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The Union of Jesioneka

“Once a penguin, always a penguin!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: 10000 Islands


The Union of Jesioneka is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by democratically-elected Jes with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate population of 24.661 billion Jesionekans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Education, although the Environment and Religion & Spirituality are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aenna. The average income tax rate is 26%, but much higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Gambling industry.

A new generation of aquariumless hotels are being built under government supervision, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, citizens select which government department gets their income tax dollar-taco paritass each year, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime is totally unknown. Jesioneka's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the dollar-taco paritas.

Jesioneka is ranked 275th in 10000 Islands and 16,867th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -3 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

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by Max Barry

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