Most Influential: 2nd Safest: 33rd Most Secular: 36th
The Democratic Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Operor illa pardus planto meus butt vultus magnus?
President Trixie Lamour
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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 20.633 billion Jenesians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but sluggish Jenesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,077 trillion Euros a year, is extremely specialized and solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,672 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Funkytown to enjoy their national art, immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Jenesian pensions, students cut up leftover Euros during Arts and Crafts, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Funkytown Times is sold out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jenesia is ranked 75,938th in the world and 212th in Europe for Most Authoritarian, with 0.4 Stalins.

Most Influential: 2ndSafest: 33rdMost Secular: 36thHealthiest Citizens: 37thLongest Average Lifespans: 74thMost Pacifist: 78thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 85thMost Beautiful Environments: 88thLowest Crime Rates: 107thSmartest Citizens: 111thBest Weather: 153rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 159thLargest Governments: 200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 213thMost Cultured: 498thMost Stationary: 649thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 757thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,561stTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,924thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,055thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,465thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,482ndLargest Populations: 2,709thHighest Economic Output: 3,703rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,004thMost Inclusive: 4,051stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,115thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,714thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,404thMost Income Equality: 8,463rd
Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionMost Income Equality: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 34th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 52nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 60th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jenesia, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Funkytown Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Jenesia, students cut up leftover Euros during Arts and Crafts.
  • : Jenesia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Convention on Execution"".
  • : Jenesia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Hell".
  • : Following new legislation in Jenesia, immigrant Bigtopians work themselves to the bone to support gold-plated Jenesian pensions.
  • : Jenesia was endorsed by The United Kingdom of Oena and Sandy Island.
  • : Following new legislation in Jenesia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Funkytown to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Jenesia, red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Jenesia has found 2 easter eggs).
  • : Jenesia was endorsed by The Glorious Republic of Rubyna.
  • : Jenesia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Preventing Animal Abuse".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 209 » Short shorts, Alsted, Dauershire, Tigyland, Stromia, Venetoland, South Cowland, Lexembourg, Multatuli, The City-State of Vienna, Kaiserusse, Fenian Provinces, The Armed Socialist Workers Syndicate, Marmotien, The Seven Provinces, Weltbeherrschung, Valrem, Mameluco, Nuweland, Iconoclastica, The Fair Republic, Foucaults garden, An Clar, Lieges, Melfar, Durrenmoss, Nova Hollandia, Canopytown, Bohomo, Ansington, Novo Portugal, Albertinum, Frostinia, Wombelland, Estacia, Basque Dominion, Ydinian, Falvaard, Aurora Republic, Northern German Federation, Nova Prutenia, Spagna, Garya, Romarctul, Greater Waldeck, Sugar Cake, Fortia, New Decius, Pungusglynn, The Global Republic, and 159 others.Imperium Anglorum, Kulacesecah Revulijika, Orthodox States, Troltovia, Anatruria, Zuid-Limburgia, Saint Isabel, The Greater German Federal Republic, Neyovia, Reecey, Woschia, Ironbrook, Ivernia, Fossekallen, The Nether Regions, Strajalands, Nova Kraken, Dark Matter, Polonilandia, GijsMr, Kardjali, Edelsia, Somoranya, Blighteria, Vinternia, Arastia, East Arc, Manupolia, Wendot, Galawyn, Spoi, Mathangiakam, The Zionward Union, Imperialist German Empire, Vesterheim, Outer Sparta, Lesmoland, Dacian Freelands, Newmere, Linkisheer, Greater New Ireland, Dorsendo, Gutenburrg, Eurosceptic Citizens, Chioganah, Suarezan, Saudi Canadia, Jamoea, Plaville, Socialist Slavic Nations, Kwakwakutlopia, Dervenland, Charlesia, Malsagiski, Drangliec, Dertegas, Rzhev, Fauzjhia, Green Counties, The Nova Diamond Islands, Roteoclau, Agrase, Botizia, Arlonaise, North of Americas, Suvianova, Anglo-France and Western Germany, MSolandish Empire, Cherised Lands of Galicia, Claudiuville, Eicant, GeneralStalin, Azkalia, Lovisa, Suissestan, Hirota, Ebin, Mynox, Teruel, The Philippine Democratic Republic, Paradise Heaven, Rhoad Island, Alpinovia, LEGGETT EMPIRE, The Kaisertum of Greater Germania, Sami Abu Hawash, Alldyn, Leviatha, Serbian Chetniks, Veniasufia, CymruAnnibynnol, Stannard, Yugo-Hungary, Koelle, Nodlehs, Union of the north, La Jermania, Noscoping, Nufruedan, Angloden, Cha0sNation, Brainworld, West-Berlin, Ayasofya, Lubti Islands, The Lion of Damascus, Achareidh, Republic of the Goat, Pine Forest, Huygevoort, The Blakeley Isles, Cymerra, Russopolska, Bobikistan, Khogeer, Spearta, Marxzgrad, Scitayarland, ACnation, Otterner, Abismo, Israel Palestine, Wessex and Cornwall, Paltensia and Bursh, Feminilandy, Bearhinoland, AirstripZero, Korektonon, Zinoquia, Czechlands, Doerigsland, The United Republic of the Krent, Lazepe, The European Federation-, Dunoding, Excaliburrrr, Kingdom of Bavaria, Durlia, Rakataka, Dragon Talon, New Infernoia, Continental Social Democrats, Zifre, Rahvav, West Lucerne, Nufeles Fesisi, Cathae, Talentist Republic, Allisonium, Ostroban, Abalucia, TF1 TASK FORCE 1, Saint-Didier, Einswenn, Dragao da Luz, Intergrated States of Heaven, Invictus Patria, Rubyna, and Oena and Sandy Island.

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