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The Unending Realm of Janusabia

“We'll Live On Forever”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 24.62 billion Janusabians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 76%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Pro-democracy regime change has been avoided, police officers ride the swiftest Cookielines, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, and foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is ailurism, and its currency is the Caramel.

Janusabia is ranked 139th in Lazarus and 3,183rd in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 153 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Janusabia was ranked in the Top 1% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Janusabia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • 15 days ago: Janusabia fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Public Sector.
  • 18 days ago: Janusabia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, police officers ride the swiftest Cookielines.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
  • 19 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
  • 31 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, the welfare administration's new sweeping authority has forced the poor and needy to shop from pre-approved grocery lists.

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