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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic

“Be aristocratic”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and notable for its complete absence of social welfare. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.227 billion are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation, ITI I Aristocratic has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, and troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour. Crime is moderate. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the pound.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 14th in Ideology Testing Inc and 66,102nd in the world for Highest Drug Use, scoring 58 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 11 hours ago

  • 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, troops clank into battle wearing antique suits of armour.
  • 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.
  • 1 day 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, ITI I Aristocratic has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, corporations are forbidden from employing outside the nation.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the military has had to quell a recent insurrection by uninsured revolutionaries.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, research into 'designer babies' is banned.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil.
  • 5 days ago: ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.

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by Max Barry

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