Most Ignorant Citizens: 90th Most Devout: 117th Highest Crime Rates: 504th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence
Hermit
Founder
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Some

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The Free Land of Jacobs Cattlebean is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, state-planned economy, and fear of technology. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.874 billion Jacobs Cattlebeanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare is also considered important, while Industry and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacobs Cattlebean City. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Jacobs Cattlebeanian economy, worth 110 trillion Tiny Ferrets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 11,237 Tiny Ferrets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, research into artificial intelligence has been banned, and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jacobs Cattlebean's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Jacobs Cattlebean is ranked 147,675th in the world and 1st in Jacobs Cattlebean for Highest Poor Incomes, with 8,664.61 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 90thMost Devout: 117thHighest Crime Rates: 504thNicest Citizens: 607thMost Compassionate Citizens: 625thHighest Drug Use: 831stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,083rdTop
5%
Most Armed: 1,575thBest Weather: 2,190thFattest Citizens: 2,666thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,956thMost Stationary: 3,168thLargest Black Market: 3,301stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,303rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,289thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,271stTop
10%
Most Influential: 8,875thLargest Governments: 9,741stMost Authoritarian: 11,877thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,144thLargest Populations: 12,194thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,502nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Highest Crime Rates, Most Compassionate Citizens, Most Cheerful Citizens, and Most Armed.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.

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