Largest Populations: 305th Safest: 519th Lowest Crime Rates: 789th
The Unending Realm of
Corrupt Dictatorship
We'll Live On Forever
His Divine Lamington
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Few

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The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 28.951 billion Janusabians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The large but stagnant Janusabian economy, worth 207 trillion Caramels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is 7,157 Caramels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

All news sources are under strict government control, skateparks can be found in every city, books are so highly regarded in Janusabia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, and sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ailurism.

Janusabia is ranked 24,831st in the world and 923rd in Lazarus for Most Authoritarian, with 1.2 Stalins.

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Largest Populations: 305thSafest: 519thLowest Crime Rates: 789thMost Secular: 803rdTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,511thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,910thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,097thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,734thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,754thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,145thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,608thTop
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Largest Governments: 7,937thSmartest Citizens: 8,730thMost Stationary: 12,140th
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Largest Populations: 9th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 144th in the regionMost Stationary: 170th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 200th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 220th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 236th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 252nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 260th in the regionLargest Governments: 353rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 366th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 431st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Janusabia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, books are so highly regarded in Janusabia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, Passionfanda's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, future leaders of Janusabia regularly dismiss pressing political issues when available options don't conform to their worldview.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the strong are acquitted and the weak are trampled in trial by a Cookieline.

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