The Colony of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
There is no way to peace. Peace is the way.
Regional Influence
Ambassador
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Colony of Jevistan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jay Myers with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 6.196 billion Tropical Islesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jevistani Center. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Tropical Islesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,446 trillion Silver Ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 233,386 Silver Ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

School children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jevistan's national animal is the cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Jevistan is ranked 19th in SideWalk Zone and 125,125th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -23 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 7 hours ago

  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Jevistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Jevistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jevistan, schoolchildren have twice-weekly sex education classes.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jevistan, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jevistan, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jevistan, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jevistan, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Jevistan, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Jevistan, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Jevistan, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.

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