Largest Populations: 295th Safest: 486th Lowest Crime Rates: 764th
The Unending Realm of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We'll Live On Forever
His Divine Lamington
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 29.163 billion Janusabians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The large but stagnant Janusabian economy, worth 211 trillion Caramels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is 7,260 Caramels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fruit pickers with degrees in Cookieline psychology are a common sight, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes, and teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Janusabia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ailurism.

Janusabia is ranked 69,716th in the world and 3,227th in Lazarus for Largest Black Market, with 272 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Populations: 295thSafest: 486thLowest Crime Rates: 764thMost Secular: 945thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,958thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,919thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,190thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,397thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,423rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,754thLargest Governments: 7,532ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,592ndSmartest Citizens: 9,005thTop
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Most Stationary: 11,538th
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Largest Populations: 9th in the regionSafest: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 117th in the regionMost Stationary: 167th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 207th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 225th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 228th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 239th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 245th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 336th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 395th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 440th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Janusabia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Janusabia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, teenage girls in knee-length surfer shorts have become a cultural icon of Janusabia.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, unemployed taxi drivers ironically use self-driving cabs to reach employment offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, fruit pickers with degrees in Cookieline psychology are a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, there is a dearth of space for new houses.

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