The Free Land of
Authoritarian Democracy
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
Regional Influence
Hermit
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Free Land of Jacobs Cattlebean is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 6.586 billion Jacobs Cattlebeanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare is also considered important, while Industry receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacobs Cattlebean City. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Jacobs Cattlebeanian economy, worth 76.4 trillion Tiny Ferrets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 11,602 Tiny Ferrets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, and organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jacobs Cattlebean's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Jacobs Cattlebean is ranked 1st in Jacobs Cattlebean and 118,726th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 23 hours ago

  • 1 day 13 hours ago: Jacobs Cattlebean fell out of the world Top 1% for Most Primitive.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Jacobs Cattlebean was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, tourists are kicked out if they express interest in their national sport.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • 13 days ago: Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, the nationalized auto industry is adept at making durable little cars nobody wants to drive.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • 16 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, clowns are being rounded up and admitted to mental institutions.

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by Max Barry

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