Most Primitive: 9th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th Largest Gambling Industry: 11th
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Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.78 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 3,568 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 200,721 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 860,788 per year while the poor average 29,958, a ratio of 28.7 to 1.

Record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, children often kick iguanas for amusement, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual, and the government is spending billions of taxpayer pounds to support "struggling" industries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 181,797th in the world and 13th in Ideology Testing Inc for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 5.29 Tourists Per Hour.

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Most Primitive: 9thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 11thMost Ignorant Citizens: 57thLargest Mining Sector: 58thMost Corrupt Governments: 177thMost Devout: 249thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 359thFattest Citizens: 722ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 869thMost Avoided: 872ndRudest Citizens: 1,034thHighest Economic Output: 1,513thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,787thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,172ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,603rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,068thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,845thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,880thLargest Black Market: 3,970thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,107thHighest Average Incomes: 4,148thLargest Populations: 4,215thMost Influential: 4,743rdLargest Insurance Industry: 5,490thLowest Crime Rates: 8,893rdTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,855thMost Efficient Economies: 10,901st
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the government is spending billions of taxpayer pounds to support "struggling" industries.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, heart attacks are regarded as a coming of age ritual.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, children often kick iguanas for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the government is seen to favor Catholics.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun".
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.

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