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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic

“Be aristocratic”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Kingdom of ITI I Aristocratic is a massive, devout nation, ruled by Lord Aristo I with an iron fist, and notable for its restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.486 billion, 1.479 billion of whom are zombies, ITI I Aristocraticians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, pro-business government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nobility. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72%. A powerhouse of a private sector is dominated by the Uranium Mining industry.

The nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour, and many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is relatively low, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI I Aristocratic's national animal is the iguana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Catholicism, and its currency is the pound.

ITI I Aristocratic is ranked 4th in Ideology Testing Inc and 3,140th in the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 16 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

ITI I Aristocratic is currently considering its options.

People: 7,203,050

Zombies: 1,479,295,340

Dead: 12,863,131,657

Survival Rate: 0.05%

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 6 hours ago

  • 2 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, many junior high school teachers minor in midwifery.
  • 2 days 12 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the workforce is almost entirely made up of slave labour.
  • 3 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, the populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, Harry Potter books are banned.
  • 6 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, ITI I Aristocratic Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage.
  • 7 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI I Aristocratic, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods.

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by Max Barry

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