Largest Black Market: 1,608th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,730th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,711th
The Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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The Federal Republic of Itatun is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.118 billion Itatunians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itatun City. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Itatunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,285 trillion tungstens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,948 tungstens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government's only official statement on the burning down of Itatun City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and potatoes racing stadiums are open 24/7. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itatun's national animal is the potatoes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Itatun is ranked 189,624th in the world and 33rd in Kallisto for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 12.07 Tourists Per Hour.

Largest Black Market: 1,608thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,730thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,711thNudest: 3,723rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,026thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,660thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,526thMost Avoided: 6,582ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,752ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,832ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,109thHighest Economic Output: 7,188thLargest Mining Sector: 7,290thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,359thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,476thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,958thTop
Most Conservative: 10,192ndHighest Average Incomes: 11,181stLargest Governments: 11,320thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,466thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,552ndLargest Retail Industry: 12,425thLargest Populations: 12,966thLowest Crime Rates: 14,334thMost Efficient Economies: 14,725thMost Influential: 16,239thMost Stationary: 18,748th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Itatun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Itatun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Itatun was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Itatun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Largest Black Market, Most Advanced Defense Forces, Most Advanced Law Enforcement, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Itatun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 5%).
  • : Itatun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Itatun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Shortest Average Lifespan (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Itatun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).
  • : Itatun was struck by a Cure Missile from The Free Land of Holykol, curing 141 million infected.
  • : Itatun was struck by a Cure Missile from The Supreme Realm of Lumein, curing 38 million infected.



by Max Barry

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