Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th Most Primitive: 10th Largest Gambling Industry: 12th
The Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
Be aristocratic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, strictly enforced bedtime, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.996 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 3,599 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 200,002 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 845,063 per year while the poor average 30,625, a ratio of 27.6 to 1.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast, and ITI I Aristocraticians have replaced bears in a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 148,974th in the world and 12th in Ideology Testing Inc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -26.08 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thMost Primitive: 10thLargest Gambling Industry: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 55thMost Ignorant Citizens: 57thMost Corrupt Governments: 175thMost Devout: 246thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 373rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 774thFattest Citizens: 782ndMost Avoided: 888thRudest Citizens: 1,292ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,519thMost Stationary: 2,150thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,160thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,717thLargest Black Market: 3,789thLargest Populations: 4,188thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,261stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,266thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,271stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,323rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,337thMost Influential: 4,783rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,480thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,128thLargest Insurance Industry: 9,247thMost Efficient Economies: 10,352ndMost Conservative: 10,732ndMost Cultured: 14,928th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, ITI I Aristocraticians have replaced bears in a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend.
  • : ITI I Aristocratic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the government has embraced apartheid.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes.
  • : ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".

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