The Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Life is but a harmless enigma we make terrible.
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of Jamilkhuze is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Awakened One with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.252 billion Jamilkhuzis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Yathrib. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamilkhuzean economy, worth 713 trillion funexes a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,408 funexes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways, the nation leads Social Liberal Union in per capita stalking, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, and most citizens in Jamilkhuze are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Jamilkhuze's national animal is the eucalyptus dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jamilkhuze is ranked 175th in Social Liberal Union and 119,655th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 14 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, most citizens in Jamilkhuze are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Jamilkhuze was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, the nation leads Social Liberal Union in per capita stalking.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Jamilkhuze was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • 3 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.

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