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“Yohoho and a bottle of rum”

The Holy Empire of Issas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Her Most Awesome Majesty with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism. Its compassionate population of 1.615 billion enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of the Environment, Social Welfare, and Education. It meets every day to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Issas City. The average income tax rate is 100%. The private sector is almost wholly made up of enterprising fourteen-year-old boys selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out.

Anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, voting is compulsory, the government is using tax revenues to provide jobs for the poor, and every product goes through extensive safety-testing by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Issas's national animal is the albatross, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the palmere.

Issas is ranked 2424th in the region and 52,832nd in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.