Most Influential: 2nd Safest: 27th Most Secular: 41st
The Democratic Republic of
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President Trixie Lamour
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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with a fair hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory vegetarianism, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 21.383 billion Jenesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Jenesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,190 trillion Euros a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 149,189 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Some Jenesian athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", and popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jenesia is ranked 185,466th in the world and 612th in Europe for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -44.59 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Influential: 2ndSafest: 27thMost Secular: 41stHealthiest Citizens: 42ndLongest Average Lifespans: 80thMost Pacifist: 84thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 84thMost Beautiful Environments: 89thLowest Crime Rates: 112thSmartest Citizens: 118thBest Weather: 142ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 148thLargest Governments: 209thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 218thHighest Average Tax Rates: 228thMost Cultured: 540thMost Stationary: 629thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 738thLargest Publishing Industry: 788thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 845thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,266thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,324thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,024thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,232ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,238thLargest Populations: 2,653rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,678thMost Inclusive: 3,883rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,740thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,979thMost Compassionate Citizens: 18,181stMost Developed: 18,529th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 9th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 21st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 30th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 36th in the region

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