Largest Populations: 300th Safest: 480th Most Secular: 745th
The Unending Realm of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We'll Live On Forever
His Divine Lamington
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, lack of airports, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.427 billion Janusabians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The large but stagnant Janusabian economy, worth 196 trillion Caramels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is 6,910 Caramels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, political dissidents are cut off from essential services, and the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ailurism.

Janusabia is ranked 784th in the world and 37th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 152.39 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Populations: 300thSafest: 480thMost Secular: 745thLowest Crime Rates: 784thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,241stMost Pacifist: 3,502ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,824thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,122ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,590thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,590thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,716thSmartest Citizens: 8,627thLargest Governments: 8,713thTop
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Largest Populations: 9th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 153rd in the regionMost Stationary: 176th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 184th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 185th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 279th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 282nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 289th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 363rd in the regionLargest Governments: 382nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 413th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, political dissidents are cut off from essential services.
  • : Janusabia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Passionfanda to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.

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