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The That Bond who shagged me of Jarodl

“A society govern by fear is a unfearless one.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: United Kingdom

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The That Bond who shagged me of Jarodl is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Insert your name here with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.219 billion Jarodlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silversun. The average income tax rate is 45%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

Female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarodl's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Do I, and its currency is the Aran.

Jarodl is ranked 300th in United Kingdom and 107,121st in the world for Longest Average Lifespans, scoring -18 on the Enoch Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 28 days ago

  • 4 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Retail Industry (last census: Top 5%).
  • 8 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 24 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 28 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 5%).
  • 38 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Fastest-Growing Economies.
  • 47 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 55 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Populations.
  • 63 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 65 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 65 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Gambling Industry.

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