Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 92nd Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 191st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 211th
The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Be harmonious
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The United States of ITI W Harmonious is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Harmony Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of public education, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.831 billion ITI W Harmoniousians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tolerance. The average income tax rate is 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient ITI W Harmoniousian economy, worth a remarkable 2,589 trillion rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 145,230 rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes, and innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ITI W Harmonious's national animal is the warthog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ITI W Harmonious is ranked 149,035th in the world and 16th in Ideology Testing Inc for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -32.09 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 92ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 191stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 211thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 274thMost Ignorant Citizens: 569thRudest Citizens: 680thMost Cheerful Citizens: 696thFattest Citizens: 851stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,186thLargest Mining Sector: 1,387thMost Devout: 1,434thTop
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Most Avoided: 1,697thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,052ndMost Stationary: 2,136thMost Efficient Economies: 2,505thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,676thHighest Economic Output: 2,716thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,133rdLargest Black Market: 4,163rdLargest Populations: 4,285thMost Influential: 4,829thMost Armed: 5,932ndTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 8,233rdHighest Average Incomes: 11,293rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, innocent defendants often plead guilty for fear of receiving a much harsher sentence before jury.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love.
  • : ITI W Harmonious was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, the children of ITI W Harmonious are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, most citizens in ITI W Harmonious are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, the army spends more time producing 'romantic videos' than actually training soldiers.

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