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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic

“Be aristocratic”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a gargantuan, devout nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 14 billion ITI I Aristocraticians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, the government is outsourcing itself, the new hit series "ITI I Aristocratic's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, and ITI I Aristocratic is increasingly belligerent on the international stage. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the pound.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 14th in Ideology Testing Inc and 94,844th in the world for Safest, scoring 40.399 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 hours ago

  • 22 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, ITI I Aristocratic is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • 1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the new hit series "ITI I Aristocratic's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
  • 2 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the government is outsourcing itself.
  • 3 days 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, genetic researchers have been expelled.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, Nobility is a police state during international summits.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • 8 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.

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by Max Barry

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