezlandian economy, worth 871 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,799 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prison visits increase substantially during election years, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle, and mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jezland's national animal is the Cod, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jezland is ranked 1st in The Moon and 1,412th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with 134 Smiles Per Hour (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 1 hour ago

  • 19 hours ago: Jezland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest growing field.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.

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