The United States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Be harmonious
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The United States of ITI W Harmonious is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Harmony Jr with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 15.792 billion ITI W Harmoniousians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tolerance. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ITI W Harmoniousian economy, worth a remarkable 2,128 trillion rand a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,814 rand, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, military service is compulsory, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ITI W Harmonious's national animal is the warthog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ITI W Harmonious is ranked 15th in Ideology Testing Inc and 118,842nd in the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -9 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, military service is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • : ITI W Harmonious was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Stupidest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, most governmental positions are filled by zealous nationalists.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature'.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.

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