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The Unlawful States of Jagermeister

“Yager”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Ainur

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The Unlawful States of Jagermeister is a massive, economically powerful nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. Its hard-nosed population of 1.581 billion have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Healthcare. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jagerbomb. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Uranium Mining and Retail.

Citizens drive tank-like vehicles with mounted machine guns, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, underage drinkers are dragged through the streets and put in the stocks, and an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is a serious problem. Jagermeister's national animal is the Stag, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Jagerism, and its currency is the Liqueur.

Jagermeister is ranked 9th in Ainur and 16,711th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 7 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 days ago

  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Jagermeister fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • 10 days ago: Jagermeister was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • 12 days ago: Jagermeister was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • 13 days ago: Jagermeister changed its national motto to "Yager".
  • 13 days ago: Jagermeister changed its national motto to "We're all in here, because we're not all there".
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagermeister, an IT mega-corporation has a patent pending on the rectangle.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagermeister, underage drinkers are dragged through the streets and put in the stocks.
  • 16 days ago: Jagermeister converted 300.00 Jagermeister Liqueurs into ฿ 0.191 ByteCoin at the market rate of 1 ByteCoin to 1,572.748.
  • 16 days ago: Jagermeister converted ฿ 1.000 into 1,348.52 Jagermeister Liqueurs at the market rate of 1 ByteCoin to 1,348.518.
  • 16 days ago: Jagermeister changed its national motto to "Home of the Jager Bomb".

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