The Democratic Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Operor illa pardus planto meus butt vultus magnus?
President Trixie Lamour
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 18.822 billion Jenesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Jenesian economy, worth 315 trillion Euros a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,738 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jenesia's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jenesia is ranked 503rd in Europe and 119,426th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring -41 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

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