Most Subsidized Industry: 66th Highest Poor Incomes: 301st Most Advanced Public Transport: 331st
The Moonlit Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Follow the lead of the sword, and never fall.
God Urzik
Regional Influence
Auxiliary
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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The Moonlit Empire of Issars is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by God Urzik with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.508 billion Knights are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of INFRAGILIS. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Knightly economy, worth a remarkable 2,436 trillion Denars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 374,372 Denars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, school uniforms are compulsory, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, and the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Issars's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Knighthood of the God Urzik.

Issars is ranked 334th in the world and 2nd in Alstroemeria for Largest Black Market, with 2,121 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 66thHighest Poor Incomes: 301stMost Advanced Public Transport: 331stLargest Black Market: 334thHighest Average Incomes: 464thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 470thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 620thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 722ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 748thLargest Governments: 751stMost Developed: 782ndMost Corrupt Governments: 852ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,166thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,287thMost Devout: 1,303rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,430thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,524thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,539thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,554thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,663rdSmartest Citizens: 2,082ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,101stMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,171stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,293rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,429thHighest Economic Output: 2,982ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,669thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,734thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,743rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,258thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,602ndMost Cultured: 6,283rdRudest Citizens: 6,591stLargest Gambling Industry: 7,182ndHealthiest Citizens: 7,341stTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 10,972ndMost Conservative: 14,402ndLargest Retail Industry: 15,161st
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Issars was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, the nation's reinforced coffee tables are constructed to survive an atomic blast.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, school uniforms are compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles.
  • : Issars was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Knightly language.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, tourists outnumber citizens two to one.
  • : Following new legislation in Issars, builders across Issars are blocked up with orders for new public loos.

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