The Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
Be aristocratic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 17.151 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.6%.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 3,345 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 195,089 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 925,639 per year while the poor average 24,264, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Organ donation rates have hit a new low, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, and an enormous health awareness programme is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 9th in Ideology Testing Inc and 5,894th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 268.557 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ITI I Aristocratic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, an enormous health awareness programme is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, police officers have nearly cracked a major underage astronomy syndicate.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, women who display their ankles are shunned by society.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, research into 'designer babies' is banned.

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by Max Barry

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