Largest Retail Industry: 42nd Largest Agricultural Sector: 108th Fattest Citizens: 151st
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The Federation of ITI C Conservative is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.007 billion ITI C Conservativeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense, Spirituality, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tradition. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient ITI C Conservativean economy, worth a remarkable 3,873 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 215,127 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 654,183 per year while the poor average 54,941, a ratio of 11.9 to 1.

Strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, and public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. ITI C Conservative's national animal is the camel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

ITI C Conservative is ranked 24,544th in the world and 6th in Ideology Testing Inc for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 3,843.29 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 42ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 108thFattest Citizens: 151stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 156thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 259thMost Avoided: 444thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 472ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,081stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,215thHighest Economic Output: 1,354thSafest: 1,447thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,465thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,739thMost Devout: 1,783rdMost Primitive: 1,882ndMost Stationary: 2,148thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,197thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,237thRudest Citizens: 2,374thLowest Crime Rates: 2,516thMost Efficient Economies: 3,050thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,137thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,340thHighest Average Incomes: 3,493rdLargest Populations: 4,183rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,194thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,334thMost Influential: 4,774thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,633rdTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 11,211thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,484th
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Most Average: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security".
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, drunk drivers are sentenced to death.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Tradition to enjoy their national art.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, owning a tractor is widely regarded as an essential prerequisite to most government positions.
  • : Following new legislation in ITI C Conservative, school children are forced to sing the national anthem every morning.

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