Most Ignorant Citizens: 63rd Most Devout: 95th Highest Crime Rates: 464th
The Free Land of
Democratic Socialists
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
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Hermit
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Economy
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The Free Land of Jacobs Cattlebean is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 9.196 billion Jacobs Cattlebeanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Welfare is also considered important, while Industry and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacobs Cattlebean City. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Jacobs Cattlebeanian economy, worth 103 trillion Tiny Ferrets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 11,237 Tiny Ferrets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, research into artificial intelligence has been banned, and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jacobs Cattlebean's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Jacobs Cattlebean is ranked 1,802nd in the world and 1st in Jacobs Cattlebean for Best Weather, with 352 Meters Of Sunlight.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 63rdMost Devout: 95thHighest Crime Rates: 464thNicest Citizens: 506thMost Compassionate Citizens: 521stHighest Drug Use: 851stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,034thMost Armed: 1,446thBest Weather: 1,802ndTop
5%
Fattest Citizens: 2,505thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,823rdLargest Black Market: 3,221stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,221stMost Stationary: 3,367thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,966thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,215thLargest Governments: 8,895thMost Influential: 9,177thTop
10%
Highest Average Tax Rates: 11,976thLargest Populations: 12,764thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,868thMost Authoritarian: 15,891stMost Pacifist: 17,481st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout, Highest Crime Rates, Most Compassionate Citizens, Most Cheerful Citizens, and Most Armed.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean fell out of the world Top 10% for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean fell out of the world Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Public Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens.

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