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The Oppressed Peoples of ITI N Nasty

“Be nasty”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Oppressed Peoples of ITI N Nasty is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Darth Nasty with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.923 billion ITI N Nastyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Public Transport. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desperation. The average income tax rate is 99%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

Terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums, all beauty contests have been banned, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI N Nasty's national animal is the nightingale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Violetism, and its currency is the metical.

ITI N Nasty is ranked 7th in Ideology Testing Inc and 101,813th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments, with -97.75 Pounds of Wildlife less Pounds of Concrete per square mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering'.
  • 1 day 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, all beauty contests have been banned.
  • 3 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • 9 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • 10 days ago: ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector (last census: Top 1%).

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