The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Operor illa pardus planto meus butt vultus magnus?
President Trixie Lamour
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with an even hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 18.672 billion Jenesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Jenesian economy, worth 310 trillion Euros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,655 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

National parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', strategic bombers are being converted into preschools, students cut up leftover Euros during Arts and Crafts, and the government funds large training centres to turn Sacred Cows into functioning members of society. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jenesia is ranked 4th in Europe and 192nd in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 372 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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