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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic

“Be aristocratic”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.756 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, and abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the pound.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 10th in Ideology Testing Inc and 110,607th in the world for Best Weather, with -715 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 12 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, punitive tariffs protect local industry.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, dissident voters are sent on a 'relaxing break' at the Ministry of Love.

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by Max Barry

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