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The Imperio of Jarovia

“Por Dio and Jarovia!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Paradoxia

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The Imperio of Jarovia is a massive, economically powerful nation, ruled by Emperor Uriah II with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.979 billion Jarovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Religion & Spirituality, Education, and Defence. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaro City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Furniture Restoration and Pizza Delivery.

The loom represents the height of Jarovia's technology, all streets are privately owned toll roads, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarovia's national animal is the Jarovic Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, its national religion is Roman Catholicism, and its currency is the Jarovic Dollar.

Jarovia is ranked 9th in Paradoxia and 91,071st in the world for Rudest Citizens, with -19.7 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 19 hours ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, all streets are privately owned toll roads.
  • 5 days ago: Jarovia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Cultured.
  • 7 days ago: Jarovia fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 8 days ago: Jarovia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, the loom represents the height of Jarovia's technology.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.

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