The Union of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Once a penguin, always a penguin!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Developing
Political Freedom
Good

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The Union of Jesioneka is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by democratically-elected Jes with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 25.362 billion Jesionekans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment and Spirituality are also considered important, while Defense and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aenna. The average income tax rate is 3.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but underdeveloped Jesionekan economy, worth a remarkable 1,738 trillion dollar-taco parita a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,535 dollar-taco parita, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has taken a 'sort it out yourselves' approach to fighting malaria, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, voting is compulsory, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime is totally unknown. Jesioneka's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jesioneka is ranked 1,493rd in 10000 Islands and 137,359th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -1,564.838 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 days ago

  • 3 days 21 hours ago: Jesioneka was endorsed by The I-Empire of AdyLand.
  • 4 days ago: Jesioneka was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 15 days ago: Jesioneka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Best Weather (last census: Top 1%).
  • 18 days ago: Jesioneka fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 18 days ago: Jesioneka fell out of the regional Top 5% for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • 19 days ago: Jesioneka was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • 24 days ago: Jesioneka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 25 days ago: Jesioneka was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Steamhaven II.
  • 28 days ago: Jesioneka endorsed The Poetic Tendencies of Aersoldorf.
  • 31 days ago: Jesioneka was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Influential (last census: Top 10%).

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