Largest Populations: 285th Safest: 509th Lowest Crime Rates: 744th
The Unending Realm of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We'll Live On Forever
His Divine Lamington
Regional Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.563 billion Janusabians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The large but stagnant Janusabian economy, worth 219 trillion Caramels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is 7,441 Caramels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Good looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Janusabians, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ailurism.

Janusabia is ranked 177,915th in the world and 5,188th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 0.07 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Populations: 285thSafest: 509thLowest Crime Rates: 744thMost Secular: 1,161stTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,909thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,710thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,808thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,277thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,398thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,591stLargest Governments: 6,799thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,405thSmartest Citizens: 8,588thTop
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Most Stationary: 10,884thMost Authoritarian: 17,283rd
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Largest Populations: 9th in the regionSafest: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 120th in the regionMost Stationary: 152nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 207th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 228th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 235th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 238th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 318th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 370th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 413th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 515th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Janusabians.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, good looking soldier boys have celebrity status amongst the nation's homosexuals.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, moonshine has made a resurgence.
  • : Janusabia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the endangered saltwater humpback Cookieline is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, soylent products are an expensive commodity due to a lack of volunteers.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside.

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