The Republic of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Life is but a harmless enigma we make terrible.
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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The Republic of Jamilkhuze is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by The Awakened One with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.035 billion Jamilkhuzis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Yathrib. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Jamilkhuzean economy, worth 805 trillion funexes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,128 funexes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', tax assessment offices double as polling stations, Jamilkhuze's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime is almost non-existent. Jamilkhuze's national animal is the eucalyptus dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jamilkhuze is ranked 124th in Social Liberal Union and 118,043rd in the world for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -4 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 17 minutes ago: Jamilkhuze was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • 17 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
  • 17 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, Jamilkhuze's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • 12 hours ago: Jamilkhuze was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 2 days ago: Jamilkhuze was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Left-wing Utopia".
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in Jamilkhuze, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.

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