The Imperio of
Capitalist Paradise
Por Dio and Jarovia!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Imperio of Jarovia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Uriah II with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.181 billion Jarovians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaro City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jarovian economy, worth 466 trillion Jarovic Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 89,965 Jarovic Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,650 per year while the poor average 19,246, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, there are no minimum wage laws, research into 'designer babies' is banned, and private law firms are unheard of. Crime is well under control. Jarovia's national animal is the Jarovic Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Jarovia is ranked 5th in Paradoxia and 138,268th in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -27 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 17 days ago

  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Jarovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • 5 days ago: Jarovia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 5%).
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, private law firms are unheard of.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, there are no minimum wage laws.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • 19 days ago: Jarovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden (last census: Top 10%).
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, drowning sailors are hung out to dry.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, government policy is dictated by Roman Catholicism.
  • 22 days ago: Jarovia was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".

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