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The Federal Republic of Itatun

“rift”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Duckspeaker

Location: Kallisto

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The Federal Republic of Itatun is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.668 billion are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Law & Order and Commerce are secondary priorities. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itatun City. The average income tax rate is 87%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing.

The nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, and Itatun's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Itatun's national animal is the potatoes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, its national religion is a major religion, and its currency is the tungsten.

Itatun is ranked 14th in Kallisto and 5,418th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 508.75 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 days 7 hours ago

  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Itatun, Itatun's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Itatun, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • 2 days 4 hours ago: Following new legislation in Itatun, drug distribution is tightly controlled by the government.
  • 7 days ago: Itatun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Itatun, the nation's drinking water tends to glow green at night.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Itatun, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • 17 days ago: Following new legislation in Itatun, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency.
  • 22 days ago: Itatun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • 24 days ago: Itatun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative (last census: Top 5%).
  • 27 days ago: Itatun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Defense Forces (last census: Top 10%).

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by Max Barry

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