The That Bond who shagged me of
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Regional Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The That Bond who shagged me of Jarodl is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Insert your name here with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.051 billion Jarodlians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silversun. The average income tax rate is 4.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jarodlian economy, worth a remarkable 1,570 trillion Arans a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,210 Arans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, birth rates have hit an all-time low, and invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jarodl's national animal is the panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Do I.

Jarodl is ranked 3,115th in the Rejected Realms and 139,017th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -341 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 3 days 4 hours ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 7 days ago: Jarodl was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • 8 days ago: Jarodl fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarodl, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarodl, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarodl, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarodl, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Jarodl, the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations.

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