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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic

“Be aristocratic”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.482 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, drunk drivers are sentenced to death, and nudity is frowned upon. Crime is moderate. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the pound.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 18th in Ideology Testing Inc and 121,024th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -346 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 9 hours ago

  • 1 day 3 hours ago: ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the average commuter spends four hours a day driving to and from work.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, almost all of ITI I Aristocratic's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • 3 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, politicians live in abject luxury.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, genetic researchers have been expelled.

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by Max Barry

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