The Nightmare State of
Civil Rights Lovefest
It's terrifying what a smile can hide ...
Regional Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Widely Abused

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The Nightmare State of Jagada is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Matriarch with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 18.872 billion Jagites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Welfare and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svedal. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Jagite economy, worth a remarkable 3,524 trillion Icons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 186,751 Icons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, commemoration of the Great Gholgoth War costs almost as much as the war itself, and military spending is on the increase. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Jagada's national animal is the red dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Jagada is ranked 3rd in Gholgoth and 2,266th in the world for Stupidest Citizens, scoring 16 on the Average Edu-UNtellignce® Test Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 days ago

  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagada, military spending is on the increase.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagada, commemoration of the Great Gholgoth War costs almost as much as the war itself.
  • 6 days ago: Jagada lodged a message on the Gholgoth Regional Message Board.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagada, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagada, the government's religious works are headed by a New Age guru.
  • 9 days ago: Jagada lodged a message on the Gholgoth Regional Message Board.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagada, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagada, truth is often impossible to tell from fiction on the evening news.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagada, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in Jagada, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.

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