The Grand Empire of
Corporate Police State
Ut nos, ut moriamur.
Regional Influence
Superpower
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Grand Empire of Jagalonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Maximillian Crexus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.369 billion Jagalonians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jagalonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,560 trillion marcs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 246,904 marcs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 917,661 per year while the poor average 46,678, a ratio of 19.7 to 1.

Political activists are routinely executed, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, Jagalonia's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba, and the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Jagalonia with a very polite populace. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Jagalonia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Global Megacorp.

Jagalonia is ranked 1st in Global Powers and 2,242nd in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 7 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Jagalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • 23 days ago: Jagalonia fell out of the world Top 5% for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • 31 days ago: Jagalonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • 37 days ago: Jagalonia's influence in Global Powers rose from "Power" to "Superpower".
  • 38 days ago: Jagalonia fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • 41 days ago: Jagalonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry (last census: Top 1%).
  • 48 days ago: Jagalonia fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Authoritarian.
  • 55 days ago: Jagalonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme (last census: Top 10%).
  • 57 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, the commercialisation of highly deadly weapons has instilled Jagalonia with a very polite populace.
  • 57 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagalonia, Jagalonia's nuclear reactors are held together with party string and Hubba Bubba.

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