Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th Largest Gambling Industry: 11th Most Primitive: 17th
The Kingdom of
Compulsory Consumerist State
Be aristocratic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.551 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 3,645 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 196,502 pounds, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,191,483 per year while the poor average 14,447, a ratio of 82.5 to 1.

Bars are packed at all hours, the government seizes all major gold finds, the iguana is believed to be extinct, and most academic research has ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 154,480th in the world and 19th in Ideology Testing Inc for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -410.99 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 11thMost Primitive: 17thLargest Mining Sector: 61stMost Ignorant Citizens: 65thMost Corrupt Governments: 191stMost Devout: 223rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 335thRudest Citizens: 655thFattest Citizens: 677thMost Avoided: 751stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 884thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,453rdTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,568thHighest Economic Output: 1,584thMost Stationary: 2,042ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,662ndLargest Populations: 4,059thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,334thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,356thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,741stHighest Average Incomes: 4,801stMost Influential: 4,811thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,301stMost Pro-Market: 7,120thTop
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Largest Black Market: 8,760thLowest Crime Rates: 10,589thHighest Drug Use: 12,797thMost Cultured: 13,124th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the iguana is believed to be extinct.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, military service is compulsory.
  • : ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".

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