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The Federation of ITI C Conservative

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Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Ideology Testing Inc

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The Federation of ITI C Conservative is a gargantuan, devout nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 14.556 billion ITI C Conservativeans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defence, and Religion & Spirituality. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tradition. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6%. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Retail industries.

The streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations, tourists outnumber citizens two to one, and the Great ITI C Conservative Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI C Conservative's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is Orthodoxy, and its currency is the dollar.

ITI C Conservative is ranked 15th in Ideology Testing Inc and 117,869th in the world for Nudest, with 8 Cheeks per Square Mile.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 85 minutes ago

  • 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the Great ITI C Conservative Desert is reputedly the most uninhabitable place in the region.
  • 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, lending firms are subject to strict government regulations.
  • 2 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the streets are increasingly clogged with poverty-stricken beggars.
  • 2 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, nursing mothers are often arrested for indecent exposure.
  • 3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas.
  • 3 days 18 hours ago: Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, private business has started paving paradises and putting up parking lots.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • 5 days ago: Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine.

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by Max Barry

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