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The Republic of Jamilkhuze

“ Life is but a harmless enigma we make terrible.”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Social Liberal Union

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The Republic of Jamilkhuze is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Awakened One with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, intelligent population of 7.155 billion Jamilkhuzis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Education, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cittāsimhε. The average income tax rate is 72%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, Cittāsimhε spends billions upgrading public transport, and politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamilkhuze's national animal is the eucalyptus dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the funex.

Jamilkhuze is ranked 82nd in Social Liberal Union and 26,438th in the world for Safest, scoring 161.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, politicians are losing their jobs in a plan to make the government 'leaner and fitter'.
  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, Cittāsimhε spends billions upgrading public transport.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, island residents must resort to canoes and sailboats to get to work.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Jamilkhuze to be bombproof.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, Jamilkhuze is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, the government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces.

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