The Moonlit Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Follow the lead of the sword, and never fall.
God Urzik
Regional Influence
Negotiator
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Factbook People Government Economy Trend Analysis

The Moonlit Empire of Issars is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by God Urzik with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.385 billion Knights are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of INFRAGILIS. The average income tax rate is 82.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Knightly economy, worth a remarkable 1,086 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 247,721 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, and students who refuse to pray are expelled from school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Issars's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Knighthood of the God Urzik.

Issars is ranked 5th in Legion of Great Nations and 24,898th in the world for Best Weather, with 17 Metres of Sunlight Above Expected.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: 2 hours ago

  • 1 day 16 hours ago: Issars was ranked in the Top 5% of the region for Largest Public Transport Department.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Issars, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school.
  • 1 day 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Issars, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked.
  • 2 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Issars, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner.
  • 3 days 5 hours ago: Following new legislation in Issars, organ donation is compulsory.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Issars was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 3 days 16 hours ago: Issars was ranked in the Top 10% of the region for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Issars, all news sources are under strict government control.
  • 3 days 17 hours ago: Following new legislation in Issars, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • 4 days ago: Following new legislation in Issars, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".

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