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The That Bond who shagged me of Jarodl

“Siding with Imperalism since 2010!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Canada

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The That Bond who shagged me of Jarodl is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Insert your name here with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.365 billion Jarodlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silversun. The average income tax rate is 45%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarodl's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Do I, and its currency is the Aran.

Jarodl is ranked 88th in Canada and 73,009th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with -1 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 days ago

  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 6 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates (last census: Top 5%).
  • 12 days ago: Jarodl relocated from The Rejected Realms to Canada.
  • 13 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Shortest Average Lifespan.
  • 13 days ago: Jarodl was removed from the regional ban list of Canada by The Pubs of Parkplace.
  • 14 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Smartest Citizens.
  • 15 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • 16 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 17 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • 19 days ago: Jarodl relocated from Canada to The Rejected Realms.

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