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The Oppressed Peoples of ITI N Nasty

“Be nasty”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Oppressed Peoples of ITI N Nasty is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Darth Nasty with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.978 billion ITI N Nastyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desperation. The average income tax rate is 99%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, research into 'designer babies' is banned, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI N Nasty's national animal is the nightingale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Violetism, and its currency is the metical.

ITI N Nasty is ranked 2nd in Ideology Testing Inc and 328th in the world for Rudest Citizens, with 605.4 Insults Per Minute (net).

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 102 minutes ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, political activists are routinely executed.
  • 2 days 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, unemployed butchers line the streets.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 10 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • 12 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.

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