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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia

“Operor illa pardus planto meus butt vultus magnus?”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Europe

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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 16.944 billion Jenesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Europe. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Euro.

Jenesia is ranked 236th in Europe and 54,213th in the world for Largest Defense Forces, with 19 Unexploded Ordnance per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jenesia, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Europe.
  • 20 hours ago: Jenesia endorsed The Pure Awesomeness of Novo Portugal.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jenesia, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jenesia, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Jenesia was endorsed by The Republic of Cherskaya.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Jenesia was endorsed by The Pure Awesomeness of Novo Portugal.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jenesia, prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business subsidies are discontinued.
  • 1 day 21 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jenesia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • 2 days ago: Jenesia was endorsed by The United Kingdom of England-Ireland.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Jenesia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Debris Prevention".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 141 » Short shorts, Sybaritic Socialists, Kureimoa, Alsted, Marmiedon, Voxum Mortalum, Dauershire, Tigyland, Eurosceptic Citizens, Chiolena, Ascara, Stromia, Linkisheer, Mushrenia, Venetoland, Kroinengin, South Cowland, Lexembourg, Hamstery, Multatuli, Grasaland, The City-State of Vienna, Kaiserusse, Fenian Provinces, Beauvoir, The Armed Socialist Workers Syndicate, Brainworld, Marmotien, Indulgence and Ecstasy, Toongoosia, Veeten Engines, Outer Prussia, Echo von Cotta, The Seven Provinces, Franco-Korean Empire, Nova Prutenia, Albertinum, Silberia, Weltbeherrschung, Valrem, Drenetharada, Mameluco, Glatonia, Nuweland, Wienaa, Iconoclastica, The Neural Zone Armed Fraktion, Bering, The Fair Republic, The P, and 91 others.Nukls-Andwicz, Foucaults garden, An Clar, Lieges, Vanbrugh, Monance, New France of Silvius Bonaparte, French Canadia, Keris, Melfar, Lothairia, Plaville, Esterbourne, The Empire of Great Britain and America, Turukelia, Deitol, Herwood, Liltow, Bostrodia, Lenis, Roath Park, British Isles and Commonwealth Realms, Zombie Empire V, Ecclestia, Estacia, Sahtiala, Walira, Seafordia, Dirz, Great Venice, The Federal Kingdom of Silesia, Horreum, The Konigsberg Republik, The Imperial Plains, Unicorania, Austerreih, Mount Liban, Malavanya, Langworthy, Termunus, Norse German Federation, Anoirica, United Countries, Maanenland, Heusdendaal, Krason, Durrenmoss, Ekeren, Valensis, Pantoufle, Sarmalute, Pileusia, Semalia, Kazokia, Yvone, Confederate United America, Aqueira, Nova Hollandia, Great East Germany, Novirod, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Holy Order of Justice, IB kingdom, Fauzjhia, Daircoill, Maraceria, Androsylvak, Prodigolia, Gr4nd3nia, Canopytown, New Tredania, West German Empire, MODIFIED BHARAT, Maymaysia, Wintermountain, Vea, Astria Hungary, Bohomo, Patcharas, Next Washington, Specificness, Ansington, Rusper, Galnius, Altnorseland, Greater Soviet Ukraine, Hamland, Sycamore Island, YMT, Novo Portugal, and Cherskaya.

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