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The That Bond who shagged me of Jarodl

“Siding with Imperalism since 2010!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Canada


The That Bond who shagged me of Jarodl is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Insert your name here with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.871 billion Jarodlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silversun. The average income tax rate is 53%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

The government spends millions of Arans every year prosecuting spammers, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarodl's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Do I, and its currency is the Aran.

Jarodl is ranked 24th in Canada and 6,308th in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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