Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 84th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 201st Largest Manufacturing Sector: 207th
The United States of
Capitalist Paradise
Be harmonious
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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The United States of ITI W Harmonious is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mr Harmony Jr with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.745 billion ITI W Harmoniousians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tolerance. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient ITI W Harmoniousian economy, worth a remarkable 2,727 trillion rand a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 145,487 rand, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 487,875 per year while the poor average 32,209, a ratio of 15.1 to 1.

A ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes, eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement, and exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. ITI W Harmonious's national animal is the warthog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

ITI W Harmonious is ranked 55,214th in the world and 11th in Ideology Testing Inc for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,685.2 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 84thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 201stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 207thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 257thMost Ignorant Citizens: 672ndRudest Citizens: 733rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 741stFattest Citizens: 751stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,132ndMost Devout: 1,239thLargest Mining Sector: 1,282ndMost Avoided: 1,566thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,853rdMost Stationary: 1,936thMost Armed: 2,329thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,393rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,446thHighest Economic Output: 2,731stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,858thLargest Populations: 4,125thHighest Crime Rates: 4,826thMost Influential: 4,941stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,779thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,944thTop
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Largest Black Market: 10,098thHighest Average Incomes: 12,257th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ITI W Harmonious was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated'.
  • : ITI W Harmonious was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : ITI W Harmonious was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes and Most Average.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, eight year-olds with lemonade stands have been known to be locked up on charges of embezzlement.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, rich people sell their mansions to pay for endless rows of mobile homes.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI W Harmonious, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes.

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