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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia

“Operor illa pardus planto meus butt vultus magnus?”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Weak
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Europe

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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 17.169 billion Jenesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

All tariffs have been abolished, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Euro.

Jenesia is ranked 361st in Europe and 111,680th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -14 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jenesia, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets.
  • 6 hours ago: Jenesia endorsed The Kingdom of Luminous Mount.
  • 15 hours ago: Jenesia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jenesia, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jenesia, people are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jenesia, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Jenesia was endorsed by The National Socialist State of Insydia.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jenesia, the nation leads Europe in per capita stalking.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jenesia, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Jenesia rejected a request from Dnipropetrovsk for an embassy with Europe.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 133 » Short shorts, Sybaritic Socialists, Kureimoa, Alsted, Marmiedon, Voxum Mortalum, Dauershire, Tigyland, Eurosceptic Citizens, Chiolena, Ascara, Stromia, Linkisheer, Mushrenia, Venetoland, Kroinengin, South Cowland, Lexembourg, Hamstery, Multatuli, Grasaland, The City-State of Vienna, Kaiserusse, Fenian Provinces, Beauvoir, The Armed Socialist Workers Syndicate, Marmotien, Indulgence and Ecstasy, Toongoosia, Veeten Engines, Outer Prussia, Echo von Cotta, The Seven Provinces, Franco-Korean Empire, Nova Prutenia, Silberia, Weltbeherrschung, Valrem, Drenetharada, Mameluco, Glatonia, Nuweland, Wienaa, Iconoclastica, The Neural Zone Armed Fraktion, Bering, The Fair Republic, The P, Nukls-Andwicz, Foucaults garden, and 83 others.An Clar, Lieges, New France of Silvius Bonaparte, French Canadia, Keris, Melfar, Lothairia, Plaville, The Empire of Great Britain and America, Turukelia, Deitol, Lenis, British Isles and Commonwealth Realms, Zombie Empire V, Ecclestia, Sahtiala, Walira, Seafordia, Dirz, Great Venice, Horreum, The Imperial Plains, Unicorania, Austerreih, Langworthy, Termunus, Norse German Federation, Anoirica, United Countries, Maanenland, Krason, Durrenmoss, Ekeren, Valensis, Pantoufle, Pileusia, Kazokia, Yvone, Confederate United America, Nova Hollandia, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Holy Order of Justice, IB kingdom, Fauzjhia, Daircoill, Maraceria, Androsylvak, Gr4nd3nia, Canopytown, New Tredania, West German Empire, MODIFIED BHARAT, Maymaysia, Vea, Bohomo, Patcharas, Specificness, Ansington, Rusper, Galnius, Altnorseland, Greater Soviet Ukraine, Hamland, Novo Portugal, Cherskaya, Unio Europaea II, Eltania, The United Turkish Nations, Arqhua, Skandinavir, Achareidh, New Northlandia, Zaur and Eldor, Theviolentninjaland, Axtro-Saxonia, Fesezia, Cerehstan, Aurulie, Robertasia, Zeebstein, Carballo, Chervyshka, and Insydia.

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