The Oppressed Peoples of
Corporate Police State
Be nasty
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Oppressed Peoples of ITI N Nasty is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Darth Nasty with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.016 billion ITI N Nastyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desperation. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong ITI N Nastyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,032 trillion meticals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 314,190 meticals, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. ITI N Nasty's national animal is the nightingale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

ITI N Nasty is ranked 14th in Ideology Testing Inc and 118,120th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -10 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Most Extreme.
  • : ITI N Nasty fell out of the world Top 5% for Most Armed.
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 5%).
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
  • : ITI N Nasty fell out of the world Top 5% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian (last census: Top 5%).
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates (last census: Top 5%).

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