Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 321st Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,340th Most Devout: 1,440th
The Exarchate of
Moralistic Democracy
For God and Jarovia!
Regional Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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The Exarchate of Jarovia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Exarch Uriah Rotthey II with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, infamous sell-swords, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 6.449 billion Jarovians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Education is also considered important, while Social Policy and Administration receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaro City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jarovian economy, worth 678 trillion Jarovic Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 105,143 Jarovic Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 389,339 per year while the poor average 19,994, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

The nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning, and schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students. Crime is totally unknown. Jarovia's national animal is the Jarovic Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Jarovia is ranked 30,982nd in the world and 4th in Valeria for Largest Black Market, with 2.79 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 321stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,340thMost Devout: 1,440thTop
5%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,239thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,662ndMost Primitive: 2,789thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,487thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,719thMost Cultured: 4,435thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,624thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,727thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,318thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,052ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,425thMost Efficient Economies: 11,962ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,815thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,376thMost Developed: 14,564th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jarovia's influence in Valeria rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Following new legislation in Jarovia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarovia, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarovia, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Jarovia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Jarovia's influence in Valeria rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Jarovia's influence in Valeria rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Jarovia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Most Ignorant Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarovia, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually comes with a healthy dose of pillaging.
  • : Following new legislation in Jarovia, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.

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