Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th Most Primitive: 10th Largest Gambling Industry: 13th
The Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
Be aristocratic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, zero percent divorce rate, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.19 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.3%.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 3,580 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 196,843 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,085,344 per year while the poor average 18,063, a ratio of 60.1 to 1.

Surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, Lord Aristo I's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 76,569th in the world and 16th in Ideology Testing Inc for Largest Governments, scoring 15.17 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thMost Primitive: 10thLargest Gambling Industry: 13thMost Ignorant Citizens: 51stLargest Mining Sector: 62ndMost Corrupt Governments: 174thMost Devout: 209thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 371stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 725thFattest Citizens: 738thMost Avoided: 930thHighest Economic Output: 1,578thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,707thRudest Citizens: 1,886thMost Stationary: 2,107thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,289thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,902ndLargest Populations: 4,120thHighest Average Incomes: 4,612thMost Influential: 4,758thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,772ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,104thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,191stMost Extreme: 5,539thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,762ndMost Conservative: 7,403rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,455thTop
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Most Pro-Market: 8,720thLargest Black Market: 9,042ndLargest Insurance Industry: 12,487thMost Efficient Economies: 13,211thMost Cultured: 14,633rd
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, Lord Aristo I's relatives have been married into the royal families of foreign nations against their will.
  • : ITI I Aristocratic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes, the Top 5% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides and Most Extreme, and the Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, prices fluctuate manically for no fathomable reason.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, firing squads regularly execute dissidents.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, Harry Potter books are banned.

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