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The Matriarchy of Jagada

“Ashes upon ashes”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Gholgoth

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The Matriarchy of Jagada is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Matriarch with a fair hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent population of 17.956 billion Jagites live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals concentrates mainly on Law & Order, although Religion & Spirituality and Defence are on the agenda. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svedal. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Information Technology industry, followed by Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing.

Legislation sometimes has to battle through weeks of filibustering to pass, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', and Jagada's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Jagada's national animal is the red dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Icon.

Jagada is ranked 7th in Gholgoth and 100,377th in the world for Best Weather, with -47 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 20 days ago

  • 18 days ago: Jagada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest (last census: Top 5%).
  • 25 days ago: Jagada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 26 days ago: Jagada was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 10%).
  • 28 days ago: Jagada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments (last census: Top 5%).
  • 30 days ago: Jagada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations (last census: Top 5%).
  • 36 days ago: Jagada lodged a message on the Gholgoth Regional Message Board.
  • 36 days ago: Jagada lodged a message on the Gholgoth Regional Message Board.
  • 37 days ago: Jagada lodged a message on the Gholgoth Regional Message Board.
  • 38 days ago: Jagada was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 42 days ago: Jagada was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Highest Drug Use (last census: Top 10%).

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