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The Grand Empire of Jagalonia

“Ut nos, ut moriamur.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Global Powers

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The Grand Empire of Jagalonia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Maximillian Crexus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.03 billion Jagalonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Jagalonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,488 trillion marcs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 248,139 marcs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 922,250 per year while the poor average 46,911, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Political activists are routinely executed, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, Jagalonia's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Jagalonia with a very polite populace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Jagalonia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Global Megacorp.

Jagalonia is ranked 1st in Global Powers and 1,994th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 334 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 8 hours ago

  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Jagalonia with a very polite populace.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, Jagalonia's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, the nation is loathed abroad for dumping all of its waste in international waters.
  • 3 days 2 hours ago: Jagalonia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Devout.
  • 4 days ago: Jagalonia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.

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