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The Grand Empire of Jagalonia

“Ut nos, ut moriamur.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: Global Powers


The Grand Empire of Jagalonia is a colossal, economically powerful nation, ruled by Maximillian Crexus with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 8.33 billion are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, the populace lives in fear of painful execution for minor offences, a large percentage of the poor live from cradle to grave in subterranean wage slavery, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jagalonia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Global Megacorp, and its currency is the marc.

Jagalonia is ranked 7th in Global Powers and 113,596th in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 20 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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