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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia

“Operor illa pardus planto meus butt vultus magnus?”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Europe


The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with a fair hand, and notable for its hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 17.319 billion Jenesians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Gambling is outlawed, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, the government is avowedly atheist, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Sacred Cowdogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Euro.

Jenesia is ranked 353rd in Europe and 115,509th in the world for Nicest Citizens, with -110 Smiles Per Hour (net).

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 120 » Short shorts, Sybaritic Socialists, Kureimoa, Alsted, Marmiedon, Dauershire, Tigyland, Eurosceptic Citizens, Ascara, Stromia, Linkisheer, Mushrenia, Venetoland, Kroinengin, South Cowland, Lexembourg, Multatuli, Grasaland, The City-State of Vienna, Kaiserusse, Fenian Provinces, Beauvoir, The Armed Socialist Workers Syndicate, Marmotien, Indulgence and Ecstasy, Toongoosia, Veeten Engines, Outer Prussia, Echo von Cotta, The Seven Provinces, Franco-Korean Empire, Nova Prutenia, Weltbeherrschung, Valrem, Drenetharada, Mameluco, Glatonia, Nuweland, Wienaa, Iconoclastica, The Neural Zone Armed Fraktion, Bering, The Fair Republic, The P, Nukls-Andwicz, Foucaults garden, An Clar, Lieges, New France of Silvius Bonaparte, Keris, and 70 others.Melfar, Plaville, The Empire of Great Britain and America, Zombie Empire V, Ecclestia, Sahtiala, Dirz, Great Venice, Horreum, The Imperial Plains, Unicorania, Austerreih, Langworthy, Termunus, Norse German Federation, Anoirica, United Countries, Maanenland, Durrenmoss, Ekeren, Valensis, Pileusia, Kazokia, Yvone, Confederate United America, Nova Hollandia, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Holy Order of Justice, IB kingdom, Fauzjhia, Daircoill, Maraceria, Androsylvak, Gr4nd3nia, Canopytown, New Tredania, West German Empire, Maymaysia, Vea, Bohomo, Patcharas, Ansington, Galnius, Hamland, Novo Portugal, Cherskaya, Eltania, The United Turkish Nations, Arqhua, Achareidh, Zaur and Eldor, Axtro-Saxonia, Fesezia, Cerehstan, Aurulie, Robertasia, Zeebstein, Carballo, Chervyshka, Fotila, New Brussland, The Gaben Legion, The LoUnited Nations, Croiseigne, Vinland et Scandineighvia, KingArthur, Crysuko, Lendenburgh, Makidon, and Krason.

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