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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic

“Be aristocratic”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14.493 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The nation refuses to provide international aid, the government has the power to seize property at will, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, and gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the pound.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 8th in Ideology Testing Inc and 487th in the world for Highest Police Ratios, scoring 621 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation.
  • 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • 1 day 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • 1 day 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the nation refuses to provide international aid.
  • 2 days 8 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun.
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Corporate Police State".
  • 3 days 20 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, nudity is frowned upon.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • 4 days ago: ITI I Aristocratic was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit.

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by Max Barry

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