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The That Bond who shagged me of Jarodl

“Siding with Imperalism since 2010!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Canada

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The That Bond who shagged me of Jarodl is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Insert your name here with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.513 billion Jarodlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silversun. The average income tax rate is 51%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry.

The government spends millions of Arans every year prosecuting spammers, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarodl's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Do I, and its currency is the Aran.

Jarodl is ranked 168th in Canada and 109,681st in the world for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -56 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jarodl, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jarodl, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jarodl, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jarodl, the government spends millions of Arans every year prosecuting spammers.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jarodl, children as young as six shock their parents by coming out of the closet.
  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • 8 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarodl, members of majority races are forced out of their homes to make way for Bigtopians.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarodl, military spending is on the increase.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarodl, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Arans of property damage.

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