Largest Populations: 302nd Safest: 478th Most Secular: 613th
The Unending Realm of
Democratic Socialists
We'll Live On Forever
His Divine Lamington
Regional Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

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The Unending Realm of Janusabia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Divine Lamington with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 28.252 billion Janusabians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Passionfanda. The average income tax rate is 94.3%.

The large but stagnant Janusabian economy, worth 194 trillion Caramels a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Uranium Mining industry. Average income is 6,902 Caramels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Janusabia's national animal is the Cookieline, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is ailurism.

Janusabia is ranked 188,972nd in the world and 5,258th in Lazarus for Most Primitive, scoring -311.42 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Populations: 302ndSafest: 478thMost Secular: 613thLowest Crime Rates: 792ndTop
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Most Pacifist: 3,387thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,423rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,503rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,770thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,268thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,320thSmartest Citizens: 7,929thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,147thLargest Governments: 8,341stTop
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Most Stationary: 13,081st
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Largest Populations: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 28th in the regionSafest: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 148th in the regionMost Stationary: 181st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 193rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 203rd in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 274th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 280th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 308th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 359th in the regionLargest Governments: 388th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 464th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, science centers and state of the art laboratories are ubiquitous.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
  • : Janusabia's influence in Lazarus fell from "Shoeshiner" to "Sprat".
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, the government has undertaken a massive education and health program to combat VODAIS.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Janusabia, many Janusabians struggle to find outlets for their pent-up competitive juices.

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