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The Technocracy of Jediahlonia

“Sic Nos Sic Sacra Tuemur”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: The North Pacific


The Technocracy of Jediahlonia is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Roy Trenneman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 10.094 billion Jediahlonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and the Environment. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Infotechnica. The average income tax rate is 52%, and even higher for the wealthy. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Gambling.

The government is notorious for leaving citizens with almost nothing from their inheritance, surveillance cameras are banned, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Infotechnica Times is sold out. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jediahlonia's national animal is the Tribble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is Atheism, and its currency is the Funkle.

Jediahlonia is ranked 58th in The North Pacific and 1,434th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with 212 Dawkins.

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