The Kingdom of
Corporate Police State
Be aristocratic
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 16.169 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ITI I Aristocratician economy, worth a remarkable 3,028 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 187,281 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 928,083 per year while the poor average 21,430, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

New religious sects are squashed immediately by the government, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicism.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 13th in Ideology Testing Inc and 97,641st in the world for Most Politically Free, scoring 23 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • : ITI I Aristocratic fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the government seizes all major gold finds.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the iguana is believed to be extinct.

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