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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic

“Be aristocratic”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.278 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the iguana is believed to be extinct, and new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in ITI I Aristocratic to be bombproof. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is well under control, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the pound.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 3rd in Ideology Testing Inc and 978th in the world for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 24 minutes ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in ITI I Aristocratic to be bombproof.
  • 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the iguana is believed to be extinct.
  • 1 day ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • 3 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, only the wealthy vote.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the iguana is reportedly extinct.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the roads are virtually falling apart.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the colors pink and purple are banned from military unit insignia.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, women are often jailed for failing to fetch their husband's slippers.

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by Max Barry

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