The Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Be aristocratic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.238 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The large, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 3,587 trillion pounds a year, is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 235,401 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,312,363 per year while the poor average 21,080, a ratio of 62.3 to 1.

Surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, and university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 13th in Ideology Testing Inc and 141,035th in the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -5 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 1 day 11 hours ago

  • 2 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 3 days 1 hour ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
  • 3 days 13 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.
  • 5 days ago: ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation.
  • 5 days ago: ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in ITI I Aristocratic to be bombproof.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the government is reining in public spending.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, fine dining is just too fine for most of the populace.

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by Max Barry

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