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The Free Land of Jacobs Cattlebean

“A clever man commits no minor blunders.”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Jacobs Cattlebean

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The Free Land of Jacobs Cattlebean is a colossal, devout nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 5.609 billion Jacobs Cattlebeanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Commerce and Public Transport receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacobs Cattlebean City. The average income tax rate is 73%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jacobs Cattlebean's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Tiny Ferret.

Jacobs Cattlebean is ranked 1st in Jacobs Cattlebean and 20,764th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring 10 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 days ago

  • 11 days ago: Jacobs Cattlebean was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, atheists and evolutionary biologists are fleeing the country like rats from a sinking ship.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, child adoption by homosexual couples has been outlawed.
  • 13 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, soldiers go to war dressed in cassocks and robes.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, torture is illegal.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
  • 14 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions.

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by Max Barry

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