The Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
Life is but a harmless enigma we make terrible.
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Republic of Jamilkhuze is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Awakened One with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.748 billion Jamilkhuzis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Yathrib. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamilkhuzean economy, worth 765 trillion funexes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,510 funexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Nouveau Yathrib for fear of causing a fuss, private law firms are unheard of, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, and Eucalyptus dragon is one of the most popular forenames in Jamilkhuze. Crime is almost non-existent. Jamilkhuze's national animal is the eucalyptus dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jamilkhuze is ranked 167th in Social Liberal Union and 144,316th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring -51 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 16 hours ago

  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, Eucalyptus dragon is one of the most popular forenames in Jamilkhuze.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, private law firms are unheard of.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Nouveau Yathrib for fear of causing a fuss.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, much of Jamilkhuze's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 7 days ago: Jamilkhuze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Godforsaken (last census: Top 10%).
  • 8 days ago: Jamilkhuze fell out of the regional Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, councils up and down the country wrangle over legal matters.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, the nation refuses to provide international aid.

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