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The Democratic Republic of Jenesia

“Operor illa pardus planto meus butt vultus magnus?”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Contender

Location: Europe


The Democratic Republic of Jenesia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Trixie Lamour with an even hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, intelligent population of 17.01 billion Jenesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Funkytown. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Organ donation is compulsory, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, and third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jenesia's national animal is the Sacred Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Euro.

Jenesia is ranked 2nd in Europe and 28th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 995 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 80 minutes ago


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