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The Free Land of Jacobs Cattlebean

“A clever man commits no minor blunders.”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Jacobs Cattlebean

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The Free Land of Jacobs Cattlebean is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its strong anti-business policies. The compassionate population of 5.685 billion Jacobs Cattlebeanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Commerce and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacobs Cattlebean City. The average income tax rate is 74%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all, and cars are banned. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jacobs Cattlebean's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Tiny Ferret.

Jacobs Cattlebean is ranked 1st in Jacobs Cattlebean and 114,366th in the world for Most Godforsaken, with -763 Dawkins.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 102 minutes ago

  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Jacobs Cattlebean was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, cars are banned.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, urban citizens are forced onto public transport while rural citizens ride horses and buggies.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, coalition governments are essential to passing new laws.
  • 5 days ago: Jacobs Cattlebean fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • 24 days ago: Jacobs Cattlebean was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • 24 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.

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by Max Barry

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