The Unending Realm of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We'll Live On Forever
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 26.018 billion Janusabians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Janusabian economy, worth 179 trillion Caramels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is 6,887 Caramels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Students cut up leftover Caramels during Arts and Crafts, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, Janusabia's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses, and disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ailurism.

Janusabia is ranked 4,573rd in Lazarus and 137,869th in the world for Most Primitive, scoring -293 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, Janusabia's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, students cut up leftover Caramels during Arts and Crafts.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • 10 days ago: Janusabia was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Influential.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, government workers are regularly taken hostage by protesters.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Janusabia, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.

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