The Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
Life is but a harmless enigma we make terrible.
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The Republic of Jamilkhuze is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Awakened One with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 8.612 billion Jamilkhuzis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Yathrib. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamilkhuzean economy, worth 754 trillion funexes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,649 funexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and same-sex marriages are increasingly common. Crime is totally unknown. Jamilkhuze's national animal is the eucalyptus dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jamilkhuze is ranked 184th in Social Liberal Union and 139,282nd in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -51 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 days 4 hours ago

  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, the people are furious with the government for allowing citizens to be executed for petty crimes in foreign countries.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • 9 days ago: Jamilkhuze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, The Awakened One's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, abortions are routinely performed in Jamilkhuze's hospitals.
  • 14 days ago: Jamilkhuze was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 5%).

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