The Moonlit Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Follow the lead of the sword, and never fall.
God Urzik
Regional Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Moonlit Empire of Issars is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by God Urzik with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.124 billion Knights are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of INFRAGILIS. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Knightly economy, worth 968 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 234,790 Denars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Issars after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted, and bicyclists are banned from major roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Issars's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Knighthood of the God Urzik.

Issars is ranked 30th in Legion of Great Nations and 131,526th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -9 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 19 hours ago

  • 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Issars, bicyclists are banned from major roads.
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Issars's influence in Legion of Great Nations rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • 1 day 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Issars, airship use has soared while property values beneath their routes have plummeted.
  • 1 day 19 hours ago: Following new legislation in Issars, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Issars after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Issars was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans (last census: Top 10%).
  • 2 days 5 hours ago: Issars was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Issars's influence in Legion of Great Nations rose from "Minnow" to "Vassal".
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Issars, the government has awarded itself a month-long holiday to celebrate its achievements.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Issars, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket.
  • 2 days 7 hours ago: Following new legislation in Issars, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.

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