Largest Retail Industry: 31st Largest Agricultural Sector: 87th Fattest Citizens: 137th
The Federation of
Right-wing Utopia
Be conservative
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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The Federation of ITI C Conservative is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.377 billion ITI C Conservativeans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tradition. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ITI C Conservativean economy, worth a remarkable 3,860 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 210,076 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, soldiers are equipped with multi-million dollar battlesuits, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems, and farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ITI C Conservative's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

ITI C Conservative is ranked 153,366th in the world and 17th in Ideology Testing Inc for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -35.64 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 31stLargest Agricultural Sector: 87thFattest Citizens: 137thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 142ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 223rdMost Avoided: 365thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 375thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 441stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 966thRudest Citizens: 1,100thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,259thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,342ndHighest Economic Output: 1,434thTop
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Most Devout: 1,920thMost Stationary: 2,077thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,154thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,539thMost Primitive: 2,659thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,818thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,843rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,037thLargest Mining Sector: 3,380thHighest Average Incomes: 3,908thLargest Populations: 4,132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,634thMost Influential: 4,762ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,669thLowest Crime Rates: 6,482ndTop
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Most Conservative: 9,085thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,575thLargest Black Market: 13,454th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, farm turkeys are given high doses of antidepressants to take their minds off the holiday season.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, businesses often fire workers in favour of cheaper automatic systems.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, soldiers are equipped with multi-million dollar battlesuits.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, hundreds of thousands of convicts work as slaves in ITI C Conservative's many privately-owned prisons.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.

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