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The Oppressed Peoples of ITI N Nasty

“Be nasty”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Oppressed Peoples of ITI N Nasty is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Darth Nasty with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.167 billion ITI N Nastyians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desperation. The average income tax rate is 99%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

It is illegal to liberate slaves, workers' complaints never reach central planning, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI N Nasty's national animal is the nightingale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Violetism, and its currency is the metical.

ITI N Nasty is ranked 11th in Ideology Testing Inc and 1,608th in the world for Shortest Average Lifespan, scoring 42 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 16 hours ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, half-naked men feature prominently in official military materials.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail.
  • 4 days ago: ITI N Nasty was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, workers' complaints never reach central planning.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police.
  • 9 days ago: ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 5%).
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes'.
  • 11 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.

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