Most Subsidized Industry: 76th Highest Poor Incomes: 230th Largest Black Market: 360th
The Moonlit Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Follow the lead of the sword, and never fall.
God Urzik
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Moonlit Empire of Issars is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by God Urzik with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.322 billion Knights are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of INFRAGILIS. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Knightly economy, worth a remarkable 2,343 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 370,717 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, and billions of Denars are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Issars's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Knighthood of the God Urzik.

Issars is ranked 32,556th in the world and 4th in Alstroemeria for Most Authoritarian, with 1.2 Stalins.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 76thHighest Poor Incomes: 230thLargest Black Market: 360thMost Advanced Public Transport: 384thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 429thHighest Average Incomes: 481stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 583rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 642ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 745thMost Developed: 768thLargest Governments: 792ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 834thMost Corrupt Governments: 852ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,202ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,327thMost Devout: 1,355thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,374thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,412thMost Efficient Economies: 1,444thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,483rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,679thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,683rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,853rdSmartest Citizens: 2,018thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,102ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,225thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,254thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,600thHighest Economic Output: 3,093rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,450thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,854thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,005thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,241stMost Cultured: 6,500thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,309thLargest Mining Sector: 8,130thHealthiest Citizens: 8,615thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,141stRudest Citizens: 12,784th
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Largest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Issars, billions of Denars are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight.
  • : Issars was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use INFRAGILIS as a backdrop.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, books are so highly regarded in Issars that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights.
  • : Issars was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.

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