The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Operor illa pardus planto meus butt vultus magnus?
President Trixie Lamour
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 18.201 billion Jenesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Jenesian economy, worth 297 trillion Euros a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 16,354 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The newspaper industry is subsidised by the government in order to keep it afloat, Funkytown spends billions upgrading public transport, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and loans are available for students from poor families. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jenesia is ranked 371st in Europe and 140,397th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring -7,843.049 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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