Most Ignorant Citizens: 101st Most Devout: 136th Highest Crime Rates: 538th
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The Free Land of Jacobs Cattlebean is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 10.478 billion Jacobs Cattlebeanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Welfare also on the agenda, while Industry and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacobs Cattlebean City. The average income tax rate is 89.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Jacobs Cattlebeanian economy, worth 117 trillion Tiny Ferrets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 11,237 Tiny Ferrets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, research into artificial intelligence has been banned, and the military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jacobs Cattlebean's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

Jacobs Cattlebean is ranked 687th in the world and 1st in Jacobs Cattlebean for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 108.05 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 101stMost Devout: 136thHighest Crime Rates: 538thNicest Citizens: 672ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 687thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,095thHighest Drug Use: 1,134thMost Armed: 1,588thTop
5%
Best Weather: 2,297thFattest Citizens: 2,738thMost Stationary: 2,922ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,039thLargest Black Market: 3,259thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,369thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,483rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,488thMost Influential: 8,868thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 9,708thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,440thLargest Populations: 11,544thMost Authoritarian: 13,875thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,544thMost Pacifist: 17,268th

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  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed, the Top 5% for Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Most Pacifist.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Jacobs Cattlebean was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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