Largest Populations: 305th Safest: 495th Most Secular: 639th
The Unending Realm of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We'll Live On Forever
His Divine Lamington
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, parental licensing program, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.769 billion Janusabians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The large but stagnant Janusabian economy, worth 203 trillion Caramels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is 7,062 Caramels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, and the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ailurism.

Janusabia is ranked 167,470th in the world and 4,526th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 7,062.46 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Populations: 305thSafest: 495thMost Secular: 639thLowest Crime Rates: 780thTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,437thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,899thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,940thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,923rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,077thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,295thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,249thLargest Governments: 8,339thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 8,581stMost Stationary: 12,333rd
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Largest Populations: 9th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 146th in the regionMost Stationary: 173rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 204th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 220th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 253rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 268th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 272nd in the regionLargest Governments: 361st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 369th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 440th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Janusabia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the wearing and manufacture of fur apparel is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them.
  • : Janusabia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, foreign investment has dropped to a trickle after laws were passed preventing investors from taking their earnings abroad.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, turning eighteen is often referred to as the 'Age of Aquarius'.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.

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