The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Operor illa pardus planto meus butt vultus magnus?
President Trixie Lamour
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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 19.967 billion Jenesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Jenesian economy, worth 343 trillion Euros a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,197 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and prices for nearly everything reach all time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jenesia is ranked 569th in Europe and 142,188th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -397 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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