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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic

“Be aristocratic”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its suspicion of poets. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.196 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Anti-tourism militias patrol the borders, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime is moderate. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the pound.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 4th in Ideology Testing Inc and 883rd in the world for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 17 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 1 day 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • 1 day 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, daisy chain gangs plant flowers and pick up litter.
  • 2 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, anti-tourism militias patrol the borders.
  • 3 days 11 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, children are regularly married to each other to secure business deals between families.
  • 3 days 23 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the government is reining in public spending.
  • 5 days ago: ITI I Aristocratic's influence in Ideology Testing Inc fell from "Superpower" to "Negotiator".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians.

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by Max Barry

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