The Imperio of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Por Dio and Jarovia!
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Imperio of Jarovia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Uriah II with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 4.986 billion Jarovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaro City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jarovian economy, worth 455 trillion Jarovic Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 91,369 Jarovic Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cities are engulfed by smog, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up', houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, and criminals are thrown to the Jarovic Eagles to repay their debt to society. Crime is relatively low. Jarovia's national animal is the Jarovic Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Jarovia is ranked 1st in Paradoxia and 2,735th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring 84 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 22 hours ago

  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, criminals are thrown to the Jarovic Eagles to repay their debt to society.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, cities are engulfed by smog.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, teenagers are severely punished for being out too late.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, churches now double as dungeons.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarovia, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.

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