Largest Populations: 303rd Safest: 510th Most Secular: 639th
The Unending Realm of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We'll Live On Forever
His Divine Lamington
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.598 billion Janusabians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The large but stagnant Janusabian economy, worth 198 trillion Caramels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is 6,954 Caramels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Passionfanda as a backdrop, organ donation is compulsory, and the Cookieline is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ailurism.

Janusabia is ranked 107,675th in the world and 3,420th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 45.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Largest Populations: 303rdSafest: 510thMost Secular: 639thLowest Crime Rates: 815thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,480thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,498thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,957thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,286thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,535thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,584thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,027thLargest Governments: 8,732ndSmartest Citizens: 8,856thMost Stationary: 12,587th
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Largest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 145th in the regionMost Stationary: 174th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 205th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 273rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 275th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 287th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 371st in the regionLargest Governments: 373rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 409th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the Cookieline is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Passionfanda as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the nation's official head of religious affairs is an atheist.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, Janusabia's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Janusabian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, builders across Janusabia are blocked up with orders for new public loos.

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