Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40th Largest Black Market: 45th
The Oppressed Peoples of
Corporate Police State
Be nasty
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Oppressed Peoples of ITI N Nasty is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Darth Nasty with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.538 billion ITI N Nastyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desperation. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The very strong ITI N Nastyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,827 trillion meticals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 314,344 meticals, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI N Nasty's national animal is the nightingale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

ITI N Nasty is ranked 1,641st in the world and 11th in Ideology Testing Inc for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 338.77 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

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1%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 8thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 40thLargest Black Market: 45thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 79thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 135thMost Corrupt Governments: 181stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 212thMost Ignorant Citizens: 246thLowest Crime Rates: 643rdHighest Economic Output: 673rdLargest Governments: 677thFattest Citizens: 710thMost Advanced Public Transport: 731stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,036thHighest Average Incomes: 1,052ndTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,641stLargest Mining Sector: 1,722ndMost Primitive: 1,774thMost Stationary: 2,034thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,326thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,828thLargest Populations: 4,075thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,192ndMost Avoided: 4,258thMost Conservative: 4,398thMost Influential: 4,907thNudest: 4,987thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,752ndTop
10%
Most Extreme: 9,043rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,459thLargest Gambling Industry: 12,257thMost Authoritarian: 13,661st
Top
10%
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the region

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  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Primitive.
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.

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