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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic

“Be aristocratic”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.299 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors, and the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the pound.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 10th in Ideology Testing Inc and 111,725th in the world for Best Weather, with -860 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 1 day 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors.
  • 1 day 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low.
  • 2 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy.
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 2 days 15 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, ITI I Aristocratic is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • 3 days 3 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in ITI I Aristocratic to be bombproof.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the iguana is believed to be extinct.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.

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by Max Barry

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