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The Imperio of Jarovia

“Por Dio and Jarovia!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Paradoxia

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The Imperio of Jarovia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Uriah II with a fair hand, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, intelligent population of 3.777 billion Jarovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaro City. The average income tax rate is 45%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Furniture Restoration and Pizza Delivery.

A primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, large areas of Jarovia are not accessible by the public, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport, and abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a problem. Jarovia's national animal is the Jarovic Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its currency is the Jarovic Dollar.

Jarovia is ranked 1st in Paradoxia and 4,350th in the world for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Jarovia fell out of the world Top 10% for Happiest Citizens.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Jarovia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Happiest Citizens.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, tightly packed choir-boys sing the god-given joys of heterosexuality on public transport.
  • 6 days ago: Jarovia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, large areas of Jarovia are not accessible by the public.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.

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