Largest Retail Industry: 25th Largest Agricultural Sector: 84th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140th
The Federation of
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Regional Influence
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
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The Federation of ITI C Conservative is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.932 billion ITI C Conservativeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tradition. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ITI C Conservativean economy, worth a remarkable 4,035 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 213,176 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 716,658 per year while the poor average 47,018, a ratio of 15.2 to 1.

Debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, agricultural employees work for peanuts, and foreign nationals are widely distrusted. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. ITI C Conservative's national animal is the camel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

ITI C Conservative is ranked 112,570th in the world and 12th in Ideology Testing Inc for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 516.25 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Largest Retail Industry: 25thLargest Agricultural Sector: 84thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 140thFattest Citizens: 149thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 227thMost Avoided: 359thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 393rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 445thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,196thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,358thHighest Economic Output: 1,368thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,487thTop
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Most Devout: 1,787thMost Stationary: 1,941stMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,947thRudest Citizens: 2,170thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,312thMost Primitive: 2,452ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,963rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,006thLargest Mining Sector: 3,446thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,778thHighest Average Incomes: 3,846thLargest Populations: 4,025thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,176thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,247thMost Influential: 4,889thLowest Crime Rates: 5,918thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,889thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,705thLargest Black Market: 15,772nd
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Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ITI C Conservative was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, foreign nationals are widely distrusted.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the camel is protected from hunting and slowly coming back from the brink of extinction.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, lifeguards are more concerned with watching for sharks than struggling swimmers.
  • : ITI C Conservative was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.

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