The Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
Be aristocratic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, avowedly heterosexual populace, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 15.822 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 2,870 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 181,397 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 749,102 per year while the poor average 28,879, a ratio of 25.9 to 1.

Lord Aristo I is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes, children are regularly married to each other to secure business deals between families, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 15th in Ideology Testing Inc and 127,266th in the world for Highest Average Tax Rates, scoring -12 on the Inverse Hayek Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 13 hours ago

  • 4 hours ago: ITI I Aristocratic fell out of the world Top 5% for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • 1 day 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, children are regularly married to each other to secure business deals between families.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, universities are populated by the spawn of the upper classes.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, Lord Aristo I is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • 4 days ago: ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity.

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