Most Subsidized Industry: 43rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 201st Largest Black Market: 377th
The Moonlit Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Follow the lead of the sword, and never fall.
God Urzik
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Moonlit Empire of Issars is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by God Urzik with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.675 billion Knights are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of INFRAGILIS. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Knightly economy, worth a remarkable 2,362 trillion Denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 353,864 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and computers are allowed but only just. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Issars's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Knighthood of the God Urzik.

Issars is ranked 2,910th in the world and 3rd in Alstroemeria for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.87 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 43rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 201stLargest Black Market: 377thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 525thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 530thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 550thHighest Poor Incomes: 554thMost Developed: 562ndHighest Average Incomes: 609thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 622ndLargest Governments: 640thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 646thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 659thMost Corrupt Governments: 695thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 948thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,030thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,265thMost Devout: 1,368thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,383rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,418thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,490thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1,861stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,091stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,197thMost Primitive: 2,210thSmartest Citizens: 2,409thLowest Crime Rates: 2,910thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,109thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,158thHighest Economic Output: 3,185thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,150thLargest Gambling Industry: 6,381stHealthiest Citizens: 6,763rdMost Cultured: 7,103rdRudest Citizens: 8,088thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9,596thLargest Retail Industry: 15,387thBest Weather: 16,362nd
Top
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Issars was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Issars was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, computers are allowed but only just.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, the government is spending millions on alternative clean-burning fuels.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
  • : Issars was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments and Most Primitive and the Top 10% for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, billions of Denars are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, the bum of God Urzik has been voted the most recognisable in Issars.

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