The Free Communist States of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Remember you're a Womble
Jez
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Communist States of Jezland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Jez with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, state-planned economy, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.899 billion Jezlish love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wimbledon. The average income tax rate is 99.4%.

The sizeable but stagnant Jezlandian economy, worth 92.2 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,309 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and extreme political groups are outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jezland's national animal is the Cod, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jezland is ranked 78th in The Moon and 126,412th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -2,035.497 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 days ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Jezland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 1%).
  • 11 days ago: Jezland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • 11 days ago: Jezland was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Inclusive.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, extreme political groups are outlawed.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Jezland, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
  • 28 days ago: Jezland fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Developed.
  • 50 days ago: Jezland fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 50 days ago: Jezland fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Godforsaken.
  • 51 days ago: Jezland lodged a message on the The Moon Regional Message Board.

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