The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 21.383 billion Jenesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The income tax rate is 100%.
The enormous but inefficient Jenesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,190 trillion Euros a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,189 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Some Jenesian athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jenesia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Jenesia, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Jenesia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Jenesia, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
- : Jenesia endorsed The Free Land of Soulpuzzles.
- : Jenesia was endorsed by The Republic of Alska.
- : Jenesia was endorsed by The Free Land of Soulpuzzles.
- : Jenesia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Laszlandia.
- : Jenesia was endorsed by The Chill-Ass Nation of Poulaka.
- : Jenesia was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Skaoz Smax.
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