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The Free Land of Jacobs Cattlebean

“A clever man commits no minor blunders.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Jacobs Cattlebean

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The Free Land of Jacobs Cattlebean is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.163 billion Jacobs Cattlebeanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Commerce and Law & Order receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacobs Cattlebean City. The average income tax rate is 73%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Government spending has hit an all-time low, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass, and it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, probably because of the country's utter lack of prisons. Jacobs Cattlebean's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Tiny Ferret.

Jacobs Cattlebean is ranked 1st in Jacobs Cattlebean and 28,630th in the world for Largest Public Transport Department, scoring 28 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 days ago

  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, government spending has hit an all-time low.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, military spending is on the increase.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, the Turkey is a protected species.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • 15 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.

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by Max Barry

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