The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
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President Trixie Lamour
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 18.431 billion Jenesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Jenesian economy, worth 302 trillion Euros a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,395 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, school uniforms are compulsory, students athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Sacred Cowball fields, and the nation's first space rocket -- sponsored by Pepsi and shaped like an enormous soda bottle -- is being developed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jenesia is ranked 410th in Europe and 146,892nd in the world for Fattest Citizens, scoring -3,331.84 on the Transpolysaturated Intake Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago


World Assembly

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