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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic

“Be aristocratic”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.898 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 3,516 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 236,039 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,169,704 per year while the poor average 27,009, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

The police crack down on tax evaders without mercy, the government is spending billions of taxpayer pounds to support the Uranium Mining industry, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 18th in Ideology Testing Inc and 116,413th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -350 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 8 hours ago

  • 1 day 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the government is spending billions of taxpayer pounds to support the Uranium Mining industry.
  • 2 days 14 hours ago: ITI I Aristocratic fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the police crack down on tax evaders without mercy.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, protests are prohibited from blocking traffic.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.

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by Max Barry

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