The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federation of ITI C Conservative is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.148 billion ITI C Conservativeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tradition. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The frighteningly efficient ITI C Conservativean economy, worth a remarkable 3,841 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 223,995 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

City sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. ITI C Conservative's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

ITI C Conservative is ranked 4th in Ideology Testing Inc and 2,452nd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 6 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, sociologists can charge whatever fee they like as the nation tries to find itself.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the nation's massive battleships are often mistaken for islands.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, police officers have been re-kitted with designer uniforms and gold plated handcuffs.

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