The Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Be aristocratic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.093 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. The average income tax rate is 97.4%.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 3,490 trillion pounds a year, is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 231,273 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,031,479 per year while the poor average 32,217, a ratio of 32.0 to 1.

Citizens must pay to enjoy ITI I Aristocratic's pristine beaches, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, governments opposing ITI I Aristocratic are beset by rebels, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 13th in Ideology Testing Inc and 125,040th in the world for Healthiest Citizens, with -19 Standard Bananas Ingested per capita per day.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 9 hours ago

  • 2 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, governments opposing ITI I Aristocratic are beset by rebels.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, citizens must pay to enjoy ITI I Aristocratic's pristine beaches.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, emergency room admissions for 'stampede injuries' have skyrocketed since the introduction of weekly Sabbath Eve sales.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • 6 days ago: ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, citizens are forbidden from leaving the country.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.

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by Max Barry

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