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The Unending Realm of Janusabia

“We'll Live On Forever”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 25.135 billion Janusabians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with areas such as Religion & Spirituality and Social Welfare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 76%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Criminals are thrown to the Cookielines to repay their debt to society, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, priests are being drafted by the church load, and children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is ailurism, and its currency is the Caramel.

Janusabia is ranked 3,640th in Lazarus and 121,607th in the world for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -20 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Janusabia was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Police Ratios (last census: Top 1%).
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, criminals are thrown to the Cookielines to repay their debt to society.
  • 21 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, the people of Janusabia are renowned for their nihilistic attitudes.
  • 25 days ago: Janusabia was ravaged by a Zombie Horde from The Community of Wellbournia, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, underground copulation clubs have sprung up in major cities.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, graffiti graces every city's streets.
  • 29 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home.

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