Largest Retail Industry: 38th Largest Agricultural Sector: 115th Fattest Citizens: 144th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence
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Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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The Federation of ITI C Conservative is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 17.803 billion ITI C Conservativeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, with Defense, Spirituality, and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tradition. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ITI C Conservativean economy, worth a remarkable 3,783 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 212,533 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 629,138 per year while the poor average 56,393, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army, almost all of ITI C Conservative's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. ITI C Conservative's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

ITI C Conservative is ranked 181,380th in the world and 15th in Ideology Testing Inc for Longest Average Lifespans, with 22.89 Years.

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Largest Retail Industry: 38thLargest Agricultural Sector: 115thFattest Citizens: 144thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 166thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 253rdMost Avoided: 423rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 466thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,014thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,312thSafest: 1,354thHighest Economic Output: 1,380thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,520thRudest Citizens: 1,595thTop
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Most Primitive: 1,846thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,871stMost Devout: 1,945thMost Stationary: 2,169thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,235thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,359thLowest Crime Rates: 2,674thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,000thMost Efficient Economies: 3,076thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,340thHighest Average Incomes: 3,508thLargest Populations: 4,209thLargest Mining Sector: 4,395thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,723rdMost Influential: 4,739thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,574thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,868thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,873rdLargest Governments: 17,827th
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes.
  • : ITI C Conservative was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, almost all of ITI C Conservative's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : ITI C Conservative was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
  • : ITI C Conservative was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, loans are available for students from poor families.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.

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