Largest Cheese Export Sector: 193rd Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,292nd Most Rebellious Youth: 1,599th
The Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
Governments Serve Their People
First Minister Dgala Noel
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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The Republic of Izalta is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by First Minister Dgala Noel with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 12.846 billion Izaltans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Social Policy, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Love. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Izaltan economy, worth a remarkable 2,181 trillion Eross a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 169,783 Eross, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations. Crime is totally unknown. Izalta's national animal is the impala, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Izalta is ranked 152,573rd in the world and 4,739th in Osiris for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 22.12 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 193rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,292ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 1,599thMost Pacifist: 1,805thNicest Citizens: 1,872ndSmartest Citizens: 2,137thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,358thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,559thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,608thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,611thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,972ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,977thBest Weather: 3,081stMost Advanced Public Education: 3,115thHighest Economic Output: 3,731stLongest Average Lifespans: 3,731stMost Beautiful Environments: 4,600thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,686thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,853rdHighest Poor Incomes: 5,962ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,644thMost Secular: 7,273rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,461stLargest Populations: 7,775thTop
Most Inclusive: 8,213thMost Developed: 8,850thNudest: 11,858thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12,462ndLargest Governments: 14,228th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 45th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 46th in the regionNicest Citizens: 47th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 56th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 64th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 65th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 66th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 98th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 113th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 122nd in the regionBest Weather: 124th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 127th in the regionMost Secular: 174th in the regionLargest Populations: 175th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 181st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 194th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 194th in the regionMost Inclusive: 198th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 208th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 261st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 275th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 289th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 334th in the regionNudest: 386th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 442nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 464th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 474th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Izalta's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
  • : Izalta's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
  • : Izalta was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Izalta ceased to exist.
  • : Following new legislation in Izalta, government buildings are being cleansed for anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Izalta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
  • : Izalta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Izalta was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 5% for Most Inclusive.
  • : Izalta was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and the Top 10% for Largest Governments and Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Izalta, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.


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