The Oppressed Peoples of
Corporate Police State
Be nasty
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Oppressed Peoples of ITI N Nasty is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Darth Nasty with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ban on automobiles, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.085 billion ITI N Nastyians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Desperation. The income tax rate is 100%.

The very strong ITI N Nastyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,738 trillion meticals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 314,116 meticals, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is illegal, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative', the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, and the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. ITI N Nasty's national animal is the nightingale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Violetism.

ITI N Nasty is ranked 5th in Ideology Testing Inc and 1,336th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 20 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 20 hours ago: ITI N Nasty was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, the government blames all suspicious phenomena on flying saucers.
  • 1 day 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: ITI N Nasty was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, euthanasia is illegal.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI N Nasty, soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training.

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