The Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
rift
Regional Influence
Handshaker
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Federal Republic of Itatun is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, smutty television, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.329 billion Itatunians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itatun City. The average income tax rate is 91.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Itatunian economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion tungstens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,350 tungstens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government's only official statement on the burning down of Itatun City was that 'they shouldn't have been so careless', several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and potatoes racing stadiums are open 24/7. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Itatun's national animal is the potatoes, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Itatun is ranked 17th in Kallisto and 6,894th in the world for Most Avoided, scoring 313.884 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 6 days ago

  • 17 hours ago: Itatun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 5%).
  • 4 days ago: Itatun fell out of the world Top 10% for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 12 days ago: Itatun fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • 32 days ago: Itatun fell out of the world Top 10% for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • 46 days ago: Itatun fell out of the regional Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
  • 77 days ago: Itatun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided (last census: Top 10%).
  • 86 days ago: Itatun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens (last census: Top 10%).
  • 99 days ago: Itatun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Unemployment Rates.
  • 107 days ago: Itatun was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry (last census: Top 10%).
  • 135 days ago: Itatun was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.

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by Max Barry

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