The Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Be aristocratic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, public floggings, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.395 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 3,654 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 237,400 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,260,481 per year while the poor average 23,621, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

The iguana is reportedly extinct, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 1st in Ideology Testing Inc and 16th in the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 561 Whatever.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 4 hours ago

  • 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, almost half of the child population live rough on the streets.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, assault rifles sized for 7-year-olds are a frighteningly popular export.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the iguana is reportedly extinct.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 6 days ago: ITI I Aristocratic fell out of the regional Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.

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by Max Barry

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