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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic

“Be aristocratic”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.642 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

It's always rabbit season, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries, and it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations. Crime is moderate. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the pound.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 14th in Ideology Testing Inc and 117,423rd in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -690 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, it's always rabbit season.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, thieves are flogged in public for their crimes.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, spies caught in ITI I Aristocratic are never heard from again.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, citizens must pay to enjoy ITI I Aristocratic's pristine beaches.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, military spending recently hit a new high.

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by Max Barry

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