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The Grand Empire of Jagalonia

“Ut nos, ut moriamur.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Global Powers

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The Grand Empire of Jagalonia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Maximillian Crexus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.422 billion Jagalonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Commerce. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, followed by Information Technology and Uranium Mining.

The government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jagalonia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, its national religion is Global Megacorp, and its currency is the marc.

Jagalonia is ranked 2nd in Global Powers and 8,883rd in the world for Largest Populations, with 9,422 Capita (millions).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 38 minutes ago

  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, stranded astronauts hitch rides on foreign spacecraft to get home.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, the government is suspected of mass disappearing dissidents both at home and abroad.
  • 4 days ago: Jagalonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Vandoosa".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 6 days ago: Jagalonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn North Korea"".
  • 6 days ago: Jagalonia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Rules of Surrender".
  • 10 days ago: Jagalonia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Condemn Durkadurkiranistan II"".

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