The Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
Be aristocratic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.972 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 2,891 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 181,039 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 841,078 per year while the poor average 23,418, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals, and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 15th in Ideology Testing Inc and 118,214th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -12 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, bleach is the nation's most common pesticide.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the psych wards are overflowing with transsexuals.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, ITI I Aristocratic's leader goes out to lunch surrounded by large men in dark glasses.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, ITI I Aristocratic Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, citizens must pay to enjoy ITI I Aristocratic's pristine beaches.

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by Max Barry

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