Highest Crime Rates: 2,420th Most Armed: 3,324th Largest Black Market: 3,650th
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The Cadillac on Rims of Jamaalea is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Carl with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.95 billion Jamaaleans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reno. The average income tax rate is 49.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamaalean economy, worth 824 trillion Vehicles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 82,864 Vehicles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, and politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Jamaalea's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jamaalea is ranked 64,517th in the world and 2,218th in Balder for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 648.25 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Highest Crime Rates: 2,420thMost Armed: 3,324thLargest Black Market: 3,650thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,010thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,124thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,917thMost Avoided: 6,105thFattest Citizens: 6,165thNudest: 7,364thRudest Citizens: 7,390thTop
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,733rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,706thLargest Mining Sector: 10,849thLargest Populations: 11,422ndHighest Economic Output: 12,746th
Highest Crime Rates: 130th in the regionMost Armed: 138th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 187th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 192nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 193rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 195th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 215th in the regionRudest Citizens: 217th in the regionNudest: 274th in the regionFattest Citizens: 280th in the regionMost Avoided: 302nd in the regionLargest Populations: 344th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 421st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jamaalea's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Jamaalea's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Jamaalea's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Jamaalea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens, Largest Black Market, Highest Crime Rates, Largest Soda Pop Sector, and Most Avoided.
  • : Jamaalea's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Jamaalea was refounded in Balder.
  • : Jamaalea ceased to exist.
  • : Jamaalea fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jamaalea was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Avoided.
  • : Jamaalea was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Most Rebellious Youth.


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