The Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
Be aristocratic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.596 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 2,885 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 185,017 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,006,317 per year while the poor average 17,489, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

ITI I Aristocratic Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', the nation refuses to provide international aid, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy, and the roads are virtually falling apart. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 5th in Ideology Testing Inc and 3,573rd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 5 hours ago

  • 2 minutes ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the roads are virtually falling apart.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the country spends an increasingly large amount of its budget on grand scale projects of pharaonic proportions in a bid to boost the economy.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, ITI I Aristocratic Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, shanty towns have formed around the newly rebuilt commercial district.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, military service is compulsory.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: ITI I Aristocratic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout (last census: Top 1%).
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, only the wealthy vote.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.

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by Max Barry

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