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The Free Land of Jacobs Cattlebean

“A clever man commits no minor blunders.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Jacobs Cattlebean

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The Free Land of Jacobs Cattlebean is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and renowned for its strong anti-business policies. The compassionate population of 5.864 billion Jacobs Cattlebeanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it devotes most of its attentions to Religion & Spirituality, with areas such as Commerce and Healthcare receiving almost no funds by comparison. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jacobs Cattlebean City. The average income tax rate is 75%, and even higher for the wealthy. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Jacobs Cattlebean has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, and most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is crippling, and the police force struggles against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jacobs Cattlebean's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the Tiny Ferret.

Jacobs Cattlebean is ranked 1st in Jacobs Cattlebean and 34,502nd in the world for Most Dedicated Public Healthcare, scoring 30 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, Jacobs Cattlebean has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.
  • 1 day 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, Jacobs Cattlebean is renowned for its lax gun laws.
  • 3 days 14 hours ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, Turkey populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Jacobs Cattlebean, the government has enacted freedom of information.

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by Max Barry

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