Largest Retail Industry: 29th Largest Agricultural Sector: 87th Fattest Citizens: 143rd
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The Federation of ITI C Conservative is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.533 billion ITI C Conservativeans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tradition. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ITI C Conservativean economy, worth a remarkable 3,930 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 212,073 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 718,970 per year while the poor average 46,189, a ratio of 15.6 to 1.

Women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ITI C Conservative's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

ITI C Conservative is ranked 87th in the world and 1st in Ideology Testing Inc for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 26,852.77 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 29thLargest Agricultural Sector: 87thFattest Citizens: 143rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 144thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 224thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 359thMost Avoided: 364thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 432ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 987thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,197thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,332ndHighest Economic Output: 1,397thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,552ndMost Devout: 1,981stMost Stationary: 2,051stMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,136thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,400thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,824thMost Primitive: 2,959thMost Efficient Economies: 3,018thLargest Mining Sector: 3,247thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,370thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,637thHighest Average Incomes: 3,793rdLargest Populations: 4,067thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,421stMost Influential: 4,806thLowest Crime Rates: 6,308thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 8,599thLargest Black Market: 13,834thMost Conservative: 14,578th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall'.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : ITI C Conservative was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the fire protection service is wholly government-funded.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, companies balk at paying their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, long arduous trials are held for the most trivial of offences.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, children need to wear helmets and safety harnesses before mounting a carousel horse.

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