Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th Largest Gambling Industry: 13th Most Primitive: 14th
The Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
Be aristocratic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, fear of technology, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.381 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 3,682 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 200,320 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,288,599 per year while the poor average 12,623, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Tourists flock from around the world to see ITI I Aristocratic's famed 'rainbow slums', conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Lord Aristo I's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 152,265th in the world and 15th in Ideology Testing Inc for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -25.1 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9thLargest Gambling Industry: 13thMost Primitive: 14thLargest Mining Sector: 62ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 63rdMost Corrupt Governments: 187thMost Devout: 223rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 382ndRudest Citizens: 480thFattest Citizens: 697thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 847thMost Avoided: 930thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,253rdHighest Economic Output: 1,535thTop
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Most Stationary: 2,080thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,449thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,795thLargest Populations: 4,130thHighest Average Incomes: 4,516thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4,523rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,695thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,731stMost Influential: 4,764thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,903rdMost Pro-Market: 6,014thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 7,901stLargest Black Market: 9,051stMost Efficient Economies: 11,251stMost Cultured: 12,448thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,826thMost Extreme: 13,853rdHighest Drug Use: 14,121st
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Most Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Lord Aristo I's window to draw attention to their issues.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : ITI I Aristocratic was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, tourists flock from around the world to see ITI I Aristocratic's famed 'rainbow slums'.
  • : ITI I Aristocratic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the ITI I Aristocratician Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances.

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