The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Operor illa pardus planto meus butt vultus magnus?
President Trixie Lamour
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 19.036 billion Jenesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Jenesian economy, worth 320 trillion Euros a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,822 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Funkytown Times is sold out, and Jenesia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jenesia is ranked 491st in Europe and 129,650th in the world for Happiest Citizens, scoring -8 on the Relative Cheerfulness Rating.

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