The Union of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Once a penguin, always a penguin!
democratically-elected Jes
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The Union of Jesioneka is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by democratically-elected Jes with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, zero percent divorce rate, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 26.507 billion Jesionekans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Defense and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aenna. The average income tax rate is 4.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Jesionekan economy, worth a remarkable 2,174 trillion dollar-taco parita a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,038 dollar-taco parita, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, tabloids coo over Democratically-elected Jes's expected child, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime is totally unknown. Jesioneka's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jesioneka is ranked 433rd in 10000 Islands and 26,434th in the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates, scoring 138 on the Workforce Participation Versus Theoretical Maximum Metric.

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