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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic

“Be aristocratic”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, economically powerful nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and notable for its superstitious fear of technology. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 13.974 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, Nobility is a police state during international summits, funding for education has been redirected into the military, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the pound.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 14th in Ideology Testing Inc and 111,447th in the world for Least Corrupt Governments, scoring -642 on the Inverse Mugabe Relativity Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 3 hours ago

  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • 2 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, Nobility is a police state during international summits.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 3 days 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, new religious sects are squashed immediately by the government.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the lowest age at which one can marry has been recently lowered to 12.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.

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by Max Barry

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