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The Nowhere Man of Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD

“You mean... you'd take a nowhere man?”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: In The Flesh

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The Nowhere Man of Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD is a massive, genial nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons. The compassionate population of 4.412 billion Jeremy Hillary Boob PhDians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Social Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 55%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving.

Children are raised bilingual from an early age, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, and students cut up leftover Creativitys during Arts and Crafts. Crime is totally unknown. Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD's national animal is the Beetle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Beatleism, and its currency is the Creativity.

Jeremy Hillary Boob PhD is ranked 2nd in In The Flesh and 29,399th in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 35 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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