Best Weather: 566th Most Influential: 924th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,011th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Life is but a harmless enigma we make terrible.
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of Jamilkhuze is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Awakened One with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.83 billion Jamilkhuzis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Yathrib. The average income tax rate is 35.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamilkhuzean economy, worth 990 trillion New francRiels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is 91,438 New francRiels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Jamilkhuzean grocery store, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, most citizens in Jamilkhuze are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government, and violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner. Crime is well under control. Jamilkhuze's national animal is the eucalyptus dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jamilkhuze is ranked 183,506th in the world and 82nd in Social Liberal Union for Most Ignorant Citizens, with 0.93 Missed References Per Hour.

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Best Weather: 566thMost Influential: 924thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,011thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,239thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,957thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,330thMost Developed: 2,698thMost Stationary: 2,948thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,443rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,505thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,973rdMost Rebellious Youth: 4,518thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,138thHealthiest Citizens: 5,150thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,935thMost Efficient Economies: 7,436thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,868thSmartest Citizens: 8,467thMost Pacifist: 9,540thLargest Populations: 9,573rdTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 9,924thMost Inclusive: 10,013thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,065thMost Devout: 10,131stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,225thNicest Citizens: 12,040thMost Cultured: 18,751st
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Most Average: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, violently opinionated speakers can be heard preaching their hateful views on every street corner.
  • : Jamilkhuze was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist and the Top 10% for Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, most citizens in Jamilkhuze are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Jamilkhuze voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Law Enforcement Education"".
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Jamilkhuze was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Jamilkhuzean grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, trespassers often find themselves impaled by crossbow bolts.
  • : Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, Jamilkhuze is building an army to protect its overseas territories.

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