| Category: Corporate Bordello | ||
| Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: Lazarus
Overview • People • Government • Economy • Trend • Analysis
The People's Republic of Jediahlonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Falorian Bischmarschh with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 4.934 billion are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jediahlonia City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Tourism industry, followed by Information Technology and Woodchip Exports.
Violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner, the only places to see Beavers now are at local zoos, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jediahlonia's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Swankniest.
Jediahlonia is ranked 180th in Lazarus and 3,013th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 7 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.



























































National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity: 24 minutes ago
- 8 days ago: Following new legislation in
Jediahlonia, the government seizes all major gold finds. - 9 days ago:
Jediahlonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 10%). - 9 days ago:
Jediahlonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry. - 10 days ago:
Jediahlonia was endorsed by
The Most Serene Republic of Oscillations. - 11 days ago:
Jediahlonia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Corporate Bordello". - 11 days ago: Following new legislation in
Jediahlonia, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys. - 13 days ago:
Jediahlonia endorsed
The United Provinces of British Alyukasktoba. - 14 days ago:
Jediahlonia was endorsed by
The United Provinces of British Alyukasktoba. - 14 days ago:
Jediahlonia fell out of the world Top 10% for Shortest Average Lifespan. - 15 days ago:
Jediahlonia endorsed
The Dominion of Thisbia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 32 (
Ferrazia,
Drakomagic,
Jotinha,
Gauntleted Fist,
The Floodcity,
Loftegen,
Krugin,
Darkium,
I V Stalin,
Aigania,
Miluva,
5 Flowers,
Fortytipper,
Marcellinople,
Naive Utopia,
Awesomiasa,
Kyozou,
InfidelAmerica,
Wacky Mac party,
Dominica Isle,
Veralien,
Kenopas,
Akime,
Styopa Utopia,
King Zhaoxiang of Qin,
Kitty Terrorists,
Bobs raider puppet,
Earth and Freedom,
Griffin Somerset,
Embankment,
Thisbia,
British Alyukasktoba)






